This team is supposed to have bounce back ability but we have lost 3 of our last 4 matches.

Need to get all our shit in one sack and quick like.

It’s so difficult to understand how we have such a deep squad and are still either missing our key players or they are just coming back from injuries.

Welp.

game turned when we made that triple sub.

Oliver is a fucking joke

Piss take Michael Oliver

We had momentum before the changes. Need to get it back.

It is objectively fucking hilarious how much of a piss take it is for Oliver to let those delays of free kick continue.

MLS got the ball? Why is that a foul?

What is a yellow card?

And I know he’s just trying to get back to form but I always liked this for Benjamin White [tune: David Watts by The Jam] I WISH I COULD BE LIKE BENNY WHITE FA-FA-FA-FA-FA FA FA FA I WISH I COULD BE LIKE BENNY WHITE FA-FA-FA-FA-FA FA FA FA

Throwback to a song for Raya mentioned by @gunnerblog.bsky.social on the Handbrake Off podcast I believe. (tune: Buck Rogers by Feeder) We’ve got a brand new star A Spanish goalkeeper Always keeps clean sheets His name is David Raya Raya Raya Raya Raya

Cheers Rambo.

Smash. Grab.

Less games, less rearranged games. Bottle narrative incoming.

WELP

Yikes

Somebody put a circus under this a tent.

Southampton are rather divey.

Oh Benjamin

If the players are reversed there Martinelli gets slaughtered for that miss.

Hoping for a reverse-Arshavin effect with Gyokeres after he did so much to get Sweden qualified for the World Cup. Maybe this will give him a boost to carry into the run-in.

Since Materazzi goaded Zidane into a madness Italy have not advanced beyond the group stage and failed to qualify for the last 3 consecutive WC's. Five tournaments of shame for the Azzurri.

Injured again ole ole

Talk about tactical set-ups all you want but the number one problem we have is injuries, and not even bringing in 8 signings last summer was enough. Next year bin the league cup in the first round and fucking sort out whatever we’re doing in training to ruin this incredibly talented squad.

Nice to see everyone not absolutely losing their shit. Get a fucking hold of yourselves. This is the least important competition we’re in.

Who’s their next manager?

Hahahahahahahahagagagaaaa

Imagine getting criticism for the manner in which we beat teams that beat everyone else.

Not a Brighton player on a 2 match ban now because he……delayed the game? 😂

Konate gets away with everything

Pete Hegseth gives such General Hux energy. What a doofus.

Big fan of how Saliba and White are utterly shook, Dec is laughing manically, and Eze is just cold AF.

Eze had Ben White on some deep philosophical shit after that strike.

Time for everyone to show the proper respect and use his full name, Eberechi Lukas Podolski Eze. That man can wallop a football.

I absolutely love when the keeper pulls off a great save then bollocks the ever loving shit out of his defenders.

Hats off to the Emirates crowd today who I thought played a part in keeping the energy levels up against an obdurate opponent. They deserved that moment of joy at the end after that kind of support.

Aahahahahhahahahuaa Fuck off

Same foul that wasn’t one against Madueke in the first half has been a foul 3 times for Everton

What is a bookable foul?

Not a penalty but that is a foul

Ref is a joke

Saliba’s passing has been so poor.

At least three times in the first half Everton players have tread on Arsenal players’ feet and none of them were given as fouls. One was a penalty.

Our players take a long time to sort their feet to shoot