Because people are complaining that shrimp from a fast food recipe is too fancy for people who aren't billionaires, @katmabu.bsky.social, here's a REALLY bougie shrimp in a Regency top hat and tailcoat. #artsky #shrimp #regency

Dublin Bay rose. We planted it the year after I moved in, and twelve years later, it’s tall enough to climb the porch railing. #gardening

According to this jackass, women are nothing more than conveniently ambulatory incubators for fetuses, they're only worth keeping alive as long as they can fulfill that specific function. Should the incubator malfunction, the fetus will undoubtedly continue to grow like a parasitic wasp larva,

Spotted a woman wearing a “Make Heaven Crowded” shirt at a nearby farm stand. Like the mature, dignified adult that I am, I blew a loud raspberry and gave the two-fingered salute. My husband bellowed something uncomplimentary, and all was right with the world.

Anyone else feeling that perhaps it isn’t a good idea to keep pissing off Mother Nature?

@miniminuteman.bsky.social Watching the red-haired cave giants video reminded me of Thor Heyerdahl and his theory about the blonde, blue-eyed Peruvians sailing to Easter Island, and the many, MANY attempts to prove that Polynesians couldn’t possibly have succeeded in doing something without

To the people who keep wittering about the slippery slope to totalitarian fascism: it’s here, and this is what it looks like.

Chicken with roasted potatoes and vegetables. #cooking

Attempted pumpkin mochi-type things using a cookie mold. The texture is close, but there’s a funk I can’t quite put my finger on. #cooking #mochi

Officious waddling intensifies.

@charliehorsephotos.bsky.social I feel deeply put upon and misled. Came for the horse pictures and… gasp! (Kidding! Kidding!)

Singing bowl mandala. #artsky #commissionedart

People shouldn't have to choose between putting gasoline in their vehicles and going without food. #trumpdisaster

Mississippi Goddam” is Simone’s bulletin of exasperated fury. It’s a microcosm of a screaming social and political crisis — and this passage is its polemical peak. Nina Simone “Mississippi Goddam,” 1964 But that’s just the trouble Too slow (cont.) ✊🏽✊🏽💕 www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

@trg-commentary.bsky.social Tom Baker and John Philip Law in “The Golden Voyage of Sinbad” (1974), with creature design and animation by Ray Harryhausen. youtu.be/wwXiHBUYHdM?...

We can’t have nice things because our government is run by idiots and sycophantic weaklings. Ah, but I repeat myself.

She's statuesque in the most literal sense. Oh, to be a fly on the wall for the post-workout hydration conversation between Justice and Liberty. #resistance #artsky

One of the highlights of my day is when our cat Nebula climbs up on my chest, purrs, and while rubbing her face on my nose, knocks my glasses askew, and leaves little nose prints on the lenses. #catsky

My tiny car has a gas tank the size of a Dixie Cup, and it still costs $35 to fill it up.

Why can’t we have nice things?

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A catastrophe: we’re out of chocolate chips. 😖

Bibimbap with fiddleheads. #bibimbap #cooking

How convenient. A dead, alleged assassin whose motives will never be known for certain, leaving the administration to concoct whatever motive it thinks will be most beneficial, and beneficial to Trump in particular. Also, if he was known to be mentally ill, how exactly did he get access to guns?

I kind of feel like this is just about where we are, only there’s no party of adventurers to pulls us back from the brink: we have to do it ourselves. youtu.be/DxgYPMN5gJ8?...

Dumpling, I know you’re lying about being 19. #catsky

Sending a book other than the one you actually ordered seems pretty inaccurate to me.

I propose we all stand on our stoops and porches, bang pots and pans togetherness, and chant “Death to Caesar!” like we’re Marc Antony at the Battle of Actium. Bonus points if you do it in Latin.

Just a butterfly.

There are 2100 people in our village. According to the ladies working the desk today, as of around lunchtime, less than 150 had come in to vote.

Queen Medb of Connacht, famed for her role in the Táin Bó Cúailnge and flanked by bulls Finnbhennach and Donn Cúailnge - formidable warrior queen, shrewd leader, seductive beauty, and one of Ireland's most powerful, strong-willed, and legendary women 🐂 Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...

Show that mean ol’ fishy who’s boss! #catsky

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I wonder how many ICE goons will start screaming about personal freedom when social distancing and masking are required to help keep the spread of hantavirus in check.

That’s officially one of the silliest game mechanic I’ve ever seen: go hunt a baleen whale! On a raft, in the middle of the ocean, using a muzzle loading match lock rifle. 🤦🏻‍♀️

When your partner wants to know if you’re burning the house down and why it smells so good. #food

I just made my husband watch a bit of a Brazilian soap opera that was popular in the 1990s; he’s still reeling.

We just missed the May Day protest downtown, but we drove past it on the way to lunch. People with signs, a lady in a Handmaid costume, veterans in wheelchairs—probably about fifty or so? There may have been more earlier in the day, and everyone was being very calm and orderly.

I've seen a few people speculating that this was staged to boost ratings, both for Trump and for the televised event. While a room full of reporters and photographers is obviously an excellent way to get on-scene coverage of something like this, there are too many questions, like where would they

The National Science Foundation which funds a quarter of all basic scientific research in the country is being dismantled.

Is it just me or, or do all women with Mar-a-Lago face bear a resemblance to Momo from the Momo Challenge?

Honestly? Mood.

The attack on Iran has been interpreted, in part, as an attempt to distract us from the Epstein Files. Is Melania’s statement now a feeble attempt at sleight of hand to distract us from Iran? 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m assuming women will soon be disallowed from voting, working outside the home, owning their own property, driving, and wearing trousers. #resist

That didn’t last long, did it? Please stop the world so I can get off.

Wow.. the new @randyrainbow.bsky.social hits right in the feels. You're part of the beating heart that keeps us going. <3