and you call this Yuri on Ice despite the fact it is clearly Yaoi

Wesker? i barely know 'er

Yknow what, i dont have that dawg in me. I got that deer in me, as i'm runnin into traffic because OOH STICK!!!

Dead by daylight but instead of doing gens i just moan every time the killer hits me

A woman forcing me to eat a caramel covered onion like an apple would fix me, and i dont think you can prove me wrong

I need a girl to chew on

I’m stressed. I need a stress ball. And it needs to be warm. And attached to a girl. Boobs I need boobs

I dont need a syrupy pawJOB i need a syrupy paw career

space jam dvd meme but im just throwing soup at a mirror

mommy, puppy's gonna be real, she's about to crash into a wall at 90 miles an hour

The secret third thing is my three day old spiceless tomato soup

I AM THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST SOUP WIZARD I CAST, THREE DAY OLD TOMATO SOUP WITH NO SPICE

Emails never find me well, in fact every time an email finds me i take. a million psychic damage and also one point of fire damage

my brain's so fried there's an egg on there

If you're not heating your milk in a sauce pan before you put the cereal in, what are you doing? You need that nice and warm. Also dont forget to stir it once you're done putting the cereal in