never made it as a wise man couldn't cut it as a dumb bitch either

Allow me to slip into something a little more comfortable ~ *gets in my car and leaves*

Hear me out: extremely sweet and caring guys that fuck you like an animal in heat 💕✨

Sleep is like that one ex who won’t leave you alone until given another chance to let you down yet again when you truly need them

just a strawberry trying to make it through life 🍓💕

Patiently not reading any manhwas that I’ve been itching to read because my reading speed outruns the release schedule My binge-reading heart can’t handle the cliffhangers 💀😭

Telling her she is so fucking pretty while you’re drilling the fuck out of her >>>>

I wanna learn archery and sword fighting so badly 🏹⚔️

If my chair-sitting style says anything, it’s: 🩷 Not straight 💜 Slightly possessed 💙 3 seconds from an identity crisis Happy Pride🌈

Watching Bob Ross going back and forth between “the fuck you doing Bob you ruined it” and “ god damn it you did it again Bob you’re a fucking genius”

Roll for charisma 💕🎲

I told every cow, bunny, piggy, and goat I loved them at the petting zoo today 🐄🐇🐖🐐💕🥰

I always feel like a bad ass masculine woman everytime I fix something on my car without the help of a man 💪🚗

Peace, love, Peeps, and puff-puff-pass 🌸🐣🐰🍬 🌿 💨💕

One day I shall have a possum and raccoon as pets, on top of like 1-2 dogs and a cow 🐄🐕🦝💕

"If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-" SHE THOUGHT GANDALF AND DUMBLEDORE WERE THE SAME PERSON *priest vomits*

All I want is a sword on my left hip and a dagger strapped to my right thigh under a really cute dress

I’ve been watching Doctor Who so much lately that my vocabulary when I talk has started to change 😬😂

The feminine urge to wear elf ears all the time 🧝‍♀️✨

You'd think being a gifted child would've brought me a life of success but instead I got a fucking praise kink 🙄🙄

Girl Math : Saying you are stronger than him just as an excuse to get pinned down.

"I'm gonna wing it" - Me, about something I most definitely should not wing

Good morning ☀️ I hope everyone has an amazing day ✨ But just remember, even our worst days only have twenty-four hours in them 💕

Screw it playing Kingdom Hearts 👑🩷

Forever looking exhausted but now In blueberry form 🥱💕🫐

I wish everyone a healthy wholesome relationship with toxic nasty sex 💕🥰

My stress level lately is Bam's mom in every episode of Viva La Bam.

The Beast Unleashed The monster that’s 21+ is probably one of the more dangerous drinks I’ve ever had the pleasure of trying Absolutely zero alcohol taste to it 💕

“Fine fine I’ll start Doctor who over, no need to twist my arm” - me to me when scrolling through shows trying to find a new series to watch

Upside: I’ve been losing body fat, shrinking out of jean sizes, and slimming down. Downside: I think I've developed body dysmorphia mainly due to the number on the scale and it's been sucking the joy out of the whole shebang. 🙃🙃

Mental health has been meh, drive and motivation have taken a hike. 😒⛰️ But hey, I finally paid off my ride, so no more car payments, yay me! 💕🚗

🥰😍 When they take you to the bookstore without a time frame or a price limit 🥰😍

💕🧝🏻‍♀️Do I lean more towards elf or fairy vibes?🧚🏻‍♀️🌸

I just want my back to be cracked like a damn glow stick

Movies I love that I never hear people talking about: Tank Girl Drop Dead Fred The Devils Carnival Bubble Boy Monkey Bone The Invitation Dude Where’s My Car Repo Genetic Opera Return to Oz The Orphanage Shrooms Ten Inch Hero Dogma 🎥🎞️📽️📺

Girls only want one thing and it's to get railed in a Victorian dress in a greenhouse during a thunderstorm. It’s me I’m girls ⛈️🌸

Green flag: When they put on Scream to put you in the mood Red flag (?): Scream puts you in the mood

When the palm reader takes one look at your hand and tells you that you should consider going to therapy

“If I had to pick between being stuck in a room with you or Jar Jar Binks I'd pick Jar Jar Binks”

👑🌶️🔮🤙🏻🌿🧝🏻‍♀️ 🍄 ✨🌻🌈🫧🧚🏻💅🐝🦖🦕🪼🦀🐄🦝🥰🤘🏻🧶🕸️🌸🍰🍯🛁 🔱🪻I'm a grab bag of aesthetics🔪 🏒 🪦 📸🛍️📚💕 🌒🌓🌔 🌕🌖🌗🌘🎨🧩🏕️🌙🐰🪐 🌵🐚🌊🔭♋️🏳️‍🌈🎀🎈🍬🎳

Georgette from Oliver & Company is my God complex's spirit animal

Honestly, I'm like a McFlurry machine. I, too, am a beautiful creature when I actually work, but l do break down a lot

Sorry when I said my sexuality is bisexual I meant that l'm attracted to women and fictional men

I don't have braincells just these guys

Can I just say that everything going on isn’t very love thy neighbor Your god would be disappointed.

💕🫧🐰🤙🏻✨

You’re absolutely killing it!! Look at you go!! I’m so proud of you 💕💕

It’s 12° outside, but it feels like 0° Sounds like a good day to stay in bed bundled up having an X-Men marathon 💕💕💕

Does anyone have any good manga/manhua/manhwa recommendations??? Tropes I’m looking for right now: Friends to lovers Enemies to lovers Fake relationships Marriage of convenience GrumpyxSunshine