Bwaaaagh...

Director's cut? Well someone better get the Director a band-aid!

Grade 5 tomorrow. Trust me chat.

Thank you!! I think Lyco should let me run the HR department actually. Well...we don't really have one, but if we did she should let me run it.

I really wish they made bigger, two-handed versions of the Nester Hammer. Not that I'd ever be able to afford it...

Sigh...whatsa girl gotta do to get a higher fixer rank? I know it's just a title in the end, and I have no interest in flaunting that stuff around, but...Grade 6 stings a lil!

...I really would like to visit my old town sometime, see how they're all holding up. Though, I'm sure I'd immediately get a scolding from Nancy. I...kinda deserve it though, I feel bad for leaving them all behind back then.

Home...was a lot more eventful than I had bargained for, but...I can't say I regret it much

Meh? Not too big on cheese, I couldn't even tell different kinds apart if you showed me them.

I can't drive.

Like...a magic 8 ball? I do, though it also just tells me to try again later, I think it might be broken...

Sounds like a pretty...sad story, doesn't it?

// goes without saying but i wanted to clarify anyways, any posts outside of that arc thread can be assumed to take place either before or after it

Probably Aster, though this...really isn't saying much. I don't think anyone in the City, especially in the Fixer line of work, is really "stable."

@thornofficerep.bsky.social @bloodmoonenforcers.bsky.social @stellarthorn.bsky.social @griahfar.bsky.social *The group rushes to the room in which Pollyanna and her father stand, Pollyanna looking far more timid in composure than previously. They look towards the entrance.*

...once. It was a pretty small, cheap chocolate cake. But...I thought it tasted sweet!

Think you got a bit mixed up. I don't live anywhere near index territory, y'don't got any authority here. ...might be fun to do anyways, though-

Well that Albert Camus fella said he *must* be, and he sounded pretty confident! But personally, I wouldn't be too happy to be pushing a boulder for all eternity

You mean...the one with the textbox stuff? Well, in a way you COULD say it's a digital snapshot of my essence since it has my likeness and I was the one who typed it, so...I'm gonna go with yes!

Nope! Not once!

I haven't! Might try 'em out, though I try to avoid consuming too much caffeine after...well, let's not talk about that.

Hmm...birthday cake~

Oh- I like most kinds! Milk chocolate is probably my favorite though, I got a bit of a sweet tooth y'see~

It's Faust. A genius with whom you're lucky to cross paths even once in your life. I am here solely to further my pursuit of knowledge and nothing more.

@thornofficerep.bsky.social @stellarthorn.bsky.social @bloodmoonenforcers.bsky.social Alrighty, I've got everything packed! We ready to head out to the branch?

...am I worrying too much? I feel like she's really pushing herself too hard...

Haah...what I wouldn't give to afford decent tea.

Y'know what? It would've ended up like this anyways. Best to just skip that step and get right to it. So uh...thanks??? I think???

And Polly! Das me~

pollyannacy.straw.page Whoops! Looks like I dropped a link to my straw page on the ground. It would really be a shame if someone clicked on it and sent me some silly messages that I would then respond to!

"Fuck you", but ONLY if it's said by the Fuck You Guy 😨

gay

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

"No Pollyanna, we aren't getting a new table. The current one works just fine."

I'm not even going to ask how this could possibly work. I'm just going to be thankful for it. Thank you, I shall make great use of this table

What if you wanted to put down your cup of tea somewhere but Lyco said "lol table broken"

I'm a bad swimmer so I humbly request that you do not. Then again, I *have* always wanted to see the Great Lake for myself...

Haah...dunno why I keep tryin' to get my hopes up. Even if I do find either of them there, I'm sure it'll be in the form of a corpse.

@bloodmoonenforcers.bsky.social Hey hey, Carmesi? Me and Lyco are planning on heading on an expedition to another L Corp branch, over in the K Corp backstreets this time. Wouldja wanna come along with us? We'd appreciate the help~!

...she's been gone for a bit, now. ...I really hope she hasn't gotten herself hurt...

9/10 doctors recommend killing people with hammers! The 10th who didn't has been found dead with a fractured slull.

go ahead and try and hit me if youre able cant you see that my e.g.o. is stable

Polyanna!!

How's this

Still wracking my head over the next trip...it's stupid for me to be this anxious over it, it's not like...argh, I just dunno...

Pretty woman...

...I should ask Lycoris if we can get a pet crow.

fuit gummy

As much as I dislike Zwei on a personal level, I guess they're still better than most associations and offices out there. Still don't like them though.

Aaaaaaaagh, bored outta my mind...