Oh bake me running, another article on this? AGAIN? Dance magazines on the CookieNet apparently love two things: trying to inflate Peppermint Marzipan Cookie's ego, and comparing me to her in a "dedicated training vs natural talent" kind of way that ALWAYS feels passive-aggressive... toward ME.

Full 100% achievements on Eversion. Game freaked me out a lot, but its still good for the price: 499 Coins isn't too bad. (got my BlueSlice account set up to auto-link to the CookieNet version of Steam, since we can't use the HumaNet version... normally~) store.steampowered.com/app/33680/ev...

Okay yeah, it crashed, but I got an achievement for it lol

Hmm... some Steam achievements are based on messing with files, but I don't want to break anything... I'll just change one letter of a file and see what happens.

Okay, so now everything is beige and nobody moves, I baking called it, lol. Don't even get a the end screen, its just stuck there XD

Pfaff, the start screen now has the creepy red eye from the ending lol

Okay, that was weird... buuut I think there's a secret ending. Imma try something. On Layer 4, its the only layer where none of the enemies move, so maybe if I finish world 7 on layer 4 something else will happen...?

WAIT WHAT.

Wait what

There it is, special ending!

I think I'm done??? Let's see what this ending is...

I'm good, just made it

GAH, RED HAND AT THE LAST MINUTE YOU

Found the N, whooooo!

Layer 1, whoooo! The peppy music and happy colors help make this easier to handle, lol

Layer 3 was SO much easier to find, lol, no obstacles even, just some donut balls for set pieces

GOT IT, AHAHAHAHAHA, LAYER 4 SWEET THAAAANG

Wow the timing to get the evert point is crazy; gotta open a path on crumbling blocks all the way through, double back to evert, and the rest of the blocks are stable to progress with everting... by the divine, this better be worth it, oof

Okay, the castle IS World 8, then. Neat!

Aaa blocked myself in... gonna try again

Up by another evert layer, okay...

Okay, blocked off from backtracking, but found a hidden eversion point, so I'll just keep going...

Oh, the black jam reconstituted into the enemy I killed, so it doesn't stay gone... helps for platforming, but no less terrifying...

Oh the ending isn't playing, so... Guess I gotta keep going...?

Oh, hidden dark castle, okay cool cool cool...

Oh-hoho, the blocks are glowing like embers, too... whaaaats going on

Oh cool, the explosions of jam are black instead of red, GREAT. FUN.

Oh, there is another every point now. Cool, I called it! ...oh. oh, boy... the foreboding music from the ending is playing now... kinda scared.

Aaaand... same ending. Hmm... maybe I should go back in to World 7, now that I have all the gems and see if that does anything...

Okay, got all 240 gems and ending the level, wheee

Aaaaah all this layer hopping is driving me nuts, but its a clever puzzle at least

Oh wow, its making me go back and forth to find the eversion points to go up to earlier layers, huh.

Oh ending! Saved a princess, cute--oh. Oh of COURSE SHES A MONSTER, AWESOME. At least I am encouraged to grab those gems now.

Aw, beans, couldn't even collect half of them... well, let's see what's next in world 8

Okay, found the O, neat. Just gotta navigate the rest of the level now.

Oh, this one has a counter at the start... maybe this is a hidden e error point that unlocks when you get all the gems? Meh I'll just trudge on through anyways.

Okay, NOW to World 7. Might just see what the ending is if I don't collect all the gems by missing an easy one on purpose.

THERE'S that dang I, oof.

Okay, now that I know its there, I can double back and-- oh. Right, spike bush comes back. Uuuuugh

Holy crap a hidden evert point near the end oh thank the Divine this will help. Should be able to find that letter this way, too.

Aaaa this last part is crazy I need pixel-perfect timing! I bet Shiningberry Cookie would handle this easily, uuugh...

Lousy fake out, razzlefrazzle...

BEHIND ME WHAT AAAAA

SCREW YOU GAME DONT TELL ME TO GIVE UP

WHY DID IT SAY MOTHER AAAA

Okay, that time it said READY! TO DIE

Aaaaaa this red hand is so annoying aaaa

Wait did the ready screen just say stop instead

Aaaa it auto-saved halfway through what the oven aaaa

The whole "exploding into jam" thing when I die is really throwing me off... enemies do the same thing and it blocks what I can see so then I fly into a---SON OF A W-- AAAA