Stripping down immediately after work is one of the best feelings

I too think evil thoughts in the heat

Acquisition from the convention: oversized Appa hoodie 🥰

AC is fixed so I can take hot showers again 🥰

Yesterday we committed a con sin and only had one drink all day. But today we brought Gatorade to rectify that :)

Living up to my namesake 😋

The AC in my apartment is broken (don't any of you *dare* comment on my track record with HVAC units), so I'll be spending my days just like this until it's repaired Hopefully soon 😭

Can I just stay wrapped in blanket all day instead of being a person? I feel like I've earned it.

Nothing quite like that post-shower feeling

Oh shoot, is it that month already? Guess I gotta find something gay to do. ....any volunteers?

Happy Pride month you buncha queers

Wash my back?

Being confused for someone he's partner because of how much we make out at the bar? Fun. Hot. Entertaining. Being mistaken for my brother's father at his graduation? Tragic. Earthshattering. Horrific.

quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

Prepping for my road trip the only way I know how: by procrastinating

How I feel driving 40 on the highway when everyone else is going 15 because of the storm

Finding my peace is reporting every pbscure new dating app ad for sexual content 😊 .....and doing the same for all the Christian/faith related ads

I'm not huge into musk but I know a few of you are. Feel free to bury your face in this pit and lmk how you like it before I hop in the shower 😏

Making myself meet (admittedly low) fitness goals before allowing myself to read in an effort to pretend to be healthy

On the verge of throwing up from stress, wish me luck on my final 🙃

You know what I haven't done in ages? Drank Whiskey neat. I am breathing FIRE Also, my rainbow lights landed on this little blue-green mix while I took that pic and I really like that shade on me 😋

Friend asked for a jock pic, figured the rest of you would appreciate too 😘

Working hard, I swear 😋

Who's gonna watch the new Vox Machina with me 🥺

Fantastic Mr Star Fox

I don't think any of you understand how easy it would be to manipulate me, just bring me a bubble tea or cheesy snack and I'm yours.

Left the hair a little longer than I'd like, but overall can't complain :) (Need to get better at trimming my own mustache though 😅)

Not the most floof I've ever had, but still prob time to clean up

I didn't buy groceries this week :/ Someone bring me fooooooood

This Mexican restaurant gave my friend the check. How DARE they accuse me, in my little bubblegum hoodie, of being a bottom 😤

It's not cold enough to justify wearing 2 jackets, but I feel like I look cute 😋

Weird question but im curious: what do you think I smell like? Or if we've met in person, what do you think I *should* smell? Trying to figure out a soap/shampoo combination for the summer. Pic bc I like attention

Too big to be a lil guy, too small to be a big guy 😭 Am doomed eternally to a mediocre size 😞

Quote your vibe if you were a vampire

Realized I never showed off my gay towel I got from CLAW 😋

Note to self, double check weather before walking to class next time

In a mood before class. Anyone wanna come take care of this whike I study?

"It's not gay if you say no homo after the face mask, bro" In all seriousness though, enjoying the weird vibe of wearing my cap backwards and having a face mask 🤣 (Needed something to keep my hair away)

In just two weeks I've managed to go back to working full time, completely invert ky sleep schedule, and kick a 3 year caffeine addiction, all without letting my classwork suffer for it. Not to give myself a big head, but I'm pretty proud of myself ☺️

Time to go help old ladies cross streets

If anyone knows a good greasy pizza place in the CBus area, please let me know 🤤🤤

I'm craving cheesy, greasy, *heavy* pizza. Like no one's business

Tiddy

Best part abt being sick? Posting slutty pics while you get better 😋

When you get pinged just as you take a pic 😁 Another weekend scruffy start

Sleep. The answer was sleep.

Work canceled on me, whatever will I do.....😏

On top of being sick, my AC unit can't keep up with the temperature 😮‍💨 I just can't catch a break 😭