🔥 i'm just gonna light a Liiiiiitle firework tonight 😸. you know, something light 😎. ( planting an army of explosive, thunderous fireworks along the world's largest nuke. rubbing his servos together, smoke starting to floom from his fire-powered engine )

🔥 eff YEAAAAAAH, i L O V E VIOLEEEENCEEEEEE!!!! VIOLENCE IS MY DARK MISTRESS!!!! I FOLLOW HER IN HER DIVINE STEAD THROUGH EVERY DAMNED MISDEED vIOLENCE ! IS MY CREED VIOLENCE ! IS MY QUUEEEEEEN, oh YEAAAAaaAHH 🗣🎶‼️‼️‼️

🔥 HEY THERE, FLIPPERS! FLIPPIN FANTASTIC! MORE LIKE! HAAHAHAH !!!!

🔥 placing big traffic cones around the mini so no one mistakes her for a fungus

🔥 all i love is KILLING THINGS i need to KILL things i love KILLING THINGS i love to KILL i LIVE to. KILL. KILLING is my ESCAPE. killing is MY SANCTUARY. DEATH. To ALLL ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

🔥 minibots 🔥 <- my heart sign

🔥 I AM ALSO QUITE FOND OF YOU .

🔥 what's up .

. . . . . ..... ... why he say f me for .. X^O .. 💧 -- ? ⠀

🔥 ? ... Europe?? nO!!! YOU IDIOT!!! THOSE AREN'T FOR YOUR DUMB STUPID ' HOUSE '. NOR ARE THEY FOR DUMB STUPID MEGATRON. THEY'RE FOR mE!!!!

🔥.. ....... ( shaking his helm and squeezing the metal bridge of his little nose. sneezing from accidentally venting in what was left of his burnt flowers for- ... himself . ) grown aft mech ...

🔥 since when could you count that hi- wait. no. scratch that . since when could you cOUNT ??????!????

🔥! hot shot has been marching around the areial academy with balled servos, clutching the blackened crust of what used to be flowers for his famous counterpart he's been stuck in this maze for ages, it seemed. he couldn't find the assassin, the bot he dreams to assassinate, OR the exit. this SUCKS

🔥 HEY!! I'M TALKING TO YOU!! DON'T YOU IGNORE ME!! ( dashing after this mystery assassin, scorching the floor in his tracks as his servo scrapes when he slides then slings across the corner, popping right back up to- .. the same hallway? .. tsking a tiny flame like spitting sunflower seeds. )

🔥!? ( .. little nose twitching. ... flicking down his aiming goggles. another heat signature, and- it appeared to be .. shuffling? it wasn't in the air.. so it couldn't be one of those sun soaking snobs.. the servo trails from the wall to his hip holster, hovering. an assassin ..?? )

🔥 ' HERE, TAKE THESE STUPID FLOWERS I DON'T WANT! THEY SAY YOU'RE STUPID, BY THE WAY!' ... no- too brash.. .. ( twirling around and brandishing the flowers ) ' twin..' .. HELL no.. too LAME-?? ( grumbling and groaning, letting out a mini frustration squeak as practiced poses returned to pacing )

🔥.. .. he's been pacing in the halls of the aerial academy, ducking and cursing out those trying to buzz past him. the racecar managed to smidge his entrance by the sheer surprise of a mini-con attaching to his trunk and helicoptering him up like a poor mech's tails. clutching some blue flowers

🔥 staring at a bunny. "...WHAT . WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME. " immediately hopping away when it hops toward him. " CAN I HELP YOU?? STAY BACK, BEAST!! WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS? STATE THEM THUSLY ." it twitches its little nose. he twitches his. ". . QUESTION ." ?!???

🔥 demolisher . . ....... you . are so ...

stunning logic, sir!! it's just like the dumb idea of wearing seatbelts to 'protect' you in carcrashes, like i don't get it! wouldn't you wanna be AWAY from the crash ??? if you don't wear a seatbelt, you fly to safety ! right ! ( X_< ) ???? ⠀

🔥 ' wahhhh, too noisy, too noisy, WAHHHH' WAHHHHHHG!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHH!! you guys are all fucking WEAK !!!!!!!!!!!! shrivel and SCRAP ! how'd ANY of you survive a WAR ????????? JUST STOP DYING .

🔥 Hmmm- gruff.. . . maybe he's got a different- a different uhh-! ( snapping fire fingers with a quick little creation of light ) love language, y'know! you don't gotta worry about speaking the wrong one, because you already started off right, right !! i mean, you already tore out somebot's spark

🔥 ( hmmm, digit plucking at braces ) from the way you're moping on, i can't definitely see why some would think that! but i ain't some!! as i SAID ! everything and anything can kill you one day, so you gotta kill IT first! i take the protection of others VERY serious! ANYTHING is a possible threat

🔥 !!!! >:[

🔥 FUCK the fucking Fuckers before they fuck YOU 🫵❗️❗️

🔥 ( bug optics enlarged, scowling at first from this pretty pathetic sight. and for what reason?? maybe all starscreams were just always cursed to be pitiful . as much as he hates his other self- at least he's RICH in another spark time! beaming, glad to be considered for consult ) oh? that's EASY!

