It can take me years to finish a song I actually care about. But ask me to write something in the style of a vacant-but-important-sounding folk dude who loves whistling and whoah-oh-ohs, guaranteed to haunt dentist offices for years to come? You'll have it in ten minutes, fifteen tops.

I make the weather!! All of this moisture coming up out of the Gulf is gonna push off to the east and hit Altoona!

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