Getting back into the ‘swing’ of things..

Roomies uncut cock, juicy booty, or both? No homo, but of course 😏

Just call me jigglypuff 🤍

I wish you were my kitchen counter.

Kiss it to prove you’re not gay, bro 😏

Can’t I just sit on you instead while I work?

Wobble. Jiggle. Bounce. Repeat.

Typical conference-call outfit.

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More ‘work-from-hole’ remote office work 👔🍑 this is a preview from a 21min submissive verbal office roleplay on my OF.

Oomph 🐯

Your Canadian roommate feeling wobbly today.

Fleshy Roommate Bounces

Checking the stretchiness before I buy 👌

Grab ittt

I want a roommate to make these soft sounds on 🍑

Smush

Give it a squeeze. It’s extra soft ❤️

Typical work-from-home fit 👔🍑

blyat

Proper undies for your big butt roommate to wear around the apartment.

Hips as wide as Canada itself 🇨🇦

Notice my Michael the III sweater please.

We don’t work-from-home, we work-from-HOLE in this apartment.

How we feel about bros with long thick talented tongues?

Wobbly booty ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Would you be okay with a roommate who only wore stuff like this? We are just dudes after all, aren’t we? (~˘▾˘)~

A good roommate does what they must to keep up morale around the apartment in times like these 😏

Mornings with your roommate 🩷🤍

Only room for one bull at a time in our apartment 😈

Would you be okay with a 🇨🇦-hockey-butt roommate? Even though his butt takes up so much space in the apartment?

I’m taking your spot, so if you don’t move, you’re getting squished. That would be your own fault ; )

Just curious, would you be my roommate? If you had the opportunity? Just asking for.. reasons 😌

Grab my phat cheeks while you fuck my pink asshole

What if your roommate let you kiss each cheek, as long as you promised to say no homo after? ; )

Time for your performance evaluation.

Tight in the right ways, happy hump-day from your big bootie Canadian roomie 🇨🇦

Kiss it to prove you aren’t gay, bro.

So you caught me, now what?

Tug on the mesh with your teeth and snap it back on my ass, then you can do anything you want

It is okay if your beefy Canadian roommate keeps you up all night? 🖤

I have my own (un)dress code 🐯👔

Just trying to peacock to my roommates to get some of that no-homo brotein and relieve my bro’s stress at the same time 😌

Hey roomie, can you bring your face close to my ass and tell me if these are really that see-through? No homo

It’s in the lease agreement that you have to loan your face to your big booty roomie

Hey bro I need you in the changing room, I want to try you on.

Would you tolerate a curious roommate who refuses to wear pants? After all, we are just bros aren’t we? It’s normal to fool around, help eachother out..don’t make it gay, but haven’t you always wanted to taste prime Canadian beef? 🥩

Hey roommate, can you check my form while I flex my Canadian hockey butt? 🇨🇦

Is it that noticeable, bro? 🤍