Today is Wednesday. Do we still have a democracy? Asking for a friend.

Ultimately, trump plans to replace the entire White House with a replica of Mar-a-Lago because he intends to stay "King" for the rest of his life.

It is time to stop referring to it as the "trump administration". It is the trump regime and nothing more.

donald trump will not give Tomahawk missiles to Ukraine because Putin told him not to. Besides, trump figures that talking about doing something is just as good as actually doing something.

Interesting that trump is being so generous with Argentina, the land that the Nazis fled to at the end of WWII. Coincidence? Perhaps.

Know what the all airports should be showing? The cold open from last Saturday's Saturday Night Live.

donald trump will go down in history as one of our more notorious serial killers (e.g. the boat murders he ordered in International waters).

trump again dishonors the Medal of Freedom - this time by giving it to Charlie Quirk.

Still not going away...

Now would be a good time for the blue states to send their National Guards to Texas to get control of the massive insurrection that is destroying Austin in a huge conflagration. (Just kidding - I'm not psychotic like trump and his people.)

Why is the trump administration so intent on attacking "Antifa"? I think it is because they are fascist, they know they are fascist, and, in their minds, they want to eliminate what they believe will interfere with their efforts to consolidate power. Fascists are like that, you know.

If I'm ever given change that includes a coin with donald trump's image on it, that coin is going immediately in the trash.

This is because this is a lawless administration.

Putin and Xi Jinping are watching all of the moronic things the trump administration is doing. They are both smiling.

When is our fat President going to get fit?

I had a dream that donald trump died and when he went to ascend into Heaven, God flipped the escalator switch to "OFF". It was a pleasant dream.

Have I mentioned that I think donald trump is psychotic?

Feel free to contact the White House and respectfully request that they RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

I was down with a head cold. Did I miss the rapture? Damn!

Which time zone does the rapture go by? I'm hoping I can still get raptured away from my head cold, and it may not be too late if it falls within CST.

With all the exciting new distractions, don't forget about the Epstein files.

There is an expression I've heard that is appropriate for Donald j trump: fufuita I won't say what it means in polite company.

donald trump has bumped Benedict Arnold from the title of "Worst Traitor in American History".

Boycott ABC.

Ordering murders on the high seas is now coming very easy to trump. That's a nasty habit to get into.

Remember Mad Magazine's "What They Say and What It Really Means"? We need that for any time donald trump, or anyone in his administration, makes a statement of any kind.

It sounds like donald trump would prefer to be Tyler Robinson's judge, jury, and executioner.

How can we be sure that the BLS, under trump, hasn't fudged today's unemployment revision to suit donald trump's whims? Can we trust them?

donald "just shoot those peaceful protesters in the legs" trump

donald j. trump is about as appealing as someone else's snot.

trump changes Department of Defense to Department of War. It seems like trump is trying to remake the U.S. to be the Klingons of the universe.

trump says "we won world war one, we won world war two . . .". But, of course, we were part of a coalition with many other countries in world war two, and we were a somewhat minor player in world war one. Typical egotistical "ugly American" attitude on trump's part.

I'm old enough to remember when the U. S. government wasn't headed up by psychos.

Under donald trump, the United States has a sadistic federal government.

BREAKING: 5th circuit panel rejects Trump's invocation of the Alien Enemies Act to expel Venezuelan nationals, saying there has been no "invasion" or "predatory incursion." Majority Southwich (George W. Bush) Ramirez (Biden) Dissent Oldham (Trump) s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

The United States has a rogue president.

Democracy is evidenced by a free and fair election. The 2026 election may be free, but I have my doubts that it will be fair.

Whenever I hear that trump won "overwhelmingly", I remind myself that he "won the national popular vote with a plurality of 49.8%" (Wikipedia). Not exactly "overwhelming".

I have determined that we have sufficient cause to remove donald trump from office. Make it so.

How much of the Intel deal is secretly going into trump's bank account?

Can it get any more absurd than this?

Trying out the wording for my Labor Day protest sign: "If he walks like a dictator, And quacks like a dictator, Then trump must be a dictator. [insert pic of duck with trump's head] 86 donald trump"

Maxwell didn't "see" any wrongdoing just like a pimp doesn't see the john fuck the hooker. Beware of careful wording.

It must be horrible to be MAGA and be so insecure that you feel the need to control Cracker Barrel's logo because you believe the new logo is somehow "woke".

The only deep state is the trump deep state.

I've noticed that, generally speaking, if a truth is spoken then MAGA will always view it as "left leaning". For instance, the Smithsonian displays factual history only to have the trump administration declare it to be left leaning and woke (whatever they think "woke" is). For MAGA, the truth hurts.

UPDATE: This exclusive story has been updated to include a response from the White House.

Think of LA and DC as trump's pilot projects to test how to put the Country under martial law.

We are possibly only a step or two away from trump deporting AMERICAN homeless citizens as a "final solution" to the homeless problem. Because, that's what fascist dictators do.

Has the phrase "trumpflation" been coined yet? Because, it's coming.