⠀⠀⠀ [ Usually, he would be floating around. It's not often that X takes the time to actually walk anywhere. And yet, his walking is rather clumsy. Not clumsy enough to drop EXE. ] It has been some time since your creation. I'm not sure just who let you out, but. . . For now. I will tolerate you. ⠀

⠀⠀⠀ [ Picking up the arm and crunching on it. ] [ Muffled nonsense as he gives a thumbs up and floats away. ] ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ [ There's no violence incited. ] [ He simply picks the small thing up, seating him in his curled arm. Yaawwwn. ] Come with me, boy. We're taking a long walk. [ Walking off with it in tow. ] ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ [ Pointing at the empty spot in front of his feet. ] Come. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ Boy, come here. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ Where is my rotten boy. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ This shit got me speaking Esperanto. ⠀⠀⠀

mishi. this is how rewrite eats tomatoes

⠀ "need a bad bitch stat" you need a bitch in GENERAL stat ⠀

⠀⠀⠀ [ Loud ass smacking. ] ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ I like vegetables. Fuck you. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ Don't hate on me because I'm fuckin' beautiful, Rewrite. Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches in your smelly ass pastrami mud flaps. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ Wake up in the morning, I got murder on my mind. AK-47s, MAC-11, Glocks, and nines. And all these pussy bendos hating, tryna knock me off my grind. But I can't let 'em do it, I got murder on my mind. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 〝 Fact gots part 2. 〞 ⠀ ⠀

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⠀⠀⠀ . . . [ He's checking his stash. ] You're lucky there's exactly ONE left. [ Dropping the hedgehog-shaped creature, kicking it. ] Get out of here. 💢 ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ Is there ANYTHING left, you imbecile. You utter failure of a son. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ [ GRABBING IT. SHAKING IT. ] I WAS SAVING THAT FOR THE HUZZ TONIGHT, YOU STUPID BOY!! YOU DAMN BOY!!! ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ DID YOU GET INTO MY EDIBLES, YOU ROTTEN BOY. ⠀⠀⠀

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⠀⠀⠀ Me and the huzz. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ You're right. I feel gross. Can you beat me over the head 17 times with a metal pipe. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ Exist. Here's how I'll torture you, Alan. Number 1, the marrow furnace. I'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside. Number 2, the nerve harvester. Each nerve will be plucked and strung. Vibrating with agony. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ Alan is at least fun to play with. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ Yokubo. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ That's what I thought. You know how I like my sandwiches. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ That's it. You're going in the marrow furnace. ⠀⠀⠀

kit I swear to god i can write a serious lord x i swear im just fucked up on the mcdonald double cheese burger rn

⠀⠀⠀ Shut your bitch ass up and get me a sandwich. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ When I smell that Majin with the hedgeclippers. CUT MY WEE WEE CUT MY FUCKIN WEE WEE!!!!!!!! ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ Do it for me, jester. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ It stinks good. I'll be straight up right now. ⠀⠀⠀

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⠀⠀⠀ Fuck you, bitch. I don't even want your stinky pink no more. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ [ NC ] ⠀⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀ its like two planets colliding <3 ⠀

{{ "omen whats your favorite oc" dont even joke lad.

[ NC ] ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ Do you want me to jump for joy and click my heels and squeal like a little girl? ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ I'M WAITING FOR YOU? ⠀⠀⠀

kit omen i love you /plat you are fucking hilarious

⠀⠀⠀ So dramatic. ⠀⠀⠀