A little something left over from Melbourne last week. Also, I love hotel towels, but I’m happy that I only get to experience them when I’m in hotels. 🥰

Ravenous. 🤤

Gonna have to assume that this is why they put the mirror in precisely this location in the hotel room. 🤔

Bought a thing for an upcoming thing. 💚😅😳

An acknowledgment that the day is hot. 🥵 (Photo taken before I went out in the hot and had the unpleasant opportunity of actually feeling the thick and intensely warm air right up against my fucking eyeballs. 😫)

The derp-iest face that ever did derp (aka “I am frequently unclothed on the couch in disgustingly hot weather”). 😬

New year, same bush 🌳🍆

Enthusiastically sucking on my Christmas visitor’s perfect penis (and occasionally side-eyeing the phone camera to ensure his pubes are still in the picture). 🤤 (Also, love how the light picks out the occasional grey hairs I’m starting to get on the side of my head (am I silver fox now?). 😛)

Sucking cock makes me blush. 😳

I’ll be the first to admit that this isn’t in any way a great photo (so this post is more of a “gee whiz, look what happened!” thing than a “hey there, touch on yourself a while” thing), but still, it’s my butt, it got entered, it’s a Christmas miracle (it actually happened yesterday)! 🥰

This is what I’m doing all day today. 🥰🎄 (At least until the blood drains from my elevated right arm and I start getting pins and needles. 😅)

Last night the screws attaching my toilet’s cistern to the wall failed, causing it to fall on the back of the bowl, destroying both. 😔 In memorial, I present these, taken with a time while my phone was on the cistern last Sunday (I didn’t post them then because I feel kinda meh about them). 😬

Just casually showing you my back dimples. 😊

Drank some wine last night. 🥰

A handsome guy who’s coming back for Christmas sent me a photo in his tighty-whities (possibly to whet my appetite) so I felt compelled to respond with a similar photo of me (though I don’t own any tighty-whities, and my (apparently vantablack) boxer briefs was what I had on at the time). 😅

Imagine if you weren’t made aware of the fact that I got a haircut. 😰 #butnowyouaresoitsok 😅

Gotta go get a BLT. 🥓🥬🍅 🤤

The simple pleasures of a freshly made bed. 🥰

Oh heeeyyy, you appear to have caught me on the couch the other night watching a gay adult film (Daddy Dearest, directed byArthur J. Bressan, Jr (1985)*) while wine tipsy. 😅 (* possibly a touch lacking in the number of actual daddies in the film, but still undeniably hot and highly recommended. 🥰)

Last weekend seeing movies in Adelaide seems so long ago (as does being unclothed in the hotel room). 🥲

Determined to get a tongue or finger or penis in this butt at some point in the near future, but seemingly unwilling or unable to make or find the time to do so, so I have absolutely no reason to complain or be down about it. 🙃

Last night in Adelaide (films were seen). 😀

Adelaide, actually quite a good deal colder than I expected it to be. Better put some clothes on. 😳

Bathroom shenanigans! (blowjob) 🥰

Sperms. 💦🥰

A half-assed Jocktober* while I still have my place to myself. 🤷🏻‍♂️ (* featuring actual ass. 🍑)

Kinda wish I could turn my head off and go back to last weekend, on my knees and only thinking of doing my very best to make a friend feel good (which in turn also made me feel good, and was a quiet joy). 🥹

Bushed. 🥱

Jerk your cock in my mouth until you ñüπ sometime. 🥜💦🫵😀

I am exhausted (but seeking pleasure where I can (it’s in my armpit 🥰)). 😅

This right here was the alternate option for my “pre-movie marathon in Melbourne” post from a few days back. 😛 Just thought you might like to know. 😅 (And get in these pits. 😈)

Didn’t sleep as long as I wanted to after my six-movie day yesterday, so I spent the morning, waiting for the time I had to get up and get ready for the start of for today’s movie marathon, taking nudes in the hotel room. 🤪😅🤷🏻‍♂️

Melbourne. 33 minutes until my first movie of this year’s film festival. 🍑😜

Yum (with motion, second part). 🤤

Yum (with motion, first part). 🤤

Yum. 🤤

Last Thursday this gigglepuss learned that he doesn’t mind a socked foot placed gently upon his freshly-emptied scrotum. 🥴

Angles (peen 😳). 🤷🏻‍♂️ #shouldhavepostedthisyesterday 🤦🏻‍♂️

If you do not care for pits you may not care for what is going on here. 😳 (But if you do, dig in, by all means. 😜)

Butt (mirror, bed). 🍑

Have a Saturday semi in celebration of me getting fucked in the ass for the first time since last October. 😀🥰

For all that’s going on in this video (including (but not limited to) pig, sniff, groan, belly, balls, butt, cum), why is it my left nipple to which I find my eyes drawn? 🥴💦

Care to immerse yourself in the pool at the tip of my peen? 🏊‍♂️😜😳

I was unfortunately the sole attendee at the bukkake I organised only five minutes ago. (Perhaps I should invite some more folks next time.) 😅 #mylefteyewillberedforhours 😬

This photo is not about biceps, it is about pits and pubes (as I clearly do not have biceps). 😅 (aka “What are you doing on the damn floor, you silly sausage?” 🤦🏻‍♂️)

Take your pick. 🍑😅 #cripestakingbuttphotosisnoteasy 😬

Smelling good in all the good places. 😜😈 (Also I got a haircut and beard trim. 😊)

I have seen 44 films in 12 days and my brain is now mush. 😅

Sleepy cinemagoer (with another full day of films in front of him) finds new light switch at home on which to gently rest his phone for the purpose of taking nudes. 🥰 #considertheatrium 🤔

Another early start… 🥱 Another day of movies… 🥰