yall mind if i just leave this here?

And in his love I want to lose myself

Felt cute etc

I wanted to post a thirst trap but I didn't want to go through the effort of taking more than one photo so you get what you get

The horror gays might come for me for saying this, but The Substance absolutely did not live up to the hype.

Haircut + new flannel shorts freshly stolen from my boyfriend 🥰

Pleased to report that the gay hockey show is both gay and horny

I've only had the repost button on instagram for a couple hours and I've already accidentally hit it twice, so honestly thank you meta for giving me a great incentive to never go near the like and comment buttons.

Boop

Turned my photos from yesterday into a gif for #fcf

Gamin'

Fat cock Friday, but make it cozy. #fcf

I've never used sniffies but unfortunately I do love their merch

follower bellies x

You can tell it's a Monday because no matter what time it is, I'm gonna look like I just rolled out of bed.

I don't know if Rosalía even knows what Hollow Knight is but there's no way that the last 30 seconds of Porcelana isn't an homage to the City of Tears theme.

I just unlocked the subway and this is now a game about dressing up and taking leisurely rides on public transit

I'm not 100% sold on Welcome to Derry yet but I must admit it's extremely high camp that the central conceit of the show is the US military wants to weaponize the clown

Thank you Rosalía for making a pop song in 5/4, the best time signature

Finally getting around to playing Cyberpunk 2077, and it really is a top-tier dress-up game.

Post-massage glow

At the geographical landforms tour. About to see Valley opening for The Beaches.

Canada is coming to Eurovision baybee

The gays are really loving the Scream mask this year, huh

Turned my photos from yesterday into a gif for #fcf

My excitement for the gay Halloween party tonight is matched only by my resentment for the fact that it doesn't start until 10 pm.

I had the Silent Hill 2 menu open and my boyfriend asked if I was playing a game about cruising.

If you're not watching The Traitors Canada you're missing out on the cuntiest host of the entire franchise

Is my work from home outfit thirst-inducing enough for thirsty thursday?

I'm way too excited to see Sami Landri on drag race. Incredible casting.

chewsday

I was preparing for Bilewater to be my least favourite area in Silksong on account of my hatred for poison swamps, but I'm actually finding it so much fun? Maybe I'll think otherwise when I'm repeating the boss run back over and over, but it's been such a pleasant challenge.

Very rude of Canadian icon Carly Rae Jepsen to produce her vinyl records in the US, forcing us to pay tariffs on them.

My most heterosexual trait is that I won't eat fruit of my own volition but I will if my partner cuts it up and brings it to me.

The weather is finally getting colder and this robe is falling apart, please donate to my charity so I can afford a new robe for thirst traps

Not to subtweet one of my thirst follows but I think the guy from The Black Phone is maybe not the best horror villain to sexualize

Pacemaker has the best opening credits of any tv show and it's not even close

“Locktober is a Christian Right psyop created to stop gay sex”, I lie as I reveal my thieves tools

There's (what appears to be) a gay erotic massage place near me and I kind of want to book one for myself and/or my boyfriend, but my biggest fear is that it'll turn out to just be a regular massage. Gonna find myself in the exact opposite scenario of that Schitt's Creek episode.

Happy jocktober and cocktober to all who celebrate. #fcf

gn

I'm at a metal concert and the singer asked "Are there any fans of Warhammer 40K here?" and the entire crowd cheered

I missed my calling as a mediocre guitarist in your local indie band

Post workout Chris Redfield 💪

Are we Are we sure this is the best name for this product

Bringing this back for softie saturday

Hope you're all having a nice lazy #fcf

The eyeball alien from Alien Earth has a certain amount of cuntiness to her

I know I'm six years late but Sayonara Wild Hearts is an absolute banger of a game that needs to be like ten times longer