Women only lay one egg per month. Not good numbers

Guildies, Organizing my smut collection. Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

Do you ever stop and reflect on the decision that led you to where you are now and think who the fuck let me drive

So its a picture of a knight in full plate tangled in a cloths line and the caption say "Help step Squire, I'm stuck" artist please make this

Guildies, Dooey Decimal, i hardly know her Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

Introducing Ozempic Pro. By utilizing ai we cam now take the weight you lost and make a poor person gain it

So its a goblin riding on a Kobolds shoulders covered in butter. It's a Gob on the Kob

Guildies, Playing some random games now that i beat Crimson Desers Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

I beat Crimson Desert.

My error rate at work rose 1 percent and now management is advising I commit ritual suicide.

Tried to watch one more episode just to see and why does another woman want to fuck the cat?

Do Elves grow bush?

When Trump finally Kirks it who's going to finger his nussy to try to find a pulse?

Reason I had to stop watching an anime with no context: she wants to fuck the cat

Movie idea: a son trying to help his father quit doing whippets. Dad the Inhaler

With what is going on in New Yrok I keep seeing articles about how land lords are being hurt. Call them what they are, Housing Scalpers. No other way to cut it.

Nobody:...... Spotify: put Life is a Highway by Rascal Flats in that mix. Me: the one of all Japanese songs? Spotify: it will fit right in

I keep a small picture of Shadow the Hedgehog in my wallet to remind me to protect the Latinas

The thing I don't like about the new Star Fox designs is the legs. Since they all have more genetically accurate legs and feet it means the theory that they all had their lower legs amputated and replaced with mobot legs to help with the g-force of space flight

What am I dont for mothers day? Well I don't have a mother, am not a mother, and haven't made any mothers soooooo nothing

AI is a paranoid schizophrenic with a hoarding disorder and the data centers are just hoarding houses full of trash that AI swears is important and they need it. And tech billionaires are just enablers

My new first date question that will decide if I see a future with them is now "what is your perfect bleed out spot?" If they can't give me a serious answer they ain't the one

can i be someones pet? not in any kind of sexual way just let me live in your house and feed me. ill go on walks with you and when strange people are around ill protect you. if you want i can snuggle on the couch (platonically) and when ever you get a snack ill show up.

Do you think in the new Star Fox they will finally address why James McCloud named his son Fox instead of an actual name like everyone else

I think calling off work for being a sleepy lil guy should be legit reason

As a kid I really thought quick sand and the brown note were gonna be bigger problems

New rule: anyone who likes my posts is in love with me. Kinda weird guys

Guildies, Gettings a special bird in Crimson Desert now Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

New drink idea, a jack and Cole but with this. Call it an Alt+F4

In app ads having the ability to pause my music but not the courtesy to unpause it need to be exterminated

I'm not super horny today, can I just have a side of boob?

I fell and scraped my knee amd asked my girl to kiss it and make it better. Why did she use tounge?

Soup isn't real, that's just a hot savory smoothie

Guildies, More lightly modded Fallout 4 Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

Soldier: Thank you Greymane, you save the lives of many of my comrades. We are eternally grateful. *take one step and bump his shoulder* Soldier: watch where you're fucking going scum. Crimson Desert is truly 10/10

Guildies, Sorry ive been gone, a witch trapped me in a infinite loop of buying milk Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

I return to the digital realm today. gonna stream in about an hour playing Crimson Desert or Modded Fallout 4.

Boomer tech support: have you hit it? Have you tried calling it a slur? Have you tried making it feel guilty for being mad at your actions and them demanding an apology?

Also got a dialog expander so you're not limited to the 4 options

anyone have any suggestions for Fallout 4 mods. im looking for quality of life mods mostly. i have backpacks for me and dogmeat, see through scopes, better companions, and a campsite mod. im thinking of trying Sim Settlements but what i really want is something that automates settlements

I love some of the things I see from games journalists about Crimson Desert. My favorite was an article saying players are play for dozens of hours and not even leaving the first area. Is that a bad thing? There's so much shit to do I didn't leave the first area until like 40 hours in

Someone isekai me please

Why do I have power rangers sheets? To keep my bed cool

I regret to inform it happened again sunday

I think I played crimson desert for 10 hours today

IT took a week but i got my discord back. the carnage is bad

One of the people in my office noticed an extra office chair and started asking why it was there and it took everything in me not to say "oh thats the cuck chair". It's called maturing

Get job. Start making money. All my electronics for some reason.

Sometimes I'll pluck a real deep nose hair. Just to feel something

Having a hacked discord account trying to scam my friends make me feel dirty