You could swap Leto for Keanu Reeves and Ares still wouldn't be saved. It's just unfortunately a mediocre exposition-heavy plot; driven by too many MacGuffins and not much else. Support the franchise instead by buying the blu-ray of Tron Legacy if you haven't already. It still holds up. #blutoid

Maybe a lukewarm take now but tbh I always thought MS was a bad influence on the industry. Xbox pretty much pioneered overpriced dlc practices and charging for basic online play while coasting on Halo as its sole killer app. I never got the sense that they were in it for the love of games. #blutoid

Trying to play the Trails demo but having a hard time figuring out why these GOD DAMN GOPHERS are harder to kill than an ancient alien parasite that consumed the world over hundreds of millennia in Chrono Trigger. #blutoid

I'm still enamored by MiSide. It was just such a cool experience taking Half-Life's approach of storytelling while always keeping the player in control, and mixing it with a batsh*t anime plot, amazing atmosphere, and puzzle solving reminiscent of old school point and click adventures. #blutoid

The uwu magic summoning ritual is now complete. (and no I will not apologize for subjecting you to it) #blutoid www.youtube.com/shorts/_Epoh...

Support Kutsu's Switch 2 fund by buying my old games, if you feel like it. Giving y'all first dibs before they just go up on ebay. Got potentially more collections to offload as well but will start with this. All prices are in USD and include shipping at no added cost if you are in the US. #blutoid

My top 10 doesn't get shaken up too often, but the last upset was probably A Hat in Time usurping Mario 64 as my favorite 3D platformer. Funnily enough I had heard of this game for a while but ignored the hype until sometime around 2020-2021 when I finally played it. #blutoid

I tried CrossWorlds and while it's definitely fun, it's not $70 + an additional $20 for the DLC fun. And also let's be real folks, this is nowhere near as mechanically satisfying as Mario Kart; it controls quite a bit stiffer by comparison, but I do appreciate the competition nonetheless. #blutoid

No commentary, just jams. www.youtube.com/watch?v=r64-... #blutoid

I used to think I was the biggest Miku simp in the room because I could finally ace Secret Police on normal difficulty, only for Saba to quickly remind me that I am but a mere mortal attempting pathetically to grasp at powers far beyond my understanding. Jesus Christ woman. #blutoid

Revisiting Mario Kart Wii, this game is still a lot of fun and largely holds up, but my god are some of the mechanics absolute rage bait. What even are these jump physics? Peach Beach at 150cc was crafted by Satan himself. Rosalina remains Best Girl. #blutoid

Listen, I love 8bitdo but these over-designed controllers are getting ridiculous. Stop adding buttons and gizmos everywhere. All I need is an 8bitdo Pro 2 minus the back paddles and you already have the pinnacle of controller design. Thanks. #blutoid

Ya know I'm ok with mosquitoes just getting eliminated from the gene pool at this point. Don't care what ecological consequences follow from it. Sorry bats, find a different food source. #blutoid

I wonder if the future of all consoles will just be Switch clones in the long run. After all, as visual fidelity plateaus more and more, people will just value portability and convenience over bleeding edge graphics and 5% prettier lighting, resulting in the end of home consoles entirely. #blutoid

I made the mistake of pouring a whole bowl of Fruity Pebbles before realizing I was out of milk. Stubbornly I decided I would just eat it anyway because I did not want to pour it back in the box. Big mistake again. I now can't even look at the boxes of Fruity Pebbles at the grocery store. #blutoid

My appreciation of this show has eroded somewhat over the years but the soundtrack and mecha designs still slap pretty hard. Happy 30th Gundam Wing. youtu.be/ueB0oNajuEg #blutoid

Bro they are getting so mad (and desperate) lol. We must protect this man. youtu.be/fQN_ZA5WRpo #blutoid

Revisiting Lego Racers, I'm impressed with how thoughtfully designed it is. Every powerup feels useful and serves a strategic purpose, it's a genuine struggle to reach first place without feeling cheap, and it controls nice. (It's secretly the best kart racer on N64 don't @ me) #blutoid

The worst part about Super Metroid is that the game is so good you eventually learn how to beat it in 2.5 hours without even trying, and then you're left wondering "but where's the rest of the game?" #blutoid

I don't need an origin story but I do need proper setup for the plot points that we DO have and I don't feel like we got that with the new Superman. It's a bit messy and rushed, but at the end of the day still a fun film. Mr. Terrific was indeed terrific. I loved this version of Lois Lane. #blutoid

Just throwing this out there for no particular reason but America is collectively due for a rewatch of V for Vendetta. A film made before all the woke nonsense of Hollywood, when a superhero movie could just be fun and cool with no "agenda" whatsoever... Maybe we could learn some lessons from it?

