one hour into vacation and i already cried leaving my dog

no weapon forged against me shall prosper!!!!!

“Perfidia Beverly Hills” instant all-timer character name for PTA

🔮✨ MANIFESTING JADE TICKETS IN 15 MINUTES ✨🔮

this week has sucked so bad and it’s only Tuesday I can’t wait to be on vacation in three days!!!

When the rapture ends up being real and I get left behind for joking about it

Will people be raptured according to class?

The best needle drop in a PTA movie is the Barbara Rose part of the Phantom Thread score hitting but the second is obviously “Let Me Roll It” in Licorice Pizza and I’m tired of team Boogie Nights saying it isn’t!!!

I am starting the television program Deadwood

covid booster and flu shot kicking my ass

It should come as no surprise that I loved the new sad gay folk music film

Grindr auto-enrolling everyone into their gAI data farming feature

If I were Jordan Peele and I missed out on getting WEAPONS and then got HIM instead I’d be so pissed lmao

The #RHOSLC production crew nibbling new Project Runway’s nachos a lil with these goofy chyrons 😭😭😭

NO ONE has worked harder to earn her main cast placement than Angie Katsanevas, that woman wakes up every morning ready to deliver and we should thank her

spinal tap 2 is gonna be the first movie to gross -$5 opening weekend

I wish I could share a McChicken with my ancestors

if testament of ann lee doesn’t get distribution i will do something violent

forgot to tweet this over the weekend but alessandro nivola is really hot in the new downton abbey

my “friend that’s too woke” stance is that everyone thirst posting about luigi makes me feel deep despair lol

why does scruff have stories now

“a big bold beautiful journey” is about me going to new york next week to watch movies and kiss boys

my mother named me after him btw

sorry for himboposting but it’s really slay when you meet up with an old hookup and they point out that you’re looking buff

obsessed with gay guy model on this week’s project runway who is terrified of being perceived as effeminate

gonna sob at downton abbey: the grand finale today

audio is one second off on this week’s bake off and it’s going to cause me to commit murder

jade album finally out

does anyone like the airbrush tattoo i got at the work offsite today

seeing the musical shucked tonight

me when i’m negative to neutral on a movie

touched grass and bunnies today if u care

person who hasn’t condemned violence in the last two years: i condemn this!

technically both of them have played love interests to Nicole Kidman

time to find out how this one aged lol

twitter is having a party meanwhile all i see on bluesky is handwringing about whether political violence furthers the cause lol

trader joe’s pumpkin products… save me trader joe’s pumpkin products

NYFF tickets secured!!! Let’s hold hands if you’re at any of these! www.festiful.net/f/nyff-2025/...

redeeming nyff tickets in an hour everyone pray for me

throwing on a classic in the smhrbst house circa 2002

i’ve never seen a tron movie… seems like something that’s none of my business

Top three worst parts of this site is grown adults doing He Who Shall Not Be Named speak about Twitter… it can’t hurt you it’s not real

two weeks until kissing oomfcon (nyc trip)

no horse in this race but 5 seconds on the site and you can, in fact, do this

coworker was trying to describe a recent horror movie he liked to me and it was happy death day 2u (2019)

NOT ONE OF YOU TOLD ME EMILY WATSON IS IN HAMNET

I should be allowed to see the new Downton Abbey early. I've done the time