a sexy gorgeous portrait of me by @dandy-tender.bsky.social

omg t-shirt fashion show! 😃

literally stop taking pictures of me without asking.....

ass pats literal

room service

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huevos

i feel like u havent even been listening to my 3 hour long explainer on the unclear existence of rabies in pre-columbian central america....?

does anyone know where to get horse ecstacy. ecstasy. i never remember how to spell that word. ecstasy for horses

hey.