Maybe if I pretend to be normal I can get housework done

When trying to seduce people, catgirls stalk them like a house cat about to pounce. When we wiggle our butts, you know we are about to rizz you up.

Laaaaast Christmas, I sold you some shit, the very next day I stole it away Thiiiis year, there's no reason to cheer, I robbed yo ass agaaaain

Me after yapping a bunch and seeing no notifications after awhile: "Its okay they're just busy 🥹🥹🥹 im fine"

If you see this, post something PINK 🧡🧡🧡 5 second vague concept sketch EDIT: Forgot the line lol EDIT 2: I fucking forgot the image the second time

Fucking Pringle bastards

When sucking on some tiddy, you have to kneed the belly! Thats the catgirl way! We make biscuits to earn that milk!

I dont know why but this line feels so powerful

Im the kind of broken that, no matter how much you reassure me, a few minutes later I will remember you secretly hate me

Im a disaster gay

I gotta slow down and let other people post BUT I WANT ATTENTION SO I GOTTA POST SO PEOPLE LOVE ME

I just REALLY like flirting

If you keep looking at me like that, I'm going to wash your tonsils with my tongue

I'm cornmaxxing and syrup-pilled with high fructose corn syrup

"If I was pretty, people would love me" It's not the kind of love you want. "I know that, but its more than I have now" When you're drowning in the ocean, you don't care what boat saves you. You don't care if it's someone evil who wants to use you. You care that you're no longer drowning. 1

Sorry, I can't see you over my big fat mommy milkers. You're too short and scrawny and im way too tall to see you past my massive badonkaroos.

All my friends are hot and I'm this gremlin hobgoblin like thing lmao

TITTIES SO FAT THAT MY TITTIES GOT TITTIES TITTIES LOOKING SO GOOD I BRING EM TO THE CITIES I DO MY TITTY DANCE, I BRING IN BENJIS NOT FIFTIES

I am a terrible artist, but I have no art of my character, so here's a vague idea of my thighs 👀👀👀

Im going to jort my shits

I missed my roommate so freaking much recently. They were out of town for a week and I had no one to be stupid with. Now they're back and im all hyper and got the zoomies. I freaking love them so much.

How many Mells is too many Mells? Trick question! There are never too many Mells!

I like to make myself belieeeeve That I'm worth... ✨️ something ✨️

All Dragons are Beautiful

If you believe that asexual or aromantic people dont belong in the queer communities, please let me know so I can have the satisfaction of removing you from my life

God I wish

pls support my irl friend

IDGAF I'll eat out if they got a bush. Give me carpet burn on my face, I like the pain

If I can't bite you, are we even friends???????

I'm more red 40 than person

*bites u* NOM

Whenever I see really wholesome affirmative videos online I get sad because they'll never be about me specifically lol. They dont usually cheer me up

"Oh no, why cant I poop????!!!??!" I say, conveniently forgetting the FOUR FREAKING PONUNDS OF CHEESE I consumed yesterday

*discord notifications go off constantly when gaming* Not now discord, kitten is fucking losing it

I woke up at 8am today, did stuff, then took a nap until like 1pm and it feels like I had an entire extra day off. Scary

Repost a Whooper today, to Send Good Vibes to All your LGBTQIA Plus Homies and a bit as well for the other Homies

Hello Everyone! I am conducting a very small psychology experiment, its just a google form I would like you to fill out and it only has two questions! If you would take the time to answer it would be appreciated. Link below! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

I prefer a partner with a higher body count. I need to know that they can protect us and do what needs to be done. Having killed more people means they are able to bring more food to the table too

Women with onions are hot af

Twinko is cool af, give her some love pls

Yeah, I do be prophen or whatever, I gots a headache

Never met a bad bitch without tummy problems

Assigned Freak At Birth

I hope everyone has a good week. Be careful out there! 🫂

I wish dogs were real

Name your video game characters Discord Kitten for fun dialogue options

I got a certain Mew Mew energy I bring to the table

Gonna stop pretending to be something im not. I lied to yall. Im not 5'11, im 6'3 😭😭😭 I like to pretend to be shorter because it confuses straight men

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