Great day at Alton Towers yesterday! Still enjoy a theme park trip in my late 30s… And two rides on the new Nemesis right at the end of the day in the pitch black. Yeah, good stuff… However, I have concluded one thing. I do not like scare mazes. At all!

An unnecessarily stressful early morning thanks to the incorrect pre-sale codes being sent out, but I am now the proud holder of tickets to the first four days of the 1st #Ashes Test in Perth!

Well I’ve enjoyed laughing at the big rivals over the past 17 years, but now, I feel sick… 🤮 #EuropaLeagueFinal

If I were a Spurs or United fan right now, I’d be chewing my fist off in embarrassment. A horrific watch. #EuropaLeagueFinal

Didn’t celebrate the Merino double last week. Leicester are rubbish, as demonstrated by their 4-0 loss last night. As soon as we came across an opposition that may be prepared to fight, we were going to get found out. Prem over for another season. Congrats Liverpool… 🤮

98th minute equaliser, Curtis Jones losing his cool and Arne Slot arguing with the referee, with both getting red cards as a result. I’d like to think that this is the start of the Liverpool collapse, but they still have a big advantage and we don’t have a fit striker… Still theirs to lose…

At least two forward passes there from the French… #ENGvFRA #SixNations

It’s going to take a monumental effort for Arsenal to win the prem, not just because we’re playing catch up to Liverpool, but also because we have a group of referees who are determined to throw out the norms of the game to send off our players. Big win today. Sorry Michael Oliver… 🔴⚪️ #AFC #WOLARS

Tonight’s episode of #TheTraitors. Oh my word…

Why always Chris Kavanagh? #AFC

No better feeling than a derby day win… NORTH LONDON IS RED!!!! 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️

Heading into London for the North London Derby! 🔴⚪️

About to start a crazy few sporting days. Starting with the North London Derby tonight, before flying over to Belfast on Friday for Ulster v Exeter in the Champions Cup and a return trip to the Emirates for Arsenal v Villa on Saturday evening. Best get a run in before all the beer then…

Knocked out in the third round of the #FACup in 3 out of the 4 years we’ve been wearing those ‘No more red’ shirts. It’s time to retire them… #AFC #ARSMUN

Well that takes the biscuit. Another loose bit of play from Exeter, an interception and two French internationals taking the absolute mickey to score a ninth try… #EXEvBOD #ChampionsCup

19 minutes gone at Sandy Park, and Dan Frost has had three line outs turned over, two of them in excellent attacking positions for Exeter. Not good enough. #ChampionsCup #EXEvBOD

Minah is giving off Harry from last year ruthless vibes now. She’s going far in this game, isn’t she… #TheTraitors

There’s no point being angry and upset about the past, just remember the good times, then find and embrace change. So let’s see how this goes. Hello Bluesky! 🦋 👋