I feel more comfortable flirting with people who dont want me or aren't interested in me because rejection is safer than someone showing interest in me. Platonicallyflirting as a joke for fun is safe and good for me because im terrified of actually being liked.

"You better not a fxin slutty cow when I get home!" Me: Moouh 🥺🥺🥺🥵

The billionaires yearn for the guillotine

You ever see your friends hanging out and try to join them, but nothing you say or do gets responded to, and you realize that oh, they actually dont want me here right now. I am not welcome.

I'm LITERALLY 32 LMAO poomang.com/en/t/brain_t...

The human half of centaurs are like that deep sea fish. We are their prey. The human torso are lures. There is no humanoid intelligence in those eyes- just a beast hunting for flesh. Human flesh.

Im about to take the fattest shit, and bestie? The whole world is my toilet

Gonna add to the boost because I have friends this could help immensely

I put the 'rail' in 'I derail every conversation I'm in' 🥵🥵🥵

Discord convo with my friend I like hot dogs

Skrrt skrrt but it's the sound of me dragging my bare ass across the carpet at 3am

*turns you into a fortune cookie and eats you* Bro... you are my fortune bro...

When I get home, im going to shit my whole ass

*STEPS FULL FORCE RIGHT ON YOUR FUCKING LIVER AND TITTY WHILE YOU TRY TO SLEEP* UWU you forgot to feed me teehee!

Life is a sandbox And to a cat like me? All sand is a litterbox >:}

BRB beating my meat with a toaster

"You better not be a fucking slutty cat when I get home" Me: Meaur~ 🥺🥵💅

ALL my friends are hot. Im not friends with myself 👀

Damn girl do you fart with that butt????

Can we harness the audacity of men for clean energy?

I fucking hate this app. Everything i posted said it didn't exist then BAM it all goes through

Test

WAIT MY POSTS ARENT POSTING???

I wish tiddies were real

Stop worrying if a video game character is hot or fuckable and start understanding they would never fuck YOU

@amaanemoiavt.bsky.social THIS SIMP IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND DESERVEW MORE FOLLOWERS. HES A WEIRDO BUT THE GOOD KIND. BE HIS FRIEND

I want the schrodingerscatgirl handle soooooo freaking bad. The girl who has it hasn't posted in years 😭😭😭

What if the star fox game, at the end, showcases a star fox movie????

Finally watched the Mario galaxy movie, its fucking amazing

I wanna make a gay ibs song but all I got is Dropping fat logs after wrangling fat hogs, I make them explode like my butthole does when I have to go That's all I got

I will literally kill for crab rangoon

POV I live with you and I am your pet cat. Thats it. Thats the whole thing

Pussy so dusty I cough twice to clear it out

He didn't like pina coladas ...And im fucking coconuts

Ground control to Major Tom You really fucked it up again

I think Trashi got hacked

I be straight up pissin it, and by *it* hehe, let's just say it's my butthole

Mell likes feet pass it on

Call me a braggot cuz I'm proud of being gay

If anyone ever blocks me for their own peace of mind, you are so valid for that. You don't even owe me a goodbye please love your life. Things are too rough to be worrying about how I'll react, or anyone for that matter.

My pronouns are let me see they/them titties

YOOOOOOOOOOOO that was my shit as a kid

I believe in big booty bitches

when ya go poo but its not the poo ya gotta poo so you have to wait around to poo again

I got that dog in me Shes a tgirl

O this feeling! A deep seething as I fear the mindless bleating of the souls of those I did once adore. No more! Nevermore! My despair that you ignore! The blood price paid spilled e'er the floor!

It's a feeling, ever fleeting, never meeting always seeking while I cry out on the floor. More! I need more! Cries the masses to their Lord! It's all work and no reward! I need more!

O Gepetto! Tangle your tender hands in mine strings. A child, i desired more than you could provide, but now that I am real, with adult eyes I find the world wanting. O Gepetto! Mold me to your bosom, let this broken flesh may be your bespoke masterpiece! Make me anew, skin to wood, as I once was.

I spent my childhood wanting freedom to control my own destiny. And now, as an adult, I crave to be a puppet once again. To be wooden flesh, removed from the pains of my toils. O I yearn for the strings to bind me! Wretched fate, to struggle so fruitlessly. A vessel, to sail under a hand not my own

IT'S HIM!!!! THE BOY!!!! MY LITTLE BABY MANS HIMBSELF