I came to the supermarket for three things. Stopped to have a beer at the pub and now I can only remember two of the things I needed.

We’ve had a rough 24 hours him and me but now we chill

Two PReP pills + coffee + pre-workout + leg day = 🤢 Anyway I’m ready for company

She loves an upper day. Now I’m going to eat sausages.

Why is every building air conditioning temperature set to ‘Arctic’ 🥶

Some thoughts on my morning walk this morning: it’s easy to complain but harder to see what’s good around you - but there is; why do the insanely hot tradies who seem to be everywhere never come to my house when I have work done; and I’m ready for a new tattoo and have my idea for where and what 🪴

So all the hot boys go for runs around the lake at about 5pm I have discovered. Like Columbus before me I have discovered new world of surprises and delights.

You must go and see Hamnet. Excellent performances by all the cast, especially Noah Jupe. Chloé Zhao is an incredible film maker. Tears streaming down my face. Beautiful film.

It worked btw 😏

Like an angler fish

2016 - 2026 okay werk

It does get repetitive I know

Going through the motions

My baby was attacked by a Franken-poodle this morning. Both dogs on leads but the other people said “gently” when they brought their dog over to mine to say hello so they knew it was a cunt. He’s going to be okay I think. He ate his food and his medicine and he hates his bucket collar. Poor darling.

I did my silly little run but I need to prioritise stretching this year because I can barely bend over and that can’t be good for a variety of reasons

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Genuinely hated every minute of that. Why does one have to do these things?

A naughty sweet treat to round off the last day of the holidays

🏋️‍♀️ 🤝 🍔

Washed and ready to receive guests

The 2026 Great Gain Campaign begins with a little push day

Running into 2026 | come with me Distance 5.48km Time 27:12 Pace 4'58" min/km

Finishing 2025 under 100kg and excited about the year to come 💪 🤸‍♀️

Last leg day of 2025

Only 364 days until Christmas

Merry Christmas to all my internet boyfriends 🎄

My dog lost one of his deciduous teeth yesterday. He’s growing up too fast 😭

There were some very handsome boys running around the oval this morning

The man at the table next to me at dinner last night asked his friends when their best year was. He said it was when he was 41 because he had sex with his wife and “five whores” a total of 42 times. Reader, I gasped.

I want to look like I do Hyrox without having to actually do Hyrox

Easy Sunday 6km country run 🏃

I should have this jacket made

Ready to hit the open road

A boy came over and we exchanged gifts and ladies — the holiday season has well and truly begun. Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

In, out, shake it all about

All I’m saying is that I could probably support your weight if you wanted to climb on

Remember to floss

Feeling my age this morning 🪫

2026 is going to be the year of running

It was a good workout

So it turns out not much sleep + a double shot flat white + a decent scoop of pre-trainer = jitters I haven’t had for a while 🫨

At what age do puppies start sleeping through the night? 💤

Did legs today if you can believe it

G’day my gays and theys ☀️

She’s an art installation. On the wall at Canberra Museum and Gallery until 5 April 2026 as part of A Loving City: Queerberra Revisited 📸 Jane Duong

Did legs today on accident please clap

You wouldn’t know it but I did lose -0.4kg this week

Thank Gaga for Saturdays

Wildlife Photographer of the Year 2025

Couldn’t face the gym so went for a run and have given myself two ginormous blisters on each foot. Cursed.