It's -30 with the windchill but I was extremely brave and went to the gym. Please clap.

Man I love the Olympics so much

The way the entire Olympic stadium instantly switched from cheers to boos when JD Vance was shown on screen was so satisfying.

Petition for the Canadian Olympic team to finally ditch lulu lemon's incredibly ugly kit

I feel like tummy tuesday has fallen off. Let's go bears

That Traitors finale was absolutely perfect. No notes. Crazy that folks are still watching the US version when the British and Canadian series completely blow it out of the water.

Having an AI profile pic is a guarantee that I won't follow back. Not just because of the ethical qualms, but also because it's v cringy to only pick either studio ghibli or sepia-toned comic strip filters. If you're gonna use the plagiarism machine you could at least show some personality.

I really hope Starfleet Academy finds its footing. I can see the potential, but it feels like there's no vision for the show beyond Star Trek: Extreme Teen Edition.

I remain cautiously optimistic about A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. There's a good show in there when they're not trying too hard to be funny.

2016 // 2026 From retail hell to office drone (I also miss that St Vincent shirt)

Did both for good measure. Hopefully I'll be adding some new ones to Europe soon but that US map is gonna stay the same for the foreseeable future. tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....

hairs cut

I know video game developers are all about player agency and emergent gameplay these days, but I really miss this era of big, campy, action-heavy set pieces.

Continuing my saga of playing decade-old games and Tomb Raider (2013) is a true banger. I can't believe I waited so long to play this series.

It's like -20 out which is the ideal weather for staying in a hot bath as long as possible.

Gotta hand it to the straight people: Cyberpunk 2077 really was pretty good!

Tummy Tuesday Part II

Time to get your tummies out for the last time this year #tummytuesday

Explain your username: It's a dumb joke that's maybe slightly funny for anyone who's familiar with technical reports in the mining industry

Peak game design is when there's a dialogue option that kills you instantly

I really wanted to like the new Knives Out, but I couldn't get over how dull the supporting cast of characters were. A murder mystery falls flat when the suspects have zero personality or motivation.

My boyfriend got me a new robe for christmas, hashtag blessed

Mark my words: thanks to Pluribus, we're gonna start seeing every new-age pseudoscience grifter use the word "chiral" at any opportunity. It's gonna be the new "quantum."

Now that Nicki's cancelled I can finally reveal my hot take: she never lived up to the bar she set with her verse on Monster and every song she's released since then has been mediocre

Breaking out the bear onesie to help stave off seasonal depression. #mcm

Happy #fcf from my couch to yours

Not to wade into online discourse but someone I followed on instagram accused Heated Rivalry of gaybaiting because he suspects the two lead actors are straight. So here's a PSA: if a piece of media is about two men having gay homosexual sex with each other, it is not gaybaiting.

Après-ski

My bluesky-appropriate personal faves

The only valid criticism of new era Survivor is that they don't show enough bulge anymore

Après-ski

yall mind if i just leave this here?

And in his love I want to lose myself

Felt cute etc

I wanted to post a thirst trap but I didn't want to go through the effort of taking more than one photo so you get what you get

The horror gays might come for me for saying this, but The Substance absolutely did not live up to the hype.

Haircut + new flannel shorts freshly stolen from my boyfriend 🥰

Pleased to report that the gay hockey show is both gay and horny

I've only had the repost button on instagram for a couple hours and I've already accidentally hit it twice, so honestly thank you meta for giving me a great incentive to never go near the like and comment buttons.

Boop

Turned my photos from yesterday into a gif for #fcf

Gamin'

Fat cock Friday, but make it cozy. #fcf

I've never used sniffies but unfortunately I do love their merch

follower bellies x

You can tell it's a Monday because no matter what time it is, I'm gonna look like I just rolled out of bed.

I don't know if Rosalía even knows what Hollow Knight is but there's no way that the last 30 seconds of Porcelana isn't an homage to the City of Tears theme.

I just unlocked the subway and this is now a game about dressing up and taking leisurely rides on public transit

I'm not 100% sold on Welcome to Derry yet but I must admit it's extremely high camp that the central conceit of the show is the US military wants to weaponize the clown