What are you supposed to do while waiting for a bagel to toast?

Mark Rober used to be this cool former NASA engineer doing crazy projects in his backyard while teaching people things. Now he spends 20 minutes doing MrBeast-style edits and jokes with as little substance as possible.

You didn't play all of the games in the Steam Next Fest. I didn't either. Statistically, we most likely didn't even play the any of same games. But here's the ones I played. Well... the good ones. youtu.be/Qz74OXJ9zNM #SteamNextFest

Everyone likes teaming up to kill robots. It's practically a universal pastime. Now you can do that in space with some three other people in a ship that is constantly falling apart in... .Jump Space: youtu.be/o3MtsfKd95w #JumpSpace

Is it cultural appropriation if I just want to wear a yarmulke to keep the baldest part of my head warm? Like what's the smallest acceptable hat I can wear?

Helldivers 2 is the same game it was, but it's also full of new stuff that lets you blow things up real hard. Yet with that comes plenty of new stuff that will obliterate your ass just as hard. So it's pretty fun: youtu.be/vhUYLQw3_lI #Helldivers2

If you ever wanted to know what Star Citizens are made of, it's apparently blue goo that gets baked in a med bed. Find out more here: youtu.be/uV-jlaH8Ff4 #StarCitizen

If you hate cleaning in real life but love cleaning in video games, here's a video game where you can pretend to clean in a fantasy world and satisfy your fake cleaning desires! youtu.be/3iuXaq5MX-Q #GoblinCleanup

There's a lot of Mario Odyssey in Donkey Kong Bananza, but that's because there's been a lot of Donkey Kong in every Mario game for the last 18 years. Look upon this and discover: youtu.be/ZdAmK4shyTs #DonkeyKongBananza

Star Citizen is still out there. Even though everyone's working on Squadron 42, some of the developers managed to cobble together something cool for the latest update. Check a look: youtu.be/u4WfflwUSjo #StarCitizen

Nectarines are so slutty.

Logically, the 15th iteration of Battlefield would be named Battlefield 6. But EA has forever been chasing the glory of the 9th iteration of the franchise - Battlefield 3. So they just made it again with Battlefield 6. youtu.be/SbIqZ-70rrY

One thing you learn working in IT is how many people actually say "labtop."

Youtube shorts are wild in how little revenue they generate. Up front, I make *tens* of dollars a month on Youtube, but I like to look at these analytics regularly just to see what's working and what's not. And while my shorts are literally the same as my long videos, they make exponentially less.

You might like Advance Wars. You might not. This game is like Advance Wars. But it's not. It's Earth Vs Mars and I tried it out. youtu.be/Agofhknv-2Y #EarthvsMars @relicentertainment.bsky.social

It's been 15 years since an actual Katamari game released. I wonder why they're finally releasing one now? I can't imagine it's because the patent expires next year or anything... www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Mr...

If you haven't been keeping up with Star Citizen, rest easy in the knowledge that I have - and I'm willing to share all of that knowledge with you in only eight American minutes. youtu.be/yqW4zFnOCMM #StarCitizen

Donkey Kong Bananza preorder shipping is delayed yet another day. I'm pretty sure my luck is in the negative values.

I have the absolute worst luck when it comes to preordering games. The entire purpose and expectation is to get the game either early or the day of release. Yet I seem to get every single one late.

You like Collectathons. I mean you probably do. But even if you don't, here's one you can look at and see what it's like. It's Ruffy and the Riverside! youtu.be/1QsRbTVi0a4 #RuffyandtheRiverside @phiphengames.bsky.social

You ever take your glasses off, see how dirty they are, and wonder how the hell you've just been seeing through all of this bullshit the whole day?

You won't believe it, but I played all of the Steam Next Fest demos. Here's the 20 I liked the most: youtu.be/5YActhMDPdw #SteamNextFest

No social media site logs me out without any logical reasoning more than Bluesky.

How do I set my phone to autoignore anyone calling from Trump's cell phone network?

Watching videos these days you can go from the most touching heartwarming scene to the funniest shit you've ever come across and then round it out with a guy getting obliterated in a factory accident within like 45 seconds.

