THE DARKNESS CHARLIE MURPHY!! And yes those are Justin Hawkins legs, why do you ask?

Is this The Daptones? I think it is

@idlesband.bsky.social in MTL? Why you shouldn't have

Huh what? Haven't posted in a while? Yeah, that's because of napping. Seeing Biigwiipan and Alaskan at Turbo Haus tonight, so show up and rock out

After weeks at The Fantasia Film Festival, this show is back on air at @cjlo.com from 4 - 6PM. Listen, or don't. You're your own boss

Today's show on @cjlo.com from 4 - 6PM will have an interview with Barrie / Orillia, ON band, Tangents. TL;DR interview with Tangents. Music. You listen.

You don't have much time before a super rainy weekend to go check out Cider Fest down by the Lachine Canal, so hurry before the clouds open. Also, check out MTL Hell hot sauces, which are... Amazing

Jiminy Jilikers, a new show with an interview with Sudbury, ON Symbiotic Growth from 4 - 6PM on @cjlo.com. If you don't listen... Who knows what could happen. Better not chance it...

Hey there partner... it looks like you need some doomy grunge in your life, so you should definitely check out Guelph's Bonnie Trash, who have a session on last week's show. Listen to it below, and keep an eye out on @cjlo.com's YouTube for a video of the session www.cjlo.com/shows/grade-...

Session AND interview with Guelph's Bonnie Trash on @cjlo.com on the show today from 4 - 6PM. Tune in or all your friends will think less of you

What are you up to tomorrow? Kidding of course; you're listening to a Bonnie Trash session and interview on theis show on @cjlo.com from 4 - 6PM and the rest of day revolves around that.

Can we all agree that, even though it is not AI, the first AI metal band was Austrian Death Machine?

MTL locals in Chüzo are at @cjlo.com for a session today, which you'll get to hear on an upcoming show. Here's a behind the scenes shot because pics or it didn't happen

New show today for you tomlisten to as you rest between bands at Pouzza Fest. Also, Samiam will be doing an unrelated session, but you might be able to hear them during talk spots. Only one way to know for sure

Eleven John, AKA Sleep Token, headlining Download is good, and if you don't understand why, then you can elite yourself right back into the trve cvlt caves you climbed out of

A new show today from 4 - 6PM on @cjlo.com. In other unrelated news, apparently there's a new Sleep Token album out or something.

Been a bit since the show did a post, so it's vital to do one that is important and reestablishes the serious tone of the show. But then again... That seems like work, so here is Pig Destroyer butt plugs. Enjoy! pigdestroyer.bandcamp.com/merch/plug-d...

A new show today that a very special guest asked Andrew to pick songs for. He'll probably end up going off script, so you should tune in to see what happens from 4 - 6PM on @cjlo.com

In addition to Speedtrap happening at Bâtiment 7, you can see Vaste, Some Become Hollow Tubes, and Glacier from BAHstahn at Turbo Haus. Here's a characteristic bad picture post of Vaste.

Free show at Piranha Bar tonight for the Montreal final of Wacken Battle of the Bands. Come out and enjoy. Here's Sovereign Council to give you a taste

New show today? You'd better believe it muchacho! 4 - 6PM on @cjlo.com, so see you there. Hugs and kisses!

What are you wearing to the WORLD PREMIERE of a new Ancient Teeth track on the show AND an interview with DEREV Sunday from 4 -6 on @cjlo.com? You... DON'T KNOW?!??! Okay, well, listen to this interview with @midirnoise.bsky.social and think about what you're going to wear. Don't embarrass us

QUICK GET TO THE CHOPPA*! *"CHOPPA" in this case means a place to play @cjlo.com so you can listen to this show until 6PM EST.

Okay class, settle down. Today we'll be going over your reports on the music of @midirnoise.bsky.social. We're going to start alphabetically from you, so if you didn't do the research, you have until 4PM to cram before you listen in on @cjlo.com. This does account for 50% of your grade, so get on it

You fools don't even realize the profound nature of the interview that will be airing this Sunday from 4 - 6PM on @cjlo.com with Guelph's @midirnoise.bsky.social, who has a new EP on their Bandcamp. Listen to it all weekend, and then tune in to be shocked, appalled, THIRD REACTION!

