Shoe-Gate 2026. #WNBA

A foul 13 seconds into the Liberty v. Tempo game…. Let’s hope we can get some flow and the whole game isn’t chopped up by calls. #WNBA

Happy 29th birthday to the incredible Malala Yousafzai.

Becky Hammon must have had some inside knowledge on how Justine Pissott was working in the Fever practices. Justine was a baller at Vandy but she hadn’t gotten any tick, so I wasn’t sure how the W transition would go. She SHOWED OUT during her first career game. I know that’s right! #WNBA

Sloot coming out of this one with a 40/10/10! (In her dreams anyway! 😂😂) #WNBA

Laura Juskaite is playing out of her dome tonight too! Love to see it! #WNBA

Halfway through the first quarter and Marina is 4/4 from beyond the arc and has 14 of the 18 Tempo points. That’s my chef! #WNBA

MARINA IS COOOOOKIN’ #WNBA

NOOOO 😭😭 #WNBA

KAHHHHHHHHH YOU BETTER! #WNBA

Being proud of your Tres Leches shirt on live tv…. #WNBA

AT is THAT girl! #WNBA

Monique Akoa Makani’s face card is LETHAL. #WNBA

This Mercury game is heating up! AT has six points, but the baskets came at clutch times to get the momentum going. I love to see it! Kah is getting hot! 🔥 #WNBA

I want to watch AT play because I love her so much but this game might stress me out too much. #WNBA

Also, this is the Atlanta team I’ve been Dreamin’ of! #WNBA

Angel got her 7th tech of the season tonight, which is stressful. That means she can’t get another one or she’ll have a one game suspension. 😭 #WNBA

Why are the Amazon games so quiet? My TV is almost maxed out on volume trying to hear this pregame stuff. 😂 #WNBA

Dream game day! #WNBA

Chile… #WNBA

I’m here for this move! Ta’Niya will get what she needs in Vegas!

You know the Valks played great defense when Mabrey only got off a total of 3 three-pointers the entire game. #WNBA

Sandy had to pull Mabrey real quick because she knew Marina was about to crash the fuck out. 😂 #WNBA

Chen is off to a great start in this one! #WNBA

I love TIP so much but I always play an over/under on how many times she will hit the floor in a game. I’m going over 5 tonight. 😂 #WNBA

Some of my favorite players are in this Valks/Tempo game and I hope they all ball out tonight! #WNBA

The Valks are struggling early in this one. #WNBA

I should just convert this account as a WNBA fan account because all I skeet about is the W pretty much. 😂 I don’t have any people that I see face-to-face on a regular basis that watch. 😭 #WNBA

Congress, people in our country are dying because they are STARVING and HOMELESS. Let’s focus our attention on that. CC doesn’t want you to use her as a pawn. #WNBA

AT is back on the bench! I don’t even need her to play the rest of the game, this just lets me know it isn’t anything serious! #WNBA

The PHX commentary calling Vandersloot by Van Slooten instead is sending me. #WNBA

This day has been absolute trash as an AT fan. 😭😭 #WNBA

My girl AT is getting called for breathing sideways. I literally hate this for her. #WNBA

“A few gays, days in between” - PHX Commentator #WNBA

In the chaos that has been #WNBA news today, some positives came out of it: * Marina Mabrey and Dom Malonga are All-Stars for the first time * The Dream’s Big 3 are All-Stars * My soul is only 75% crushed by the events of today (better than 100%)

Alyssa Thomas, who averages almost a double-double and is on triple-double watch frequently, isn’t an All-Star. This also just seems fishy after the whole situation surrounding her recently. Justice for AT. #WNBA

AT didn’t make All-Star this year…. I know you fucking lying. #WNBA

I need Chennedy and Skylar to do a tell-all right now because the math isn’t mathing in either of these situations. #WNBA

CHENNEDY WAS WAIVED BY THE ACES FOR A ROOKIE WHO HASN’T TOUCHED THE FLOOR ALL YEAR?!! Be fucking for real. I AM SICK. #WNBA

I hope you everything is good with Aneesah Morrow. She’s such a great player and I hate to see her away from the game. I also hate seeing her sit the bench, so let’s get her up outta CT. #WNBA

The 12 All-Star reserve players are supposed to be announced today. What are we waiting for because I need this info?! 😂 #WNBA

I was already in a funk but I said “let’s take it to Hell” and started listening to Ethel Cain. 😂🙃

As a Mainer, something has always seemed off to me about Platner. I didn’t even rank him when voting for Senate. My vibe check was on point it seems.

Announcers need to learn the difference between players lol. This happens almost every single game….. #WNBA

I feel like the Sparks haven’t played in 9 years for some reason. 😂 #WNBA

The only positive about CT moving to Houston is that I will actually be able to watch the games on league pass. Living in Maine, they consider CT local and I expect me to have Boston-based sports channels 🙃 #WNBA

The Valks coaching is smart because they actually give their bench tick and develop them! I would love to see the Mystics give a little more time to Rori because I feel like she could facilitate a bit better than Amoore at times. #WNBA

The Mystics aren’t a team that usually takes a lot of 3s per game, yet they are taking way more than usual in this first quarter. I get they are playing GSV who literally takes 3s more than anyone, but don’t change your game to fit their game. #WNBA

Let’s see what this Mystics team can do against GSV without Soni! #WNBA

Ta’Niya Latson getting waived is a bummer. I was cautious when she got drafted to the Sparks but a lot of people said to “trust the process.” I was right and should have believed my gut that her going to the Sparks wasn’t the best. 😭 #WNBA