Using filters like it’s 2016

Hair of the dog

I’m too old to be out until 6:30am

Jumped on the first bus I saw at the airport that had the name of the company on the side. Did’t think anything of it. Anyway now the bus is driving around a car park and not going into the city and I will get off where I got on in 10 minutes. It’s mildly annoying but also quite funny.

Well, I got it

I have bought an outfit comprising an oversized barrel pant and contemporary Moroccan felt jacket which in my head looked great, but putting the pieces together might make me look like a lesbian which isn’t bad in and of itself, but it‘s not the vibe I was going for. Fashion is hard.

Good morning to all my fellow insomniacs ☀️

If driving 10km/ph over the speed limit is illegal then driving 30km/ph UNDER the speed limit should be punishable by summary execution. Thank you for coming to my TEDx Talk.

It is a safety requirement that you hold onto the handles while on this ride

She loves a long weekend ☀️ 🏃‍♂️

Work in progress . . .

I need a haircut

I want to be small but I also want to be big. The duality of man.

Background music at an unstaffed gym shouldn’t be so loud that you can’t hear your own music

21.1km 1:46:18 I need a rub down

Ran a half marathon PB this morning 🥇

Had a shit workout but I’m still an attention seeking whore so here we find ourselves

Last run before Sunday’s half marathon

✋🏻🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏻 Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼

Anyway

Made enemies with some neighbours tonight which is annoying. They made their off lead dogs my problem so I snapped at them because why is my dog - who was on a lead - the issue here? I just fucking hate everyone.

Bathroom mirror selfie in someone else’s house? Likelier than letting yourself out of a cave tbh

Time for fish & chips. It’s what Jesus would have wanted.

Workout got me feeling a certain kind of way

Post work, late afternoon, early autumn runs are 👌

I’m so proud of my super smart husband who adds a Master of Arts in Creative and Cultural Futures to his already impressive list of academic qualifications

And people say she’s just a pair of tits

So I ran 19km in a jockstrap just to feel something

In the gay universe doing exercise is the same as getting a haircut. If you don’t post about it it didn’t happen. Time 1:45:55 | Distance 19.03km | Avg. Pace 5'34"/km

Dusty

Leaning in to Monday

Being a slut on main again. Classic.

Only mildly hungover so that’s a boon

The mirror doesn’t tell me what to do

I never know what to do with my hands

Happy anniversary husband 💕

Did someone walk in on me while I was taking this picture? Yes. Yes they did 😞

on it goes 🤸

Starting over after spectacularly falling off the wagon over the weekend

Here’s the thing about me: I’m a sure thing

I’m the problem it’s me (or have we moved on from that?)

Morning boys

Well, I did it. (Look closely for those that have been following along)

She cooked up a storm for dinner last night: Butter chicken, lamb Rogan Josh, Aloo Gobhi, Palak Paneer, Dal Tadka, Thoran-style cabbage, carrot and coconut salad, cucumber salad with yoghurt dressing, Basmati rice 👩‍🍳 🇮🇳 😋

It’s Friday ladies; we made it

Triggering people all over the internet today. Good times. Anyway, should I get my other ear pierced? I quite like it

Shine bright like a diamond

She did alright today

When Qantas has its shit together it really works. Arrived at the airport 6:13am, seamless security check, delightful lounge, on time departure, smooth flight, at the office by 9am. Let’s go Monday.

I had a good weekend