Less than an hour until a brand new episode of this show on @cjlo.com. Do you have what it takes to listen? The fortitude, the determination, at least one working ear? Find out by listening from 4 - 6PM today.

Should you listen to Soilwork's 2005 record Stabbing the Drama? Yes. Okay, but if you want to hear a more thought out answer, tune in to @cjlo.com at 7PM for a discussion about the record from people who don't listen to a lot of metal. It will be fun; trust. #metalmarch

Strong showing so far here at Piranha Bar for Wacken Metal Battle round 3. Up now is Sovereign Council, who wanted to say they weren't mad you weren't here... just... disappointed

Wacken Metal Battle judging tonight. forbidden Order just ripped it up and Chüzo is up next. You could still get here... if you stop being lame

Since it's Bandcamp Friday, maybe you should prepare for an interview on an upcoming show and download all of @midirnoise.bsky.social records for cash money. Also tune in Sat at 7PM EST to hear a discussion about Soilwork's Stabbing the Drama with people who never heard it before

New show today on @cjlo.com, and the first one of #MetalMarch, and with a block for International Women's Day, because this show is so woke or whatever. So tune in from 4 - 6PM EST for loud noises

Odd Times was asking why you're not here. You can't tell, but they have sadness in their hearts

Soulthief is up next, and yes, that is an Emperor belly shirt and leopard shorts

Hatred Reigns is doing gutteral death metal death for everyone at Piranha. If you lived here, you'd be home by now

Oh, did you not know there was a Wacken Metal Battle tonight at Piranha Bar? Well there is, here's Wooden playing

New show today. Wheels up in 6. @cjlo.com. What are you waiting for? Start getting ready

No new show today on @cjlo.com from 4 - 6PM because of the snow-pacolypse, but please enjoy the show you probably missed last week due to the cuteness overload from The Puppy Bowl. This will give you on overdose in the opposite direction, so hopefully your body is ready

Hey, psst... hey you... its a special holiday of love today, so let this show say, from the bottom of its cold, dead, possibly necrotized heart... Happy World Radio Day. If you're in MTL, why not check out CJLO 1690AM, where its a love fest every hour of the day

Incantation and Decapitated bus broke down, so oh no, MTL gets to see Exmortus and Darkest Hour at a small club

Despite the wildly popular sporting event, The Puppy Bowl, happening today, this show will be new on @cjlo.com, so plan accordingly

Keytar achievement unlocked by Stadaconé

Chaotic Symbios is playing now and they came from Quebec City. What's your excuse?

Look, Red Raven Chaos is here too. What aren't you?

Last Dance Among Wolves at the Montreal Wacken Metal Battle round 1. You could still be here... Not saying... Just saying...

Are you in MTL and need something to do tonight? Well, go see Fangus for FREE at Saint-Sacrement, or go see Black Absinthe and Stregoneria at Turbo Haus, OR come to the Wacken Metal Battle that Andrew will be judging at at Piranha Bar. So many choices... get your cloning machine out now to do all

Bandcamp Friday starts in a couple hours, and this time the money goes to Musicares, but like... shouldn't it also go to artists too? What a weird thought. Anyway, if you're a band that maybe could benefit from Musicares, or just wants people to check you out, leave a comment here. Couldn't hurt.

Hey Google AI or whatever we're supposed to call it. You know who would actually have this info available for me... old Google search. Well, who can help a show out and make some recs from my search?

Seriously, props to Courtney LaPlante from Spiritbox for not losing her mind, when, in peak meta, answering a question about why women aren't nominated in metal while being mistaken for a totally different woman in metal. Jeepers, I wonder why a woman has never won in the category...

Loud charts for @cjlo.com for this past week featuring Harakiri for the Sky (Austria), Lambrini Girls (UK), Electric Wizard (UK), Mutank (MTL), Dead Velvet (MTL), Prostitute (Michigan), @sunrot.bsky.social, Trollband (Can), Chuzo (MTL), and Burning Sanctum (MTL). Go listen #metalsky

Okay, remember the post with the good music coming out at the beginning of the year? Scratch that, new set has dropped, including: - Mares of Thrace - Daevar - Rwake - @sunrot.bsky.social - @16theband.bsky.social - @unrqvtd.bsky.social - Bonnie Trash - Aawks - Imperial Triumphant