Funny how the FIFA virgins have now decided that last year was a fluke and Slot has no idea what he’s doing, apparently tactically inept.

All the transfer virgins who cry every window about signings… finally get everything they want, and they’re still moaning because the shiny new toys aren’t firing straight away. And now they want Slot out. 😂🤦

I wonder if the Isak signing might trigger something in Salah. Been a pretty quiet start to the season by his standards, but I’ve got a feeling this could give him that little spark to remind everyone he’s still the main man.

Great win by the Redmen. Not the best game to watch but three points is all that matters. Arteta’s spent over a billion quid and they’re still an absolute dog of a side.

Fuck me! What a hit! 🚀

Looks like Konaté’s just got a dead leg, should be fine.

Agent Pep Ljinders 👀

Seeeeeeeeeagulls!!

I see the transfer virgins are saying if we don’t sign Isak, Liverpool will win nothing this season. The same virgins who said they were going to stop “supporting” us after the last summer window. They never learn 🤦‍♂️😂

First the transfer virgins were “why aren’t we signing anyone?” Now it’s “we’re signing too many and letting too many go.” Pick a lane, lads. 😂🤦

Rio came straight from cricket practice to the game 😂

Remember when someone got pushed into a fountain before the Madrid final 🙃

Here’s the version arsenal should be singing: They’ve bottled all of Europe, They always come up short, From Baku back to Paris, They’ve never won the lot. Six years of Mikel’s project, Still nothing in the pot, Forever nearly champions, But trophies they forgot… Allez, Allez, Allez… 😂😜

Fans belting out “Best team in Europe, you’re having a laugh” 😂👏 poor lego head

I really want Spurs to win the final—mainly because it’s United they’re playing. But if I’m honest, we all know how this ends. United are winning it. Spurs aren’t winning a final.

No one is ever bigger than the club.

Off you pop. Lizard 🦎

Spurs and Man Utd strolling into the Europa League final… Premier League clearly a poor Standard this year...

Can’t wait to see who Arsenal blame when PSG send them packing. Liverpool, surely? Has to be.

Arne Slot’s first season at Liverpool has been remarkable. One signing in January and he’s won the league with a month to spare. FSG deserve credit too — they’ve been great owners, even if some fans don’t want to admit it. Stability and smart calls.

Do we lift the trophy today or is it at the end of the season?

Mad seeing Trent celebrate like that yesterday — give it a few weeks and he’ll be trotting out the usual lines. Always dreamed of playing in Spain, always loved La Liga, didn’t feel valued at Liverpool… you know the script.

What’s everyone hoping for in the game tonight? Personally, I’d love to see Arsenal absolutely spank Real Madrid. Bellingham’s a weapon – needs taking down a peg or two.

So after all the speculation—no surprises: Salah and Van Dijk re-signed. Trent? Off to Madrid to link up with Bellingham. Looks like he won’t kick a ball again this season—just protecting himself before that shiny new Madrid contract. Might as well boot him now.

I see the transfer virgins have wasted no time blaming going out of two cups on the lack of summer signings. Insufferable bellends. They’ve been fuming all season with us being top of the league—now they’re finally getting to run their narrative. 🖕

Looks like we’re running out of steam, and today just wasn’t our day. Hopefully, we can regroup, refocus, and get these last nine games over the line to win the league. Still all to play for! #YNWA #LFC

After watching Gary Neville’s interview with Jim Ratcliffe, I’m absolutely convinced he’s going to take them down further than they’ve ever been before. The man’s an absolute rat.

The moment Arteta lost the league

Leeds, Leeds are falling apart again 🎵😂

What a lovely end to the weekend 😂👌

Anthony Gordon sees red against Brighton—he’ll miss the Carabao Cup final. Huge blow for Newcastle. #CarabaoCup

The transfer virgins cried all summer, cried in January, and now they’re already gearing up to cry about the next window—Meanwhile, we’re 11 points clear, and they’re still fuming.😂

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Boss one from the Daily Star.🤣👏👏

Only lost one Premier League game all season, but some are blaming Slot for bringing Darwin on last night—like it’s his fault he missed an open goal and couldn’t round the keeper. If he’d scored, they’d be calling it a genius sub. Right move, wrong execution.

Darwin 🤦

Empty stadium for the opening game of the champions trophy. Terrible look for Pakistan 🤦

😂😂

Maddison has some chip on his shoulder for an average player 😂🤦

Makes me sick this. A billionaire tax avoider that has money money then he'll ever need takes from away jobs from normal people.

Up the LiVARpool, piss boiling reds 💪

Klopp hated the transfer virgins. 💪👏 Jurgen Klopp: “Can you imagine Liverpool as the club with unlimited money?” “Imagine Kylian Mbappe, came here. Imagine Bellingham came here, Erling Haaland.” “It is not us, it just does not fit. We won what we won and we did it the Liverpool way.”

I wonder what Ange Postecoglou’s excuses will be after the match today. He seems to go through the full range—bolshie when he wins, bitter when he loses. Surely he’s on the brink.

The bedwetters were furious that we won in the last minute yesterday. They had all their tweets lined up, ready to say they were right and we should have signed Mbappé in the summer. They warned us! 😂🤦

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I see the FSG out crowd are losing it again because the club won’t spend £50 million on a player who wouldn’t even join us now, didn't fancy it in the summer, and wouldn’t make our starting XI. 🤷‍♀️😂🤦

Everton should’ve waited until the end of the season before sacking Dyche. They could’ve got Arteta for free when Arsenal inevitably give him the flick for winning nothing… again.

Remember Luton Town fans tragedy chanting at Kenilworth Road last year? Well, they’ve just hounded out the manager who took them to the Premier League for the first time in decades and are now staring down the barrel of a double relegation. 👌

A couple of poor performances and the transfer virgins are straight back out pointing out it’s all doom and gloom because we didn’t sign Mbappe in the summer. Classic overreaction! 🙄