What’s up? An #fcf

See ya’s on a walk.

Bonds today.

Beer. The offical drink for when your art falls off the bedroom wall and cracks you on the head while you nap.

You’ll have to reach in and get the fcf yourself this week

How to take lazy pictures lesson 101.

A leaky #fcf

View.

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What have I missed? #MCM

Happy F Uncut CF. #fcf

Need to buy a heated pool.

Coffee??

Anyone else just be lazy and lift the shorts leg to piss?

I hate this photo. But it contains #footyshorts and I was told it was a good angle and I would be surprised.

Skinny legs

#footyshorts #fcf

Back to normal programming

Sorry to interrupt the shaft play for announcements, but I’m not located in Townsville. I’m really sorry if you’ve been a victim of whomever decided to use my pictures. To that person, I dunno what you gain. Perhaps pick someone hot. Like Reese Walsh or something.🤷🏻‍♂️ Back to the bating gentlemen.

It’s cold enough for a jumper.

Pop

Instructions unclear. Lift covering to change battery

Very abnormal for me to have a messy room.

Well if I have to work you better get to work too…

Thanks for all the comments and messages lately. He’s a happy C this #fcf

Tired and don’t know what the fuck you’re doing? Me too. 🤣

Lunch was interrupted

You can have fat c*nt Friday here I suppose🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

Adjustment

Completely soft but quite veiny 🤷🏻‍♂️ #teamuncut

Probably need to clean the mirror.

A leaky #fcf

Curve…

Morning

It just sneaks out..

Walk cancelled.

These #footyshorts may just be the right size..

Howdy

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Time to try a Brisbane gym. Wheeeeeeee.

Brisbane you do coffee & riverwalks so well.

Productive break.

Always check under the table

Everyone is in a jockstrap mood this week 🤷🏻‍♂️

Day one of anti-fat cunt food and movement plan.