My arch nemesis is at the gym. He doesn’t know he’s my arch nemesis. But I hate him.

I’m going to be late for work

Made some shorts for summer

Just trying to end the day on a positive note (notwithstanding tonight’s Mozart performance which I am really not in the mood for)

Just proving I do other things than get my tits out. Mozart Requiem with the Canberra Symphony Orchestra Chorus conducted by Erin Helyard at Llewellyn Hall, 23 & 24 September

Lock and load

Well I joined a union for the first time in my life and my initial thought is fucking hell membership is expensive! They kept that quiet until the last minute didn’t they.

Upper body plus SkiErg intervals and 15 minutes on the stairmaster. Hot girl summer here we come.

Thank you everyone for making a girl feel special. Here’s to the next year.

46 🥲 🎂 🥂

New York bloomfs help my man Lewis out

“It’s not the destination it’s the journey” oh wah wah wah that’s such bollocks can we just get there already?

Just quietly #fcf

I wanted to throw up the whole way through that

I’ve got my Adelaide weekend outfits ready: two gym fits and a running look; Saturday beach lunch, city dinner; Sunday country lunch, chill dinner; Monday all day single fuck you Qantas for making fly back via Melbourne or pay $94,000 for a one hour direct flight. They’re all cute ☺️

I’m feeling … ready ☕️

Someone was wearing the same shorts as me. Time to change gyms.

My boss and the higher up powers that be have given me permission to bring my dog into work once he’s vaccinated and fully house trained 🐾 Guess who had a great day at work?

Bringing it back to a more wholesome tone. For now. Anyone want to work out with me?

Sleepy 😴

This scale hates to see me coming

I’m never listening to gay whatever this place is called again. Good God in heaven. Longest two hours of my life.

Chat, real talk. I’m tired. I see your pics and you’re all just popping in all the right places and I don’t know how you do it. I’m trying but it’s hard and I feel like the only thing holding me back is too much alcohol and not enough sleep. But I’m not sure how to stop. Anyway. Fuck, it’s a Sunday.

Spring loading

Spent the afternoon lying down (and genuinely nearly fell asleep)

I went straight to choir rehearsal. Luckily it’s a requiem because bitch I’m dead 💀

It’s the weekend

⭐️ ⭐️ I loved it

I’m the only one in my office today as everyone is either on a work trip or WFH and it’s marvellous I’m getting so much done. Except right now, obviously.

That’s two nights in a row I’ve had people cancel on me last minute. Time to take matters into my own lubed hands.

I left my phone in an Uber tonight and the best way they can contact me is by calling my phone which, well, you see the dilemma. Also I know where my phone is because 'Find my Phone' is extraordinary but I can't go get it because I've had too much to drink and can't drive (legally). So here we are.

Morning stretches 🧘

Thought about cheating on my hairdresser who I’ve been going to for 16 years because I’m desperate for a tidy up and he’s fully booked for another week but then I came to my senses.

Vintage

I’m definitely going to want to breed a boy this week

Just about alive again

I’m fairly sure my friends expected me to use their mirror

Fuelled by blue skies, warm days, and too many vodka martinis

Look I can’t go into detail but you remember when Jinkx talked about becoming her mother? All I’m saying is it was a good night.

🥚 🤝 💪

Thanks for all the love today, ladies 💋 you guys are swell

Lying here thinking about stuff

Is anyone else fed up?

Happiness is a four hour Sunday lunch with utterly fabulous gay people

Nice little 10km to start the day

Be a good boy and help your dad out

We now return to our regularly scheduled broadcast

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Wobbly AF after leg day. Don’t make me run.

And also, sweetie, did you know I’ve got a very heavy aura? Did you know that? That’s why animals love me, darling.