While the Perfect Dark demo was fine for what it was, I can't say I'm a fan. It was too grimdark and self serious for PD. I think a reboot should go back to its roots with nonlinear multi-objective levels, goofy alien characters, and wild sci fi gun designs. #blutoid

WE DID IT!! #stopkillinggames

Before watching the Nintendo Direct for DK Bananza I must confess I did not think much of the game. After watching though? Holy hell this game is literally bananas. They went way harder than I initially gave it credit for. Absolute cinema. #blutoid

Recently finished my playthrough of the LE trilogy finally. And my surprising takeaway is that I actually prefer Mass Effect 1 as my favorite now instead of ME2. It just had a unique blend of Blade Runner x Star Trek vibes that the latter entries could never replicate. #blutoid

Finished off my new PC with the most important feature: real life ray tracing. Doesn't get any more performant than that ladies and gents. #blutoid

I have a recurring issue of stepping outside and getting blasted by the wind, then walking around stores with my hair looking like Goku but nobody says anything because they don't want to appear impolite. I only realize this after I get back into my car and look in the rearview mirror lol. #blutoid

I was so ready to lose 500 hours of my life on Mario Kart World but I can't help finding the Nintendo arrogance on pricing to be a buzzkill on the whole thing. Even charging extra just to get the resolution and FPS bumps on old Switch titles? Bro, that's what we already paid $450 for lol. #blutoid

As the resident Prime hater around here I must admit I remain unimpressed with Metroid Prime 4. Oh wow I can scan things and open doors? Retro really exploring groundbreaking new territory here. The psychic stuff is mildly cool but the formula needs much more of a shake up than that. Sigh. #blutoid

"These aliens think they can just trample all over us? Well I'll step on anyone who dares threaten humanity's survival." "Ma'am, that's uh... not helping the situation." i.imgur.com/ahpa7SR.png #blutoid

Got my sci-fi goth waifu ready to become an illegal alien on Mira. I'm sure the Ganglions will be accepting of us. The White Whale is an American vessel after all, well known for our diverse cooperative pop--oh no... Commander Nagi we have to destroy the archives! i.imgur.com/09Zoa18.png #blutoid

Chrono Trigger is a legend and anyone who is a fan of RPGs should play it. Happy 30th. Now gimme a CT anime with Naohiro Shintani leading the animation. #blutoid

I am having a blast larping out my Tom Cruise fantasies in Project Wingman as of late. Thanks Irys for getting me hooked on this game. #blutoid

youtu.be/hfj6FBLZxsg I love these retro throwbacks. #blutoid

i.imgur.com/aR5q2Ef.png But can it run Minesys? #blutoid

My new cope on how we can still fix things.

Watching Witch from Mercury and holy hell does the second ED slap, both in its visual and auditory composition. Props to the talents involved in making it. youtu.be/X46nnCxs6wk #blutoid

Diversity, equity and inclusion are some of the most benign words I can think of in the English language, and if these are somehow bothersome or "radical" to you, that might be a self-report on your part.

Guys I figured it out. Nintendo doesn't like simple number increments, but they also don't want to confuse anyone this time, so they're gonna call it the Switch Too. #blutoid

Actually getting to play the Halo 2 E3 demo myself in 2024 was not on my bingo card this year. That trailer used to be the biggest hype of my life 20 years ago. Props to the team that put this restoration together. #blutoid

Whoops, looks like the dems forgot to rig the election again. #blutoid

Just leaving this here. www.reddit.com/r/Metroid/co... #blutoid

PGReviews got me all hyped to replay Mario 64 again after his recent (and excellent) retrospective, so I got my PC version all updated this week to play the game in the shiniest way possible. #blutoid Also, hi. Long time no see dtoid. ;)