Dear new followers, I almost never get new lewd art. Sorry. Yours truly, Noel Slammrocket

Jumping is risky!!! #YesSlamm

6-8 donuts a day is really paying off... "Noel on her 13th 100% Run on Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3" Commissioned by: Bubble Roxie 🎨: FrancyArt34 #YesSlamm

I cannot believe a fan commissioned fantastic Elphelt cosplay art of me from @shybred.bsky.social. This is simply marvelous. Thank you~~ <3 #YesSlamm

This movie has never been the same since for me

Jinkies!

elven princess who is maybe a little too eager to be taken away by the dark lord

fucking around with brushes at 4am

[COMM] A nice snack between friends

I don't think this Zero Suit fits quite right. What do you think? 🎨 @dreadpunk.bsky.social #neonhart #illustration #vsky

I dreamed I had a cute cow bikini for some reason. Thankfully I have this handy picture from last year to illustrate such a situation. Art by @suley.bsky.social

Elphelt for Valentine's Day 💘🍑

Teto doodle

the queen has something to show you

Happy Valentine's Day~💖💙 🎨 @derlyt.bsky.social #neonhart #vsky #illustration

Happy Valentine's Day! Here is last year's picture as well. Art by @oppal6669.bsky.social

i'm so rusty I dunno if I posted before but here's an old one I touched up

Princess bubblegum bbw

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SHERMIE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHERMIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

butthead

Happy Valentine's Day from Elphelt! 💝 #GGST #Chubbyphelt

I really want to be your valentine~ (Very nsfw)

Will you be my valentine? Art by @suley.bsky.social

Wazzaaaah!

something nice daily draw 69

The ice cream select tool makes flats not a nightmare #grindart

all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that

Roxie the pretty kitty is hoping you are having a lovely evening nyaa~ (Warning: contains boobies) Thank you @rebellewinter.bsky.social for the lovely gift! Art by @lustycomic.bsky.social

Hahaha noooo anything but thaaat hahaha... 💦

"I don't even see posts anymore. Just bits of code. Teto, Elegg, Isabelle, Elphelt, Wosha...."

This is the 5th time today she's had to pick out the wedgie, but she stubbornly refuses to get larger underwear

Freakingg uhhh fat ass teto #Teto #KasaneTeto #art

hardware testing comm for @nobitsura.bsky.social thank you for the commission :)

Summer Elegg #NIKKE

Fat (compliment)

warms your TL with an explosive summer #Elegg 🥚 #NIKKE #ニケ

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>:()

I tried to make a manga with only boobs close-up😞

Oh! Big #metalslug

Wank Sinatra

that's the woshalobatt.

Lore accurate Hex Maniac

If I got any alterspring q's approaching what Shiro gets I'd just

Welcome home darling~💖💙 Thank you Hoppers for all the support and voting on this piece! 🎨dreadpunk7 #neonhart #vsky #illustration

Fat Teto 🥖 No dialogue alt.

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People gonna get so conditioned to what I RT vs art of me that when I do eventually get more NSFW commissioned or fanart people will boo and demand more fat bitches.

fat elphelt but it's sign because she's peak