Of course he calls himself god now. . .

She's taking a sip of tea while her "bullets" take care of alternates. Just another day for the maid.

" Hm. . . I've seen this sort of thing before. Eleven times, as a matter of fact. Well, I suppose curiosity always gets the better of me. " And. . . enter.

" Hm. . . I suppose if this is that urgent. At the least, someone had better explain to me what's going on. Destroying these 'things' in stopped time does tend to get a bit exhausting. "

Hm. . . a 'servant of God.' It's a shame I'm an atheist.

I really don't like the look of things. Perhaps. . . Just maybe, I should step in.

What in the world happened since I was gone.

every maid Monday. . . they pretend to be us.

yukkuri..

fair.

for what.

didn't they make you.

I'm not french. I'm Japanese. oddly enough.

who cares aren't you canonically dead and british

go back to being a talking head

your magic does not work on me. I'm canonically a protagonist.

Lady Remilia, use your power to change fate on them.

( literally is za warudo )

#SmileSunday? Well, I suppose.

sakuya day #3月9日は咲夜の日 #東方Project #touhou

" Exactly. There would be no turning back. "

" I suppose. I much prefer being human, though. "

" There probably are. They need someone to go out and do their shopping, though. "

" Didn't want to. "

"are vampires real" I literally fucking work for them

Za. . . Warudo.

" I suppose. Just try not to be eaten by yokai. One nearby the mansion is quite the hungry one. "

" Oh? Perhaps I should invite you next time. Gensokyo isn't exactly good for humans, though. It's a dangerous place. "

Just catching it with ease. " Adorable. "

I. . . cosplay?

" How cute. " But how well can she clean?

" We watch the flowers bloom from the trees in spring. It should come soon, actually. " Sakuya would think for a moment. " I suppose you do have a point. "

" Its quite satisfying. Especially since there's not many men in Gensokyo. Quite the rarity. " She would nod. What is wrong with her? " Perhaps I should get one of these 'Pokémon.' "

" If anyone were to, as they say, 'creep on me,' they would have their manhood removed. " Sakuya let out a small chuckle. " I don't quite know much about these Pokémon. You summon them and have them do your bidding, correct? "

" I suppose. . . we do have picnics during the flower viewing. I love my job, though. I don't necessarily need to go out and about. " She put a hand on her chin. " Nature tends to be a bit. . . obnoxious toward me. So many troublesome fairies and yokai. "

" I don't know myself. Lady Flandre enjoys shorter skirts herself, so it could have been her decision. It does help with combat, though. More leg room. "

" Ah—? Hang out with me? " She would tilt her head. " I'm afraid I'm not exactly the most exciting one here. Just a maid. And if I needed a break. . . I could simply stop time. "

" I've gotten a bit used to it. Lady Remilia is the one who chooses the uniforms for us maids. " She would let out a sigh. " Personally, I would like something a bit longer. "

" I suppose it would, yes. You're always free to help. I don't mind at all. " She's nodding. " It would be nice for people to clean up after themselves as well. . . "

If you're going to dress like maids. . . you're going to work like maids. Come now.

" I suppose that's a good point. Better to get something nice a bit dirty than to be undignified. "

A photo? I suppose I can spare one. But I must get back to my duties. #MaidMonday

" It's not that it doesn't work well. But I don't think you want to dirty an outfit like that, do you? "

" I am. It's not too hard, a bit more work than the mansion though. The fairy maids are always such a big help. " The maid would nod, gently dusting off various knick–knacks and valuables.

" It is quite lovely. . . But cleaning in something nice isn't the best idea. Especially for those designs on the sleeves. "

" It's a lot more fun than people think, you know. " She would grab a feather duster, offering a second to Sayori. Beginning to clean a shelf. Sakuya wasn't exactly the most sociable. It would be a good time!

A maid should not be. . . so indecent.

" Of course. I was just getting ready to dust. Come—! " She would let out a chuckle, beckoning the girl.