Tis the season for switching from sours to stouts

Age verification: “Yesterday you said you’d call Sears” “I’ll call today” “You’ll call now” “I’ll call now”

This new laundromat needs a tap card like Dave and Busters and why can’t I just put quarters in the thing all I want is the cat puke out of my curtains

Best pie: Banana Cream Best ice cream: Mint Chip Best donut: Plain glazed Best bar: Lemon Best cake: Cherry Chip Best other: Gob cookies

I petted so many horse noses today!

Sitting on the bank of the Yellowstone River in Paradise Valley, MT.

Theodore Roosevelt NP in ND featuring my mosquito measled legs.

Cowboy butts out here driving me nuts

Is it too much to ask for a Montana truck stop to have a shirt that says “Just Horsin’ Around?”

Lake Michigan at Indiana Dunes NP

I’m irrationally terrified of wind farms

My mom keeps sending me missing and dead hiker stories from the places I’m going

I am such a sucker for limited edition junk

Camping in Colorado in a couple weeks is going to be like

Will pay a man to sleep topless and let me put my head on his chest and listen to his heartbeat. No weird shit.

It’s okay to not vomit politics into post comments not remotely about politics, I promise

If anyone needs a new trauma let me let you know that unclogging a bathroom sink yourself is not for the faint of heart.

Blood donation day. That beer is gonna hit different tonight.

Clocked 92 hours of overtime for July.

I wish I could spend my entire life sitting on my back deck having a beer

The good life

I’m glad my stomach decided to wait to punish me for that Arby’s milkshake after my shower. Blessed.

Man I haven’t posted in awhile

What even is this?

We should all just quit our jobs and never work again except for ourselves and see what happens.

Why do airplanes have buttholes?

I tell no lies here

One of my fave things is leaving a long day at work and taking my shoes off and driving home barefoot

The wildest thing I’ve ever seen in my career is the old school chief chemist pipetting hydrochloric acid by mouth

Can we just call new shows/movies audiobooks cuz they seem to film everything in the dark

It’s #caturday! Smile Lux, it’s the weekend! Rad.

At the most random moments my brain plays the Mountain Dew commercial with Seal as a seal

An awesome view right after sunset at Great Smoky Mountains NP from Clingman’s Dome - Sept 2023.

Should be sleeping but researching: How can I tell if my cat is left or right handed?

Worked 88 hours of overtime in June and scheduled for 84 overtime hours in July.

Everyday a pharmaceutical commercial ruins one of my favorite 80s songs

Sometimes I slither out into civilization for a long bike ride. A beautiful day today.

That feeling when the world just chaps you so much you run the whole lip balm stick over your entire body for protection

Can we pls just stop saying Big Balls

Well no shit

Getting my camp cook kit together and see my special message for when times are tough

Poop Cruise is absolutely hilarious

You just can’t trust a Megan with an h

In my peeling my panties off my skin to pee because it’s 100° out phase

First time this year I’ve seen a baby giraffe style walking woman picking her denim shorts out of her crotch. It’s officially summer.

I love sour beers but they make me so gassy like wake yourself up at night with slappy cheeks measurable on the richter scale tuba resonance gassy.

I’ve been monched 💀

Screw businesses that jack up prices for holidays. Dumbest shit ever. Stop taking advantage of people because you can.

5:19am. Still thinking about horse lips.

It’s 3:25am and I’m awake thinking about feeding a horse molasses treats from my hand and it does that lip scoop thing