I'm not really sure what's going on with me just now. We've started watching "I kissed a Boy" and that ginger lad Ross is so fucking pretty all I am thinking about is shagging the arse off him Am I leaning verse/top now?

Recently I've gotten into cum denial. Not chastity, very much not my thing, I enjoy my cock way too much for that. It's about getting myself turned on and playing around with my cock, not wanking, playing with it, but not climaxing. 1/2

#FCF #fatcockfriday I can't remember the last time I came and I'm ready to explode

My hair is hairing

Which mate fancies a good mutual bumming session?

Best Star Trek Captain. Wrong answers only

You know when you read a post from someone saying they're feeling subby and all you can then think about is them, lay on their back, head slightly tilted off the end of the bed and you're using their throat like a flashlight? That

Yes I'm posting a bit this morning. I'm horny, so take advantage

Chunky dicks gunna chunk

Don't mind me. I'm just sat here naked playing with my piercing

I missed fat cock Friday so have a #willywednesday

Made it to Friday. No fat cock yet because I'm knackered. Maybe later. Anyway grumpy me is grumpy. Send noodz and such like to cheer me up

Anyone else ever cum so hard it gave them hiccups? Asking for me because that's what happened last night

Too warm.

It's so fucking warm but I can't leave my dick alone #fcf #fatcockfriday

Too warm. Birthday suit

Today is my birthday and so I think we should all celebrate my favourite thing about me....my cock

I do love how the monsters on my pants look scared of my dick

Would recommend 10/10 😈😈😈 Hopefully be flipping soon 🥵

So I've been sat intermittently watching porn clips most of the day. Getting hard but not playing with myself too much and certainly not wanking or letting myself cum. I have randomly just cum in my shorts completely hands free 🤣🤣🤣

Prepared for the stupid humidity on the train

From having a near nil sex drive for what feels like weeks suddenly all I can think about is needing a hole to put my dick in

Excuse the awful hotel curtains

Happy #fatcockfriday to all who celebrate And thank you to the horny pig who had me rock solid and leaking precum while sexting last night #fcf

Big balls. Cum and drain them 😈😈😈

Truth

I do enjoy my junk on the flop. Always feels hefty

Those arms 🤤🤤🤤

Come on gays. Help me ruin my hoop

Awww I always wondered what Grizzly Shawn looked like with his pants off

Someone come and take a seat #tcf #fatcockfriday

I know this will make me sound ancient but 20 years ago if I was free on a Tuesday night I could go out and almost certainly get a shag. Now the clubs aren't open on Tuesday and we rely on apps. I'm not sure that's an improvement.

Long day was long. My pits are ripe and my dick needs sucking.

Redid the BDSM test. Here's a few of the results Switch 100% Voyeur 98% Experimentalist 95% Non-monogamist 91% Degradee 90% Brat 84% Exhibitionist 80% Sadist 79% Masochist 77% Dominant 74% Degrader 72%

Treated myself to a new balls stretcher. The really are big bastards, aren't they

Happy #fcf to all who celebrate #fatcockfriday

Sorry work....I'm staying here all day (I wish)

Too warm

I do....and if you're a bear who wants their cock sucking please say hi. You might get your cock sucked 😜

Don't get me wrong, I love our little house but if I'd have known my bedroom would have a south facing 5 panel bay window on days like today I may have reconsidered moving in. Send muscle cubs with big fans and tiny pants to woft me though the night.

Oink

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