It is so insane to see posts with like 70k likes on tiktok using divine music from jail. It feels like I started this but I don't even know how. Someone else must have found it at the same time and brought it to the public

every time they do a massive transfusion protocol in The Pitt I clap and cheer because that's the one I got to have. finally white boy representation for ME !!

I feel like within the next three years we are going to reach levels of punk never before fathomed

If I owned a home the amount of instruments I would not be able to play would sicken each and every one of you. yes obviously there would be a pipa. I'd have a whole room. Fuck you

dwayne the rock johnson ace representation in every movie he's in what is up with that

I don't think anything else has been consistently able to send a shiver down my spine then Lake Mungo. Just anything about it, any time I see a video essay that like has even a speck of the sound design. Just simply the scariest movie ever made. I can make myself shiver by just thinking about it.

glad to see people are coming together and remembering 4chan. It really ended up getting overshadowed by evil but I don't think people realize how just about every meme and for like 10 straight years came right from 4chan.

feels like there has been a sudden and sharp decline in quality of the posts twitter is feeding to me, almost all engagement slop now. bad sign.

As a medical scientist being directly effected by the grant cancellations here, it is so INSANE to see which grants are being canceled by name alone. Disgusting behavior. Imagine just searching for any politically charged terms and canceling grants with those terms without a thought. Raw ignorance.

fleetwood mac is one of the best to ever do it and that's a fact

putting on my bucket list "warm handshake with Haley Joel Osment". I know this is achievable

me when I get a billion dollars: "wait... I actually do have unassailable moral authority! I can't be wrong!" my loyal bootlickers: "now you're right about things you had no prior knowledge about! Thank you money!" Elvis walking into the bathroom right after me: "whew mama"

sometimes I think I want to spend an exorbitant amount of money to see Coldplay live but I shake myself out of it by remembering they won't be playing their 90s Radiohead rip-off EPs and will instead be playing "Slop from the Stars" featuring an auto-tuned Ed Sheeran puppet

Just spent 38 dollars on Tylenol, Ice Cream, and Bagels. Genuinely how.

I'm probably the biggest Rebecca sugar fan on the planet who had never seen Steven Universe. I like everything she had ever made prior. Finally finished Steven, really good I think. Steven Universe Future is 80% bad however. I hope she goes back to making strange bullshit like Singles.

me the second I meet elon

The speed at which i was able to genuinely wipe a trans friend's birth name i accidentally learned from my mind actually shocked me. You couldn't bring that shit out of me at gunpoint

bjork is just grimes if she wasn't a dumbass

In theory I'm an extra in "The Sex Lives of College Girls" and I keep seeing people actually talk about it. Don't know if I'll ever get around to watching but let me know if I'm spotted.

went to the reptile zoo months ago and they had this absolutely massive frog statue on sale for only 200 bucks. I keep thinking about it. What if I owned that frog statue.

why is reddit showing the /r/infinitejest this site is cooked

The fact that Star Wars: Skeleton Crew has a Captain EO reference is single-handedly the best thing Disney could have done to convince me to watch any of the modern Star Wars slop

I drank an entire gallon of colonoscopy poopjuice in the hospital then watched this

Groom, whispering: honey just to warn you before we kiss I ate 14 deviled eggs and I am realizing each had a clove of garlic Bride: I'm pregnant Priest: Should anyone know of any reason that this couple should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace Yoda: object i

sword of damolcles but it's a big goofy hammer and when it falls my eyes are gonna pop out and I'm gonna go AWOOGA and a big ol bump will come out of my noggin like whhheeUuEEUP

seeing all the traction bluesky is getting gives me a glimmer of hope that a YouTube alternative is actually possible

not that its a bad thing because black friday was an insane day but an interesting sign of the consumerist hellscape we live in is that its just fake now. All prices get marked up to get marked down. Nobody cares. Nobody is getting trampled at wallmart anymore.

"Bluesky is an echo chamber for the left" and it's just good vibes

made this in a trance

devising a plan to become president, not for the power, but because it ensures I get an animatronic of myself in disneyland

the gnome traps I set are backfiring. They keep replacing the toadstools I used as bait with Zyn pouches and I keep falling for it

Self Portraits

recent self portrait and I don't care that it is a simple sketch because bluesky rules

insisting that the frog I caught at the pond sits with us at the dinner table

heh, nice argument. unfortunately, in my head I have already depicted you as the seething pathetic baby bird and myself as the smug and unflappable red angry bird

gave this mouse a cookie a couple weeks ago and his lawyer just showed up with court documents detailing how he is owed custody of my first born son

I made a feed for friends of mine that are in Pokémon: Friendlocke that currently have accounts on here! You can use it to find cool folks to follow, or have it as a custom feed to keep up with stuff we work on! bsky.app/profile/did:...

saw some photos of the Beatles where Ringo was replaced by 60's Colin Greenwood and thought I was losing my mind

art posting my painting of donald glover

artposting my painting of sufjan

big fan of how every single account on this app has one post from 10/22/23 and then complete radio silence until this week

throwing stuff out of your window on the highway rules. why did nobody tell me you can throw cans and trash right out of your window. this rocks.

bad news Terrifier heads, 3 was pretty much proof of what I feared that he stumbled into making a good exploitation movie with 2

goku loves me this I know, for dear goku told me so

hey guys. . . .. https://bsky.app/profile/berd.bsky.social made my picuter