I took a bag of out of date medicines to Boots, and they asked me if there were any illegal drugs, needles or morphine in there. I'm not sure what that says about my work attire.

Knocked it out in one take, what a pro! 🙌 Toby Sebastian joined Dave Gilyeat for a live session on BBC Introducing in Oxfordshire & Berkshire ⤵️ www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

Watch HööF playing Funfair- live in session for BBC Introducing in Oxfordshire & Berkshire 🙌 www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

These were taken one second apart facing opposite directions, quite incredible sky.

Strangely familiar logo 🤔

Post-It note scribble monster

Got mugged outside co-op in #Woodstock. Anyone recognise this pair of reprobates? 🦆🦆 #oxfordshire

Morning, day & evening going to work in Edinburgh, quite the visual feast!

John Lewis looks up at santa and rudolph wtih a steely gaze, "all in", he growls. "Jobby the cat (£242), his eyes light up when you push his magic gold-coloured button" Still in stock

The namesh MacDougall, Shoogle MacDougall

Feels like a trap

Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtle doves And a

bacon or raspberry ripple?

See pubs / restaurants that do burgers but are like 'you have to order chips separately'... No. Chips are a non negotiable part of the burger experience.

Last night, the engineer at work was concentrating on something in the radio studio & didn't see me arrive, sensing this was an important opportunity not to be missed, I shouted "BANG!" over the studio talkback speaker and... he absolutely shat it. Best thing I've done all week.

Some gal would giggle and I'd turn red And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head I tell you, life ain't easy for a cat named John www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Does anyone remember this?

Tonight has mainly been about listening to this At The Drive In album again (again) because the whole thing is excellent. open.spotify.com/album/0BPdEt...

Down with road accidents. Careful now.

Pretty sure the guy in front of me in Tesco just asked for "a pentagram of opportunity knocks"

All the information is on the card. #AccidentalTaskmaster

Content.

Ceci n'est pas une bouilloire dans une poêle à frire.