Sometimes Aerosmith makes a lot of sense. Sometimes I drink too much.

Just had one of those massive three-sneeze sneezes. When it was over, I instantly thought, "I should play Quake!" I wonder what kind of weird neural wiring created that connection.

Thinking about this time when I was 30 and went to visit my mom for Christmas. When I was leaving, my mom fussed over me the way moms do, and she fixed my hair and said, "I just need to fix this part where your hairline is receding."

My dream job involves putting my feet up on the desk and staring at the ceiling. I'm really good at that.

The funniest thing about computer problems is when you have a music playlist going. The sound file is already loaded into the memory, so you get "Whoo! Yeah! Rock and Roll!" coming through the speakers while your computer is crashing.

Only on NFL football do you see ten seconds of airtime devoted to watching a guy shout into an IHOP menu.

Just walked over to the gas station and I've got two cottontail rabbits in my yard. I said, "Hi there, you bunnies," but they didn't pay any attention to me, being more interested in important bunny-business. Still, it's always a magical feeling to have bunnies in your yard.

Consider the auk; Becoming extinct because he forgot how to fly, and could only walk. Consider man, who may well become extinct Because he forgot how to walk and learned how to fly before he thinked. --Ogden Nash

🇺🇸 Reportedly the person who shot Charlie Kirk.

I asked ChatGPT to give me a 10-question quiz about Rush trivia. ChatGPT got two of the 10 questions wrong. Not an A+ percentage by any means. Two lessons from this: 1. Don't trust what you see on the screen. 2. Don't mess with me when it comes to Rush.

"I'm trimming the wick of my Zippo" is such a fun sentence to say out loud. It sounds like an Ogden Nash poem.

I’m Nobody! Who are you? Are you – Nobody – too? Then there’s a pair of us! Don’t tell! they’d advertise – you know! How dreary – to be – Somebody! How public – like a Frog – To tell one’s name – the livelong June – To an admiring Bog! (Emily Dickinson presaged the internet.)

Yes, of course bunnies can swim. Bunnies are awesome.

At a fancy dress party, Edith Wharton met an attractive man who kissed her hand in greeting. Wharton said, "The flavor starts at the elbow, dear." I think that's sexy as hell. I want to go to a party like that.

So scientists have begun working with woolly mammoth DNA. Part of the work includes creating "woolly mice." They are adorable. I want a woolly mouse.

So they just released the complete video from the Delphi murders. Tragic and terrifying.

Volleyball is not for wimps.

The Associated Press is simply the most reliable, neutral, fact-based news source available. This should not be a political issue but we didn't start this fight. apnews.com

This is the back of the Mona Lisa.

Let's be honest: I'm going to eat this whole frozen pizza tonight. Why do I even bother cutting it into slices?

I once found an authentic Toynbee Tile in the wild. It was in the parking lot of a Target store in Indiana. They covered it up a few days later. Have you ever found one?

Don't touch my stuff!

If these tariffs affect US supplies of Geddy Lee, we may have to open the strategic Rush reserve. (Fortunately I've been hoarding for a while.)

This is quarterback, Len Dawson, enjoying a Sprite and a smoke at halftime of Super Bowl 1. Times have changed.

A letter from Charles Schulz to a young person who asked him what it means to be a good citizen.