🔥 my foolish enemies on the battlefield think they can hurt ME ??.. mE !?!? the indomitable ME ?? HA! i am IMPENETRABLE !! besides, the very next day i lost the starsaber, my comfort mechaopener, i had to hear my kids say ' why did hot shot lose the starsaber. is he Stupid ' in real time .

🔥 so YEAH, if any of you SORRY SAPS wanna come crawling to ME for some LOVE ADVICE, then i'm all GAME ! phd is BEING ALWAYS RIGHT ! EVER ! ALWAYS ! .... don't ask how many divorces i've got under my belt .

🔥 my special interest is VIOLENCE and RAGE ! !

🔥 just because He doesn't celebrate valentine's doesn't mean he doesn't help Others celebrate, though grinning, braces flashing as he energetically gestures with his solid, 100/10 love advice. " aND THEN YOU RIP HIS HEART OUT WITH YOUR TEETH AS THE VICTOR IN WAR AND SPIT IT IN HIS FaCE, CARLOS "

🔥 !! anyways ! i don't CELEBRATE valentine's day :D !!! it takes away from my time kiIIing people !!!

🔥 . . . !

HOT SHOT NO!!! SAY NO!!! HOT SHOT NOOOO

🔥.. . . . why are everyone's visors shattered . .......... why are you all looking at me like that . . ........ what do you Want from me... ........... are you all constipated, or... or something ???

🔥🔥🔥🔥💢❗️❗️❗️ aYYYYEEEEEEEeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii-- am 🔥🔥🔥 N O T 🔥🔥🔥. L oUD . I'LL STOMP ON YOUR INTAKES SO EFFIN' GOOD, THE IMPACT WILL SNUFF OUT ALL GRAVITY FROM THE SHOCK . S T O P fucking GOSSIPING ABOUT ME, BiiiiiiiiiTCHESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

🔥 THAT'S RIGHT !!! that's VERY important! and so are YOU! don't EVER let a bot try to convince your otherwise!! small size or not, we've all got our strengths, and yours is AWESO- .. ( wait.. sensitive hearing.. +extremely loud mech.. =..? gears turning.. smoke chutting. OH SHIT :D )

🔥 ( dropping onto his aft, bug-eyed optics staring blank at the ground . servos clenching into fists at the thought of Others seeing that. that poor mini-con witnessing it.. BOUNCING back up, racing after him and bounding around him, jumping for attention like a pestered bunny. kicking his pedes )

🔥 ( fire BLAZING at the other's beam, completely oblivious to the change in nature, confusing the cheer to always be there. chubby cheekplates redden and he grins with a whistle of steam, putting the steam and the punk in steampunk . ) yeah WOW !! ( smile drooping for a second, temperature cooling )

🔥 ( optics widening . gasping smoke for a second before-- body heating, steam hissing and puffing in argument. servos snap up to the grip, clawing and thrashing with the desperation of a collared stray captured by a pound that puts dogs down. grabbing hold of the grip with his small servos,

🔥 huh? me? hurt? HEL-.oop- HE DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS NA ! if anybot's gonna get wind up HURT here, it's gonna be that big dumb TANK- ..jet..?.thing.. .. i was enacting my revenge for the other big dumb tank! ugh, i WISH worse could be heard.. i NEED my knuckles coated in some brainbits ASAP, haha 😁 !!

🔥 FRAG OFF, FUCKER 😾 💢. see THIS ?? THiS ? SEE IT ??!?? ..waithangon- ( rummaging angrily through his subspace, keeping his angered nose crinkled squint straight up at the other. finally waving around purple construction paper. he was coloring with his kids . ) sEE iT?!?! THIS ? THIS, yOU!

🔥 hu-FLIPSIDES :D !!!!!!!!!!!! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😃 :D !!!!!!! ( seemingly permanent grumpiness evaporating with the smoke that flowed from him, flashing a big braces grin, lighting up, literally, fire fwooming from his blocky shoulders for a second before settling back to smoke )

🔥 ( too boiled in the bubbles of his own rage to notice the laughter is all thanks to an entertainment value rather than an impressing one. halting mid high kick.. raising a browridge. lips purse, a smoke ring puffing from their plushness. before smiling, self-confident ) oh? you Like that? ..More.

🔥 his endless grumbles and grouching sound and look just like this . not much to live for, in his life

🔥 UGH!! you drive ALL THE WAY OUT to this DUMB DUMP that can't decide whether to be HOT OR COLD or it's one blizzard then one DESERT one blink later, can hardly even DRIVE- and i can't even PUNCH a bot in the BACK OF THE HELM. STOMPING off. having to highstep like a horse so he doesn't slip on ice

🔥 primus.. that guy is Fucked. Up. but he's a decepticon. he bought their tr a sh. whaddya expect. ..demo's a decepticon too- but. he's like. Stupid. and hot shot's temporary goon, so- it's like. His Civil Duty. or.. Whatever. it's Not because he Actually cares . decepticons are NOT to be cared for

🔥 standing in the far distance, rapidly tapping an impatient pede like an indignant rabbit, nose twitching. ice only melted around his servo hipped stance. checking his sonic the hedgehog watch. glaring back up. sighing. rolling bug-eyed optics .

🔥 greetings, goon

HI SIR !!!!!!!!!!!!! 💚💚💚💚💚💚 !!!!!!!!! ⠀