MY PC IS ALMOST 10 YEARS OLD, GIVE IT A BREAK, IT'S ONLY RUNNING OUT OF SPITE

LORD HELP MY FIANCE GET A NEW PC, EVERY TIME HIS PC BLUESCREENS, IT FUCKS EVERYTHING WITH MY INTERNET. HELP 😭 throne.com/jaspersilva

DAMN RIGHT YOU DID. I FUCKING LOVE THIS WOMAN!

I SAID YES BITCHES

TODAYS THE DAY!! Today around 5-6 pm EST, I will be hosting another reading stream for the #VioletEyesSaga WITH VOICE ACTORS!!!! Come join us then for some absolutely goated story with some goated VAs to match.

Did you know the hardcover of Violet Eyes is available now on Amazon? #VioletEyesSaga

So, if Aliens have a small mouth in their mouth.. Do they have a small butt in their butt?

Getting laid? Very good, very healthy. Getting off? Great news as well... So you'd think "Getting Laid off" would be excellent news, but alas

"You are standing before The Princess of the Dark. You... will show... RESPECT! " Art of Jade Daimaou and Jasper Silva, Done by Awiel Boofkitty @jadedaimaou.bsky.social @boofkitty.bsky.social

Just opened my freezer to make the wife a late night snack and got attacked by a flying frozen sausage... Idk anymore

Merry Christmas. Eat the rich.

5 Faves|5 Tags Game: Neo Contra Anime: Demon Slayer Plant/Animal: Lilacs/Snakes Number: 7 Color: Purple @azurelazer.bsky.social @xilefsong.bsky.social @dmpeyer.bsky.social @duffyxd.bsky.social @demonpishi.bsky.social

Huh.. I'm a "Role Player" you say? @jadedaimaou.bsky.social

Pasta is bread, the ingredients for the most basic bread and pasta is flour and water,.. Lasagna is made from alternating layers of pasta, meat, sometimes veggies, cheese, and sauce... A hamburger is a lasagna

Cursed Knowledge: The "W" in the Hollywood sign is asymmetrical

Happy motherfucking turkey day bitches

The only acceptable style of Tupperware to store soups.. If you use anything else for soup, you're wrong.

Jade's office in the dark is absolutely terrifying @jadedaimaou.bsky.social

I'm not real

5 Faves/5 Faves Food: Spaghetti Season: Spring Drink: Lemonade Cherry Moonshine Color: Purple and Blue Anime: Demon Slayer and Goblin Slayer(funny coincidence) @skylocketheworst.bsky.social @thighswilbmydemise.bsky.social @maiisolde.bsky.social @softiesage.bsky.social @cainyuvt.bsky.social

Follow-Follow-up question, chat: Who the fuck?

⚠️Attention⚠️ Incoming Subject File Review Dossier Immediately for Handling Protocol Status: Escaped Image: Loading... #ENVtuber #Vtuber #VTuberEN #ArtESig

✨Share Your OC Boundaries✨ For 🔥Jasper Silva❄ -Is Fanart Ok? Always -Is Shipping Ok? You Do You Boo -Is Fantic/Writing Ok? Go For It -Can Others Draw Their OC's With Yours? Of Course -Is NSFW Okay? Just ASK!

10 games/franchises to get to know me: 🧟‍♂️Project Zomboid 🪙The Finals 🎲Baldur's Gate 3 🗡Monster Hunter: World 🔫Valorant 🔫Apex Legends 🌃Cyberpunk 2077 🗝Borderlands 2 💫Elden Ring ☣️Tom Clancy's The Division