I never know what to do with my hands

Happy anniversary husband 💕

Did someone walk in on me while I was taking this picture? Yes. Yes they did 😞

on it goes 🤸

Starting over after spectacularly falling off the wagon over the weekend

Here’s the thing about me: I’m a sure thing

I’m the problem it’s me (or have we moved on from that?)

Morning boys

Well, I did it. (Look closely for those that have been following along)

She cooked up a storm for dinner last night: Butter chicken, lamb Rogan Josh, Aloo Gobhi, Palak Paneer, Dal Tadka, Thoran-style cabbage, carrot and coconut salad, cucumber salad with yoghurt dressing, Basmati rice 👩‍🍳 🇮🇳 😋

It’s Friday ladies; we made it

Triggering people all over the internet today. Good times. Anyway, should I get my other ear pierced? I quite like it

Shine bright like a diamond

She did alright today

When Qantas has its shit together it really works. Arrived at the airport 6:13am, seamless security check, delightful lounge, on time departure, smooth flight, at the office by 9am. Let’s go Monday.

I had a good weekend

Took myself out for lunch. Started with a zucchini flower with a crab mousse and red capsicum puree, then had spaghetti agli scampi, and finished with tiramisu. And to drink a Campari spritz, then a glass of cataratto followed by a frappto nero d’avola blend, and finally a fernet branca and espresso

📍Sydney

I ended up dancing last night 🕺 be gay it’s fun

Taking myself up to the big smoke for the weekend. Let’s sweat.

I love kissing men 🎣

I’ve shown my actual c*ck on this website so I don’t know why posting this makes me nervous but anyway, things be happening

I had a nice time

祝我老好朋友们新年快乐！万事如意！

People who get incensed at being filmed at a public protest — don’t you support what you’re saying? What do you want to say that you don’t think you can say on camera?

Bedtime 😏

Felt cute 🖤 husband liked it

I haven’t papped a pic yet but my outfit for my date tonight slaps

I’m hungry, tired, and weak but there’s $30 off a bottle of Moët rosé at Liquorland so that’s something

It’s beginning to get lighter later

Progress is tucking your shirt in

This is also my sex face which is why I’m not fond of mirrors in bedrooms

This was approximately 17 seconds after we walked through the front door. Big day for Bertie.

Sunday

Didn’t even do bewbs today

If you thought that all Reformed Baptist preachers are bat shit insane just remember that Charles Spurgeon once said “by perseverance the snail reached the ark” and that’s something worth thinking about

There is not one single name that could be released that would surprise me. Disappoint maybe, but not surprise. Bill Gates is neither surprising nor disappointing and entirely predictable

This could have been boring but it was utterly mesmerising from start to finish. I want to see it again. ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Sunday? 🙂‍↔️ Funday Distance 12.14km | Time 1:08:36 | Avg. Pace 5'39"/km

I would like new shoulders

I’ve seen Beetlejuice a dozen times; Home Alone once a year; the first time I watched Best in Show I watched it again immediately afterwards; and then of course there’s Schitts Creek among the myriad other brilliant things she’s done. Plus she was always so generous in interviews. One of the best.

Catherine O’Hara gave us all so much. Her comedy inspired me. Her characters served as proxy mothers for many of us. All of our lives, and our culture more broadly, are better because of her life and work.

I’m going to try an outfit at lunch tomorrow which in my head works…

Day four of /x

A mother’s work is never done 🧼

Working on a tan line ☀️

She loves a gentle 10km jog

I think I need a sweet treat for being a good boy

I’m having a lovely day, thank you for asking

I genuinely couldn’t care less about second generation nepo Beckhams