In a stunning show of empathy, Trump stood up and blankly looked away as a man passes out in the Oval Office. If only the Sandwich Guy had been there to toss the poor guy a footlong loaded with mustard and onions. crooksandliars.com/2025/11/vira...

Free at Last. Free at Last. Thank God Almighty, the Sandwich Guy is Free at Last.

Now this is funny! www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Hmm. . . So the Chief Felon In Charge, Trump, is cutting the SNAP benefits in half. Why? Many people say that he wants to use the other half on a project with the recently pardoned cyber-billionaire. So many opportunities to grift and stick to American Citizens. #HaveGriftWillTravel

🚨Pity party alert: 🚨 Nancy Mace threw a white-entitlement tantrum at TSA, then declared war on unpaid agents like they’re her personal bellhops. Turns out, airport security doesn’t recognize “Karen Privilege” as a valid ID. www.rawstory.com/nancy-mace-2...

This should scare the crap out of any American with critical thinking skills (MAGA excluded). apple.news/A84Fud4rgSbC...

Speaking for the 1,200 patriots who packed that sprawling quarter-corner of Trinity, FL during Saturday’s “No Kings” protest: Where’s our money? 💸 Do we submit a W-9, or is this a Venmo situation? www.politicususa.com/p/trump-melt...

Here's a snippet of the No Kings Protest in Trinity, Florida.

Today in Trinity, Florida (a Tampa suburb), the No Kings Protest was a full-throated condemnation of Trump, MAGA, Racism, Sexism, Fascism, and anti-LBGTQ+ behavior. On the 1/4 of the corner where we stood, we had over 1,200 folks. www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Trump "Loses" Nobel Peace Prize: “We only give the award to people of courage and integrity.”

Anybody else share this sentiment? www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Tragic! Alex Jones face-plants at SCOTUS, and Felonious Trump was too busy polishing his Gaza PR and crypto cosplay to keep his thumb on the injustice scale. Guess all that presidential butt-kissing just left a permanent musk on Jones’s beard—for nothing. 😭

BREAKING: After losing the Nobel Peace Prize, Felonious Trump reportedly wailed, slammed his gold toilet, and muttered, ‘They gave it to a nasty woman!’ The toilet remains the only thing he’s ever built that could handle that much crap.

True? Secretary Brain-Worm now says autism is caused by cooties. Next, a mandatory “boy-girl quarantine” at recess to stop the spread. Between circumcision panic & playground pseudoscience, RFK Jr. is turning HHS into Health & Hopeless Speculation. #SecretaryDumbAss www.mediaite.com/media/news/r...

Breaking: Secretary Brain-Worm now says autism is caused by… cooties. Next up, mandatory “boy-girl quarantine” at recess to stop the spread. Between circumcision panic and playground pseudoscience, RFK Jr. is turning HHS into Health & Hopeless Speculation. #SecretaryDumbAss

Men everywhere are apparently doing a “pants check” to see if they qualify for autism — because they’re too dumb to know if they’re circumcised. Some are even asking their partners for a “hand check,” though hopefully not if she’s taken Tylenol recently. www.rawstory.com/robert-f-ken...

I’m shocked! AOC says Stephen ‘Fascist’ Miller is 4'10". Honestly, I didn’t think he was that tall—he’s always struck me as a much smaller man in every way. Rumor has it that he uses mayo as lube on his wee beanie-weenie. True? Who the hell wants to find out? crooksandliars.com/2025/10/aoc-...

Ah, the Qatar quid pro jet. They gift Felonious Trump a shiny plane; he gifts them U.S. security guarantees. Masterclass in WIIFM—What’s In It For Me—starring Fat Donny as the frequent flyer of foreign favors. www.mediaite.com/media/news/a...

Felonious Trump bragged he’s got a “bigger heart.” Adorable. Stormy’s notes suggest Fat Donny runs small in all departments—especially the one he keeps thumping. #WeeMan www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...

Most folks miss it: Felonious Trump’s presidency cosplays 1930s Nazi Germany. Case in point—ICE roughs up a 70-year-old vet, then charges him like he started it. State violence first, arrest the victim second. The playbook writes itself. www.rawstory.com/ice-protests/

Is it true that the Generals upon being called fat asked Horrible Hegseth if this isn't a clear case of the pot & kettle given the sheer enormity of the girth of Felonious Trump? The Pentagon will classify the bathroom scale to avoid a national security incident. www.rawstory.com/trump-milita...

📣 ATTENTION World! 📣 Please add these six recent Felonious Trump quotes to the list of things that should get him the 25th Amendment. At this point, he is practically begging the Country to come to its senses and send him to a golf course... in Russia. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/the...

Trump and Hegseth dragged every General and Admiral into a captive-audience pep rally, and the big reveal was… his autograph kink. “Actually, I love my signature. Everyone loves my signature.” Was this the same signature on Epstein’s birthday card? Did Epstein love it? Just wondering. . .

Only the diehard MAGA-Nuts denied that the Felonious Potus was racist. After his racist unTruth posting of the Democratic Congressional Leaders, the entire world came closer to being convinced he is the CRIC - Chief Racebaiter In Charge. www.rawstory.com/trump-267411...

