Get yourself a man who makes you pulled pork eggs benny

As someone who was a Portugal. The Man fan in the late 2000s and early 2010s and couldn't stand the Feel It Still era, their new album makes me feel seen.

I'm stunned at how much the new Resident Evil movie seems to capture the essence of the games. Extremely good omen.

Run Away With Me - Carly Rae Jepsen Cold War - Janelle Monae Search:Party:Animal - ASIWYFA Geometry & Theology - milo Tomorrow's Song - Ólafur Arnalds Kyoto - Phoebe Bridgers Feedbacker, pt 2 - Boris Morbid Stuff - Pup Manchester - Kishi Bashi Voodoo Vision - Adebisi Shank

Thankful to everyone posting butt pics because I've fully lost track of time and this is the only way I'd know today's a Wednesday.

Without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18 (this was a v good year for movies but I had to go with my gut)

Post you in another country (from the Fife Coastal Path)

Went to the gym two days in a row after taking a month off *and* did a ten kilometre walk today. I feel like I've earned my couch time.

Slayyyter's music has previously never clicked for me but Worst Girl in America is nothing but bangers

Who would've thought that getting sunshine and exercise would improve my mood and self-esteem. Sounds fake.

Jessie Ware is such a gay icon for writing a song about fucking in a sauna

Can it be? Is it finally shorts season?

I'm becoming so modest; I'm not even posting hog on fat cock friday, our holiest of holy days.

Depression and anxiety have been kicking my ass lately. Please enjoy this picture of the aforementioned kicked ass.

This excludes so many games but I went with my first gut instinct. Shockingly not a single horror game! Template: grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

I'm partial to this one

The last thing I want to do today is get out of bed.

pov: you're the coffee mug propping up my phone and it's tummy tuesday

Monochrome for Monday

I started reading The Brothers Karamazov and went to go put it in my reading tracker app, only to come across the funniest possible cover for this book.

The further I get, the more I realize how much Veilguard stripped from the Dragon Age series. Where were the themes of systemic oppression, the political nuance, the characters that agree on the goal but fiercely disagree on the means? Everything boils down to "Kill the bad guys."

Gotta post both tummy and green underwear today or your gay card gets revoked.

I've begun a replay of Dragon Age Inquisition after about ten years, and it really makes stark how disappointing Veilguard was by comparison. I didn't even hate Veilguard when I played it, but this is making me so sad for what we could have had instead.

Breaking news: local homosexual takes bath

Being sick won't keep me from posting on #fcf

A very sepia Towel Tuesday

Helmet hair

Obligatory airplane bathroom photo

Joining in on all the singlet posting today. Do you wanna take me from the front or the back?

Look I absolutely adore my Residents Evil but I simply will not pay $95 for a video game.

Survivor really said bulge is back for season 50

Maybe I'm delusional but I do think my arms are getting bigger

Going to the gym has become slightly more bearable but I will not be moving from the couch for the rest of the day.

I wholly place the blame on lululemon for Canada's subpar performance at the Olympics. They irreparably damaged the vibes.

Send Help more than lived up to the hype. 5 stars, no notes, Sam Raimi should only be allowed to make horror-comedies.

A few of you thought I was a U of C alumnus based on my last post, but unfortunately for you I love spreading disinformation on the internet.

Some good morning light for Friday

"Lemme take a quick pic for hump day," I say to myself before spending half an hour contorting my back in front of the mirror.

It's -30 with the windchill but I was extremely brave and went to the gym. Please clap.

Man I love the Olympics so much

The way the entire Olympic stadium instantly switched from cheers to boos when JD Vance was shown on screen was so satisfying.

Petition for the Canadian Olympic team to finally ditch lulu lemon's incredibly ugly kit

I feel like tummy tuesday has fallen off. Let's go bears

That Traitors finale was absolutely perfect. No notes. Crazy that folks are still watching the US version when the British and Canadian series completely blow it out of the water.

Having an AI profile pic is a guarantee that I won't follow back. Not just because of the ethical qualms, but also because it's v cringy to only pick either studio ghibli or sepia-toned comic strip filters. If you're gonna use the plagiarism machine you could at least show some personality.

I really hope Starfleet Academy finds its footing. I can see the potential, but it feels like there's no vision for the show beyond Star Trek: Extreme Teen Edition.

I remain cautiously optimistic about A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. There's a good show in there when they're not trying too hard to be funny.

2016 // 2026 From retail hell to office drone (I also miss that St Vincent shirt)

Did both for good measure. Hopefully I'll be adding some new ones to Europe soon but that US map is gonna stay the same for the foreseeable future. tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....