Put your tongue on [insert preferred part of human anatomy]. 😈

For hump day, a photo taken the other night when I was checking in on how hairy my butt crack is (as it had been a good while since my last inspection), and it turns out that, yeah, is kinda hairy. 😅

I couldn’t decide between the two of these, so have both. 😛

butt/pit/smile 🍑 🐽 😊

Here’s the last video from that time a few weeks ago when a musky, post-gym fellow came over for a shower. We eventually got out of the shower and, aware he was uncummed, I got back to sucking on his cock with my mouth until (with a bit of manual assistance) he eventually shot a load on my face. 😜

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Pit Stop. Let's see those ripe, musky pits 🐽 (I’m only joining in because a few weeks ago a handsome fellow put his face in my pits and moaned something to the effect of “aww, you’re so RIPE!!!”, and I was partly embarrassed and partly turned on (and he wasn’t wrong). 😀)

We did eventually make it to the shower. 😜

The idea was that he’d come over after the gym and maybe we’d have a shower together and a bit of a play after. But standing there, naked, waiting for the shower water to warm up, I suddenly caught sight of his musky gymmed groin and felt I had to drop to my knees and do this. 🤤

What fresh fucking hell will this day bring? 😅

Self awareness is knowing that the stabby-stab has you looking a touch pear-shaped now. 😅🍐👍

Missed FCF, but this is probably about as good as it’s ever going to look (angles and lighting I’m sure), so on Bluesky it goes. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Open photo for caption (as I’m pretty sure it’s over 300 characters). 😅 #touchthepicture 🤚🏻🤭

Last night’s fit (front taken prior to the event, back taken the morning after the event (because, like a fool, I neglected to get a photo of the back prior to the event)). 😜

Won myself a hat at trivia tonight. 😛

Memories of a southern num. 🤤 (Yikes - top left has me looking like my right eyeball’s about to exit my goddamn noggin at speed. 😳)

On this day of hump, please tap my tired back door. 🥱 (Seriously, you could pack enough for a week away in the luggage under my eyes. 😅)

Also ended up making a few bourbon-buzzed sperms last Saturday night (and because (most of) it dropped into the mass of teep I’d strategically placed on the floor beneath me, clean up was a breeze! 😀).

Fuck it, I got bourbon-buzzed on Saturday night and took a nood in the downstairs bathroom. 🤷🏻‍♂️

A little something left over from Melbourne last week. Also, I love hotel towels, but I’m happy that I only get to experience them when I’m in hotels. 🥰

Ravenous. 🤤

Gonna have to assume that this is why they put the mirror in precisely this location in the hotel room. 🤔

Bought a thing for an upcoming thing. 💚😅😳

An acknowledgment that the day is hot. 🥵 (Photo taken before I went out in the hot and had the unpleasant opportunity of actually feeling the thick and intensely warm air right up against my fucking eyeballs. 😫)

The derp-iest face that ever did derp (aka “I am frequently unclothed on the couch in disgustingly hot weather”). 😬

New year, same bush 🌳🍆

Enthusiastically sucking on my Christmas visitor’s perfect penis (and occasionally side-eyeing the phone camera to ensure his pubes are still in the picture). 🤤 (Also, love how the light picks out the occasional grey hairs I’m starting to get on the side of my head (am I silver fox now?). 😛)

Sucking cock makes me blush. 😳

I’ll be the first to admit that this isn’t in any way a great photo (so this post is more of a “gee whiz, look what happened!” thing than a “hey there, touch on yourself a while” thing), but still, it’s my butt, it got entered, it’s a Christmas miracle (it actually happened yesterday)! 🥰

This is what I’m doing all day today. 🥰🎄 (At least until the blood drains from my elevated right arm and I start getting pins and needles. 😅)

Last night the screws attaching my toilet’s cistern to the wall failed, causing it to fall on the back of the bowl, destroying both. 😔 In memorial, I present these, taken with a time while my phone was on the cistern last Sunday (I didn’t post them then because I feel kinda meh about them). 😬

Just casually showing you my back dimples. 😊

Drank some wine last night. 🥰

A handsome guy who’s coming back for Christmas sent me a photo in his tighty-whities (possibly to whet my appetite) so I felt compelled to respond with a similar photo of me (though I don’t own any tighty-whities, and my (apparently vantablack) boxer briefs was what I had on at the time). 😅

Imagine if you weren’t made aware of the fact that I got a haircut. 😰 #butnowyouaresoitsok 😅

Gotta go get a BLT. 🥓🥬🍅 🤤

The simple pleasures of a freshly made bed. 🥰

Oh heeeyyy, you appear to have caught me on the couch the other night watching a gay adult film (Daddy Dearest, directed byArthur J. Bressan, Jr (1985)*) while wine tipsy. 😅 (* possibly a touch lacking in the number of actual daddies in the film, but still undeniably hot and highly recommended. 🥰)

Last weekend seeing movies in Adelaide seems so long ago (as does being unclothed in the hotel room). 🥲

Determined to get a tongue or finger or penis in this butt at some point in the near future, but seemingly unwilling or unable to make or find the time to do so, so I have absolutely no reason to complain or be down about it. 🙃

Last night in Adelaide (films were seen). 😀

Adelaide, actually quite a good deal colder than I expected it to be. Better put some clothes on. 😳

Bathroom shenanigans! (blowjob) 🥰

Sperms. 💦🥰

A half-assed Jocktober* while I still have my place to myself. 🤷🏻‍♂️ (* featuring actual ass. 🍑)

Kinda wish I could turn my head off and go back to last weekend, on my knees and only thinking of doing my very best to make a friend feel good (which in turn also made me feel good, and was a quiet joy). 🥹

Bushed. 🥱

Jerk your cock in my mouth until you ñüπ sometime. 🥜💦🫵😀

I am exhausted (but seeking pleasure where I can (it’s in my armpit 🥰)). 😅

This right here was the alternate option for my “pre-movie marathon in Melbourne” post from a few days back. 😛 Just thought you might like to know. 😅 (And get in these pits. 😈)