Somewhere in South Dakota today…

BG: We were at BC together. Don’t remember me? Bygones. So, you’re the MINNESOTA Wild prez and you invited in the protector of murderers of Minnesotans to celebrate Olympic victory? If no one told you this at the Heights, you’re an utter moron. hockeywilderness.com/news-rumors/...

I will never unsee this image. I’ve been skeptical of ‘worst-case scenarios’ of the Epstein Files. That changed with this.

‘Twas Christmas Day, when I write silly poems. Not a creature was stirring, except divorced people shuttling awkwardly between relatives’ homes.

On USAF b-day, quick primer on inter-service trash talk (theirs, not mine): Army: overweight order-takers. Air Force: pampered and pointless; Navy has more planes. Marines: crayon-eaters that would beat up a brick wall or impregnate it. Navy: spend all their time on gay Love Boat. Coast Guard: who?

Live footage of Trump/Musk spat.

U.S. circa NOW.

I’ve come to love Harvard (and I’m a BC grad). Leave it to Bostonians to start a revolution.

the barista and the woolly mammoth

DC protest…

One bright spot in a terrible week. Sitting at my local Mexican place watching Ovechkin catch Gretsky. 894!!!!!!!!!!

Has anyone yet written the guidebook on ‘How to Deal with Friends and Family Responsible for This Hellscape but Blame You for Making Things Awkward’?

@mayorbowser.bsky.social How and why in the world did you let DC police assist DOGE in breaking into the Institute for Peace?! I’m a mild-mannered guy, but that is OUTRAGEOUS. You have a lot to answer for.

Outstanding.

Had a dream last night where Trump banned federal workers from taking Pilates or yoga out of fear DOGE staffers would be assaulted by fit people with tightly-wound mats. Seriously.

Possibly the world’s most adorable barista.

www.thebeaverton.com/2025/03/puti... The Beaverton (think Canada’s The Onion) is brilliant.

UK ad creators are crushing it.

Think we need a big one of these. Get a bunch of A-list bands touring the world raising awareness and cash for Zelenskyy. Call it ENUF - Every Note for Ukraine’s Freedom. Please get on this, Bono.

JD Vance after Trump pats his head.