I'm in my anti-PCA and Skenes era so today is a good day. Honestly, even another Dodgers loss to the Brewers wouldn't be that bad because it hurts the Cubs who I don't really care one way or the other about but for PCA. Yes, I am a petty baseball fan.

Best game of the season. Thank you Andy Pages. Great AB.

There is no sport like baseball. Poor Ginn.

PCA is a recessive gene version of Anthony Rendon. Thin-skinned crybaby.

hope this kid has locked down all his naming rights

Shohei pitching well has ZERO to do with him hitting so poorly. He's a pitcher who hits, not a hitter who pitches. Take what you can get. Bench him from hitting if you want but let the man pitch.

Ooof Shohei is struggling so bad right now

I messed up, totally thought the Dodgers were playing a night game tonight.

The May 8th wordle is going to put a lot of people in a dark place.

I've been dealing with a hip flexor strain for awhile now. I now understand why Anthony Rendon spent years on the DL. Hips don't lie. There's no playing through this. No end in sight. NSAIDs don't touch it. It's depressing too.

the open mic F bombs in the Mets games is truly impressive tonight

I just finished Straight to Hell on Netflix. This is the best show I've watched in a long, long time. 9 episodes, Japanese. Beautifully shot, complex characters, don't miss it.

Ohhhh Andy!

Andy Pages you sexy beast

I love you Andy Pages

Noooooooooooóoooooooooo

Maybe Shohei should have hit tonight.

Baseball, sigh. This is probably the easiest Shohei has pitched all year. Gave up one big homer and one cheap one, and two lightly hit singles, and is likely to lose again.

Shohei's teammates don't seem to like him very much

ugggggh

I really hate that fucking stadium

bummer

Waiting for a show to start and the woman seated next to me is playing tiktoks loud on her tinny phone and reading them to her man. 60 yo white folks. If she continues during the show my restraint will end.

How many times is Roberts going to bunt in front of Shohei? Stupid, stupid, stupid way to lose a game.

OMG what a messy way to end the game

Yo Dodgers, score some runs please.

Fuck all, the Wave? Really?

Guess the 6 days rest thing is important after all even if it keeps him from qualifying stats wise

Pressing reset game button

Went to a viewing for a young man who committed suicide and then found out my friend has stage 4 pancreatic cancer with metastasis. How's your day going?

The transition between Live Your Life and Whatcha Say is more randomly perfect than any two songs ever put together. At least I think it's random.

The Rockies new city connects are fun. Good colors.

not one more pitch, take him out

Bud Smith's sitting in a bar somewhere saying don't do it kid, it's not worth it

Andy Pages is the first to 20 RBI this season!

In a shitty world, there's Andy Pages

Shohei didn't struggle through today for you to do that Jack Dryer

I know he had a six pitch inning in the 5th but I'm really surprised Shohei is back out there

google has sent me a notification to be sure to clean my pixel buds. my ears have been a little extra waxy lately. is this just a seasonal allergy thing or do they actually sense waxy buildup?

Those of us who watched Shohei pitch with the Angels have seen this before. He struggles sometimes. Which is either nothing or everything.

c'mon will smith, don't be silly

phew, that was fun

I love watching the Dodgers take batting practice

I would so fucking hate the Dodgers if I didn't love the Dodgers

MLB cursing pitchers with Perfect Game alerts after 5 innings

Waking up and realizing today was a day game on the east coast lol.

Shohei hungry and want to go home

Very comfortable six innings for Shohei tonight. Just pray he stays healthy.

Welp I thought that was out

ABS is SO good