Phew! For a hot minute I thought my main account was gone. A couple beers in and I still managed to make it through the recovery process and reset my password. Now that I’ve checked it, I don’t have to go back to it for a couple months.

I’m both sad and angry that we lose lovely people like Catherine O’Hara but we remain stuck with the orange shit-stain and his gang of idiots. I am not okay with any of this.

From my archives (aka random box of crap): back in the mid to late ‘00s, Jackhammer had a hostess - “Barbie.” She would teeter around the place, serving “Barbie shots.” She has a thick German accent. Anybody else remember her? #jackhammerchicago

One degree outside but the gym looks crowded. Happy Monday, friends!

Aldi, I’ve got questions.

Just checking on all of you lovely people, how are you doing today? Hugs all around because we need them.

Work day complete, now just relaxing on the sofa. Here’s to the weekend!

With the minor stir crazy caused by the extreme cold temperatures in Chicago, along with all the #fcf pics, I am leaking like a faucet this morning, and I like it.

For your consideration on this #fcf . Thank you.

Is it wrong that I’m planning my gym visit today based on the location where I’m most likely to have some sauna or shower fun after my workout?

I’m getting excited for Christmas!

As much as I love summer, I do like fall clothes. I forgot about how well these jeans fit me.

Last day of PTO and maybe the last of the beach days? I hope not.

Ahhh…finally some beach time. Now I’m home and horny. 😈

The clouds appear to be thinning and I’m seeing hints of sun. Maybe I’m just overly optimistic, maybe I’m just horny to be nearly naked outside. I think I’m headed to the beach.

I took a PTO day today, hoping for a Hollywood Beach (Chicago) day but weather looks dubious. It would be nice to hang out naked with someone.

Here’s to another FCF! Who from Chicago will I see at Midsommarfest this weekend?

I’ve always liked this pair of jeans.

Thank god it’s #FCF!

On your knees. Lick it.

#fcf featuring my metal cock ring.

Just hanging out and waiting for freezing rain.

Happy #FCF to all who celebrate.

Looking for my NSFW mutuals! Let’s find each other! #chicago #nsfw #alt #gay #lgbtq

I am Vegas bound for a couple nights in May. I’ll be there on a Friday night. Wondering if it’s worth it to venture out to a bar in hopes of getting my dick sucked, or should I just book a massage and hope the masseur gets handsy?

Not trans. Not a drag queen. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Who woke up happy that today is Friday?

-6 degrees in Chicago. Happy to be working from home today, but I did put on pants today.

Happy Friday. Hope to empty these tonight either on or in someone.

The good thing about working at the office are all the stairs I walk as opposed to taking the elevators. My office is on 4. The bad thing about office days is having to wear underwear.

I went to the gym this evening. It is literally around the corner from where I live. Sadly this location is a dump. Steam room is out of order, showers are dirty, and the place smells funny. Not enough hot guys to motivate me to go each evening.

It’s a Sirius/XM First Wave kind of day. 13 degrees outside, 80s music inside.

Now that I’ve set up this account and posted pole I guess I need to also contribute some sort of entertaining verbal content. Or should I just shut up and post more dick?

Hello!