I don’t condone violence but I am partial to a little light choking

This was bad btw and I am genuinely loving the hate I’m getting over on Instagram. Michelle Yeoh is supposed to have an Academy Award ffs #1

Not as hungover as I thought I’d be which is a win

Was sexting with bloomf while I worked out and now I need to take matters into my own hands

I do love a twilight run Distance 10.47km Pace 05:31 min/km Time: 57:46 Also I’m going on a boat party with some Sydney gays. She has a lot of work to do.

Therapy

Sleep demons really fucking with my mental health rn

Ordered a car harness for Bertie from the US but they sent the wrong size and their website says no international returns. But I ordered the wrong size in the first place (ordered L was sent S but need M) so wrote and said hey can we meet in the middle and they said yes. Happy Thanksgiving.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits” The three spirits:

Another successful day at the office

The problem with using the stair master thing is that you don’t see the 6'3" man come in who you would absolutely let fold you in half and spit on your face

Woke up feeling a certain kind of way. Nothing new.

Snuck out for a sneaky leg workout during work hours

Did a new thing

People who send you a Teams message and then call you / come to talk to you about it within 30 seconds of sending the message need to trip over something. Preferably a ledge.

We are so back ladies

Physio said I could start gently back at the gym 😌

The healing snores of a sleepy puppy

You can’t make this shit up. Utterly fed up. Something about an AC ligament. Anyway I’m in pain but I will be fine. What a week to decide to not drink.

Everything hurts and I’m tired

Chonk

Getting a 7 week head start on my 2026 New Year’s Resolution. That or starting my 2025 New Year’s Resolution 44 weeks late. Either way 🎶 should old acquaintance be forgot etc 🎵

Did my back in doing a 60kg squat. Love that for me.

Back on my bullshit

Weighed myself today. Lol.

How am I supposed to get ready?

I’m still alive 🫶

Yes I live with a man. Yes I’m a middle aged fag. But I know who I am.

The hot gays from round the corner with the pool saw me at the shop buying a bottle of cheap savvy b and a fried Japanese chicken Kettle crisp while they bought a My Muscle Chef ready meal

I forgot to exit the app

Gays on planes are so predictable

Wet 💦

Nice little Sunday treadmill 5km before lunch

Nice day for it

Annelle, I’m dripping

Diary of an insomniac puppy dad

Dr Pepper is delicious

Yes but is it art, Eddie

3:30am | Once again unable to sleep.

I’m a fast learner

She’s back (and apparently some things have changed). Hello boys 👋

I went for a run. Please clap.

Hungry

Get a dog they said, it’ll be fun. It is fun.

I hate how resilient bugs are

Mood

Easing back into things Distance 5.42km Time 27:53 Pace 05:10 min/km

Stitches come out in two days 🏥

A splendid morning ☕️ 😊

Thank God for a public holiday