that guy who said he got ptsd from being showed a liveleak video as a child pisses me off so bad. And like why is that now our problem go heal

but I'd rather be lonely, counted out and homely I know that he'll need me once he gets to know me

honestly I feel like more of a top but I'm 5'3 so that's not happening

big guy big guy big guy spongebob big guy pants Ok!

Gay men genuinely believe god put the g spot in the ass so they could fuck it. It could be there to incentives healthy bowel movements.

he's def not smoking meth and you can tell cause there's not even one video of him where he looks comfortable in his own body. he's got that #molestedgaze

The looksmaxxers larping as methheads when they're actually just taking medication they got perscribed by a doctor... and it's being repeated as fact as a takedown of looksmaxxing like it's not a narrative he wants out to boost his notoriety

i get it can't be helped but people my age talk about a revolution like the scene in Radio Rebel where they all say they're radio rebel.

the shag cut, mullet trend has to go I can't stand it. it's not even the hairstyles themselves it's the fact you guys are getting them at a hairdressers that had you pay a deposit

I have chatgpt analyse my douche water as RuPaul but Ecosia is set as my default browser so I'm carbon neutral.

twitter oldly insistent on getting me invested in this beef between 50 cent and T.I.'s sons and my only thoughts are aren't T.I. and tiny both serial rapists?

Rihanna singing about we found love in a hopeless place and the music video being set in England

I have the proportions of a mii

if you enter me I'm going to steal your clothes it's an evolutionary instict I'm sure

I don't care if the rentboy narrative about Kier Stamer is a right talking point for podcast interactions Kier Stamer has a duty to the people of Britain to address it.

we have to show our face to protect kids when they're legally allowed to kill people...

I don't want cause hysteria but glitter by mariah isn't on spotify and inside your ribcage is a bomb attached to a ten minute timer that will detonate unless said album is reinstated.

bluesky scares me cause all my lecturers are probably on here and I advocate for the UK government to reinstate sodomy laws

not sure I fully grasp the metaphor but yessss open.spotify.com/track/7jRoWf...

old guys so insecure like omg no you don't need to be skinny or young you've become a legend. I tell people about you like I'm your groupie.

I only take dicks to increase my pain tolerance and then eb's gonna pay, and they'll play slayyyter on the radio

a strict top aka a fascist dictator.

repeatedly sodomizing someone isn't ethical, it's not right.

seeing Audrey Hobert on the 11th. We're gonna do a healing

basing your sexuality around what you want to do instead of the idea of an inherent sexual preference that defines your entire being.

took lipring out for the first time since I put it in and 17. and I don't plan on replacing it either.

there goes the last great american dynasty

he's very snl attractive. Like he'd play the attractive character in an snl sketch.

so you can't post penis on tumblr

Would never myself but videos of guys slamming shit is hot and I think we should hold space for that.

everytime I try to fly I fall without my wings I feel so small I guess I need you baby

So God is real and religion saved the world.

I wanna be the whole worlds girl gramma I wanna be the whole worlds girl tell me do you think that's wrong

Sean Kingston in jail for being a good son to his mother. This whole fucking world totally ass backwards.

fisted someone and I should be in jail. Like that was unethical. Everyone needs to be in jail actually.

victorian criminalization of sodomy was honestly correct. This is not natural, I guess boys can kiss doe

addison rae. tate

there we were posting dancing tough AI baby gif and I saw you saw who I am

a million pictures of me on his iphone cause I prefer the camera might have to switch

why's everyone a conspiracy theorist now

"God is dead" just say you wanna be a sket. It's fine.

they ripped the wig of a looksmaxxer's head and now he is humilated and disgraced and has lost significant social clout.

Audrey Hobert is one of the leading philosophers of the 21st century. Everyone I know who doesn't listen is completely lost in the world it's sad.

Andrew Windsor's gonna be one of the only people caught up in this Epstein shit I think. What an embarrassment, a sweaty, bloated, nonce. Queen Lizzy actually fucking stupid dating a guy who was checking her out at 13 like ofc your kids gonna be pedophiles.

british history so funny cause they're used to actually be 6 people here so they all hung out and they were all hideous. How fab!

Russian dolls were so fab to me as a child.

Eastser is actually the worst holiday, creme egg oreos in stores I actually wanna vomit.

I would never want to be pregnant for 9 months and deliver a baby but it's seriously lame I can't at least have a pregnancy scare. Fuck this fucking world

when are we going to admit that the government is at worst fine with this and are enabling companies to extract this data through any means or at best simply don't care about safety or your right to privacy.

Grimes lecturing a fan on the fatphobic undertones of the phrase "skinny legend" just to call Azealia a fat narc within the same year was too funny