After years of people making fun of this Black Adam flying zoom in, they use practically the same shot at the end of the Superman trailer.

I finally 3D printed something I really like. A real Tiberium.

If you hate your keyboard and want to get rid of it, you finally can and you just have to play this one simple game: Berserk or Die! youtu.be/77a95TNiYJM

I preordered Mario Kart from Walmart and it just never shipped. So I ordered it from Gamestop Friday, but it never shipped. So I cancelled both and ordered it from Best Buy today. Now it has shipped from Gamestop. I'm assuming Walmart wil ship now too just to bring the bullshit full circle.

Star Citizen is Finally Ready!! ...To sell you more ships. Invictus is over, but now there are more ships in the game, and some of them are as big as several ships glued together. SEE THEM HERE: youtu.be/BRnovA_gGg8 #StarCitizen

You ever feel weird that they put nut allergy warnings on mixed nuts containers?

Much like the second game, legitimate criticism of The Last of Us season 2 is being buried under the garbage complaints about actors not being attractive enough or the common ideologies some people are still so afraid of they have to cry every time they see them.

It's WILD that they're going to leave the game cliffhanger from The Last Of Us 2 for potentially YEARS on the show. I figured they would, but damn. I guess they'll sell more game copies though.

The last time Command & Conquer was good, half of the gaming population was in diapers. But now we've finally got an RTS that can convince the Command & Conquer fans to put on their reading glasses and have some classic fun with the all-new Tempest Rising! youtu.be/4vrs7Ugimaw

I got a Doom: The Dark Ages Collector's Edition and was a little surprised by what was inside. It didn't bite me though. youtu.be/NQniPNQVtd8 #DOOMTheDarkAges

One day I'm gonna go to PAX East.

Thunderbolts* is fantastic.

I don't often see the same performance on YouTube and TikTok, but this is ridiculous.

I stumbled onto this channel and it's just fucking amazing. youtu.be/S4W-aKEsHBw

Ostensibly, Bethesda is working on The Elder Scrolls VI. It's only been seven years since they announced it. But because we probably have seven more to wait, they decided to stop rereleasing Sykrim and rerelease another game instead. youtu.be/7QcFh5ujdwM #OblivionRemastered

Hi Bluesky, could really use your help 🙏🙏 We just launched our latest game Starless Abyss - the exact week that Oblivion was shadow-dropped. Which has been *not fantastic* for our launch If anyone can spare a RT, that would be so, so helpful ❤️❤️ Find it here: store.steampowered.com/app/3167970/...

It's kind of funny to imagine that 11 bit studios got so tired of people complaining that Frostpunk 2 wasn't enough like the original that they just decided to remake the original so they'd shut up.

Well, I thought I might get a Switch 2, but Walmart is thoroughly convinced I'm a robot, Target told me "Something went wrong..." and Best Buy has like ten versions available and I'm "in line" for about half of them. This was way cooler when you just stood in a line in front of a store.

I cleaned up digital oceans, gave ten cents to a real charity, and finished it all in time to make it for Lobsterfest and some Cheddar Bay biscuits. It's time for Spilled: youtu.be/9ratLf0SXzQ

My particular type of colorblindness makes red harder to see. Even with this, the staggering amount of blinding red content in Oblivion gates was still annoying enough that I never finished the game back in 2006.

Bethesda will do literally anything but release Elder Scrolls 6.

Arcade flying sims are crazy, and this one is no exception. Don't let anyone convince you that blowing things up with a plane isn't the best thing you could be doing with your time. But anyway, he's Top Dog: youtu.be/_AILZkDE2O8

I don't know how many Brazil nuts I can eat before it causes a problem, but if I eat more than two I'm instantly paranoid I'm on the verge of death.

So this "Triple-I Initiative" came out of nowhere and is amazing. Just a steady stream of indie games I've been waiting for being revealed and updated in cool trailers back ot back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnNh...

So when does this just become market manipulation? Announce broad tariffs to tank the market then announce a "pause" to get an instantaneous spike days later? Everyone in Trump's circle gets a free 24-hour turnaround for a 10% profit.