Despite all the Donkey Kong, the Silk Song, the Hades 2…. Expedition 33 still GOTY for me

All the light that used to illuminate movie scenes was taken and given to car headlights

WHITAKER: “Wait, um ok so let me get this straight: the patient put the lime-“ SANTOS: “In the coconut yes, and she drank it all up. Try to keep up huckleberry.” PATIENT’S BROTHER: “Is-isn’t there something she can take??” ROBBY [sighing]: “the best thing to do is rest, call us in the morning.”

Fever posting

Practicing my patter so I can pull the quick change scam on Charon when I die

Yeah of course he said that HE’S THE ONE SELLING THEM

How disrespectful and vile. Please age faster.

Found an older sketch I did from back in my Dark Souls 3 days and from back when I used to remember how to take time to draw things instead of just thinking about drawing things

Someone must have already made a joke about Expedition 33 having Parry/Paris based game play right

What would the headlines look like if we banned the word “slam”

“It’s actually comic accurate!” “The extended universe actually supports this!” “It’s an alternate universe so it doesn’t affect canon!” Reject all takes of this ilk and replace them with the evergreen “there’s actually no problem here that deserves any explanation”

Do you think anyone on the harkonnen home world objects to their aesthetic being Monochrome Hell

Big “Bob Dylan goes electric” vibes from Fromsoft and fans recently

Does anyone know what job site has postings for bon vivant?

People who complain about dnd (specifically dnd 5e) players “refusing to pick up another system” and preferring to home brew rules should also consider the fact that coming up with rules and mechanics within a framework you’re familiar with is its own form of fun

WotC and Hasbro really are on their personal quest to burn all the goodwill that’s attached to the name Dungeons and Dragons

Simon Stålenhag is forever the artist I’m always considering buying a print from, but I DO have his ttrpg and yes I’ve never played it but it’s objectively in my top 3 best looking books

Me on day 1 of the Mole: “I’m… I’m… uh… [tearing up] really intelligent… and uh I’m… can I go home? I don’t want to be the mole anymore I’m sorry I thought my rpg skills would translate [fully crying]”

Not having a job is funny cause I’m like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA time to drink, everyday is a weekend now 😎 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

this love is blind season is so boring “Oh are you also lactose intolerant?” “Oh yeah I like pickles. Not all pickles. Like. The ones in the bags in gas stations” “Oh yeah” Somebody lie to someone or something my god

My new rules-lite ttrpg system: say thing you want, roll a die (any), add a number if you think you really deserve it

Turns out the hardest part of developing DnD content is organizing testing sessions, which should have been a surprise at all and yet here I am with my hands on my hips looking flummoxed

This is the moment George goes beyond the pale. The absolute risk of eating from the trash when your partner’s mom is in the next room over with no one to play interference. The man has no strategic awareness at all. The fool.

Begging, praying, hoping a game dev will eventually find a way to make dialogue systems fun to play with. Good writing can boost it only so far

Insane that George Costanza chose to order a sundae at a tennis match and then chose to eat it like this as if no one would be repulsed. Freak of a man.

Gonna walk around the capitol wearing a name tag that says “I’m supposed to be here” since that’s apparently all you need to dissuade Congress from investigating further

My experiment of acting as an asshole for a year has yielded no ghosts, so I’m happy to report there is no afterlife and also we’re all free to be terrible

My least favorite thing about cooking at someone else’s house is somehow everyone i know has some freak ass oven mitt where you have to hold things between your finger tips or there’s some massive hole in the palms

Dreading the day my running store emails me to tell me their severs have been hacked and my 3d scanned feet are now on the dark web

Played a movie from a DvD for the first time in probably over a decade and got jump-scared by the “COMING SOON TO DVD” trailers

Finn wolfhard was interviewed about stranger things season 5 and apparently threatened that it would be “like 8 movies”

The bar I’m at is dressed up with Pee Wee’s Playhouse vibes but no one is dressed as Pee Wee?? Is he out for groceries or something?