$3 says the Felonious Trump & MAGA will claim that the latest shooter either had a brain worm or he was secretly planning on transitioning. Instead they will send a thought and maybe a prayer to the victims. . .

Setting up the perfect opportunity for folks to live out their Breaking Bad fantasies without risk of consequences for their actions? Federal Drug Prosecutions Drop to Lowest Level in Decades Under Trump newrepublic.com/post/201050/... via @newrepublic.com

The perfect picture of RFK, Jr.

Anyone else notice Felonious Trump teeing up an ‘entrapment or self-defense’ excuse for the left? Could he possibly be that clueless? Of course, he could—look at who we’re talking about. www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...

Hold up! Trump’s out here demanding the UN launch a full-scale investigation into an escalator, but when it comes to the Epstein Files, his DOJ suddenly forgets how to spell “inquiry.” Maybe he thinks mechanical failures are more threatening than actual felonies. www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Quick poll: Did Felonious Trump pull a premature TACO and bail on the Dems, or does he just need “man-agra” to keep his focus from going limp when real work starts? Maybe next time he’ll last long enough to finish a meeting—without calling for a nap.

If Disney World really wants to scare the kids straight, maybe they should park that Trump-Epstein statue right at the entrance—nothing says “abandon hope, all ye who enter here” like two felons mid-frolic. Or better yet, let Jimmy Kimmel use it as a set piece?

Hmmm? So Felonious Trump actually spoke favorably of Ukraine this week? He spoke out against Putin? What? Have the Golden Shower statute of limitations elapsed? The way Trump changes his positions, maybe we should call him Weather Vane? Not The Windmill though - because of the dead birds. . .

This is the last thing you need when your cranky cankles flare up. . .

Today, we said goodbye to our best friend, AJ, who filled our lives with 12 years of love & mischief. His presence lingers—dog toys in corners, treats hidden where only he could find them, & his hair on every surface. We can clear away his things, but AJ’s spirit will always remain in our hearts.

That would give JD a chance to shoot himself in the foot. And, prove that every Republican is just like all the others...

Trump’s UN Speech was peak unhinged—if the man had a “hinged” side, it’s locked in a vault next to his tax returns. Normally, I’d say invoke the 25th Amendment and call it a day, but then we’d be stuck with JD, the couch enthusiast, warming up in the bullpen. www.rawstory.com/trump-un-267...

Darn it - if Nancy Grace doesn't always find a cross to climb so she can get noticed. This time she manufactured a lie out of the corner of her pinhead about Ihan Omar's comments about Kirk. We hate the way he died, but his death does not redeem the things he said. www.mediaite.com/online/nancy...

So this is how “Keyston Kash” dodged Massie’s Epstein question. Asked to name the beneficiaries of trafficking, Patel solemnly replied: “We don’t release victims’ names.” Cute trick—pretend the predators are the victims and call it DOJ policy. MAGA spin at its finest.

Charlie Kirk Truth Telling "How you die does not redeem how you lived. . ." youtube.com/shorts/p3ADt...

Trump's Hellish Landscape?

Megyn Kelly’s latest blunder makes her “Santa is white” fiasco look like Pulitzer material. Some folks call her stupid, others say she’s dumb—at this point, she’ might have secured the lead for the role of 2025 Wrongest Woman Alive. www.thedailybeast.com/megyn-kelly-...

Snowflake of the Year, Nancy Mace says she feels unsafe—maybe she finally understands how her rhetoric makes others feel. But don’t worry, she’ll be carrying… her victim complex everywhere she goes. Rest assured she will find somebody to blame. . . www.politicususa.com/p/nancy-mace...

Anybody else doubt Chuck Schumer will actually stand up to Trump and his MAGA cronies this time? Last time “courage” called, Chuck was hiding in his office, scribbling strongly worded napkin notes to the Felon—like Hallmark cards for authoritarian racist fascists.

Breaking: Proud Boy Trump unveils his latest “immigration plan.” Forget diversity—he wants to MAWA (Make America White Again) by begging white South Africans to come over. Jim Crow would be proud. www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Taking a page out of Lauren Bobert's book, this MAGA-ite, will go down with the ship. I don't know if that means she will go down on all passengers and crew - but if she has the stamina. . . www.rawstory.com/hyundai-2673...

Looks like Mike Johnson’s been taking notes from Epstein and Trump: when the powerful white guy approaches, you “yield.” Now the Speaker’s serving up pro tips for racist rapists everywhere. Bless his hypocritical little heart. www.rawstory.com/mike-johnson...

Trump (aka The Felon) suddenly “cares” about Ukrainians—but only because of a perfect MAGA trifecta in N.C.: -The woman looked like Ivanka in her younger days, - She happened to be Ukrainian, - And the perp was a Black man with tattoos. MAGA logic: empathy only comes in racist wrapping paper.

Rembrandt - Trump is not.

That damned logic tripped the Felon again. First, Trump screams the Epstein Files are a “Dem hoax.” But in the same breath, his MAGA mouthpieces brag he was an FBI informant. So which is it, Don? Hoax or snitch? Either way, you’re knee-deep in slime. www.rawstory.com/massie-johns...

So Tucker Carlson suddenly wants the “ins and outs” of gay sex explained. His PornHub outage got him curious? Sounds less like journalism, more like… field research. #GayMenJustTurtled www.mediaite.com/online/tucke...