Everyone in this administration is working at a feverish pace to cover or cure Donald Trumps Epstein Files malady.

Their reaction anytime you ask a legitimate question.

Do a FIFA. Create a new "honorary" title, "Donald the First of Greenland." Give him no entitlements, but do give him a golden crown. The man is so deluded and so afraid of being forgotten. All he needs is a participation. As soon as he's dead (soon), revoke it. Like the Emperor's new clothes.

It all started when baby Gollump's box of Cracker Jacks didn't have a prize in it.

I'm of the belief that Gollump wants to be crowned King of something before he dies. He has a pool of investors who will back him in the PRIVATE purchase of Greenland. All he wants is the crown. He's so afraid of being forgotten. Soon.

Can't wait for a Hobbit to come take it away.

They predicted MAGAworld back in 2006. Can't believe how realistic is feels. youtu.be/6lai9QhBibk?...

Today's announcement is a sad day.

Somebaby's got a bad case of Epstein under his skin.

The White House is seeking corporate sponsorship for the Easter Egg Hunt. I found it.

If there was a retirement home for insurrectionists and freedom fighters, which wing would you prefer to live in? Blaze of Glory?

Trump wants to sell US citizenship for $5 million dollars a piece. Can existing citizens sell their citizenship for $3 million? Asking for a friend.

We need legislation to address planned obsolescence. Why have there been no class action lawsuits?