I knew that was going to happen. Like 23 times. Finally right. I'ma love you til the day I die Freddie Freeman. And you too bullpen.

Mary Hart has moved to the bullpen, Yama is just a deke

Gotta give Mary Hart credit. She's still there and is locked in. No phone checking ever. Prob going to pitch the 20th

I'm at 10% battery, lining up perfectly with Shohei's next IBB

I'm letting my phone battery run down, just 14% left to go and the game will be over

End this right now

It's like walking up to the gallows

Baseball, don't hurt me

Please Kikééé

Never Again.

Tommy Edman is going to have to atone for this.

That first to Lukes was definitely a strike

Tonight was really good for baseball

Can somebody at the Rogers Centre please cut the phone lines between the Dodgers dugout and the bullpen, please?

I love my shitty pitch framer

I can predict one thing that will be true. This game will not go 15 innings.

Let's see if we can get this down to 3 pitches per inning

This whole series has just felt off for me and that just was so cringe, ugh

Can we get some analytics on the inconsistencies between the strike zone each pitcher has been given tonight? They are not the same.

Yama, you a bad, bad bitch

Remember when Canada was bilingual? Give me at least one verse in French, c'mon.

Kiké, you ready?

Kershaw is going to have to Honeywell this one I'm afraid

Kiké, I love you so much

Dramatic catastrophizing is my forte, Blue Jays in four. At this point, all I really want to know is where the Ohtanis are in their Riverdale journey. Like leavitating babies, Dark Betty, The Farm, where we at?

I'm still processing Shohei and Mamiko watching Riverdale together.

It just feels wrong seeing Dodgers social media posts all happy and smiling, knowing the Vesias are going through something tragic. I know the show has to go on, the games will be played, but this all feels so meaningless.

Just reading the Alex Vesia news. She's just been the cutest pregnant mama and life just is not at all fair.

JetBlue, with the old bait and switch, that fare is no longer available message. Same for my money, bitches.

ARod is so weird

I'm so sorry Mariners fans. I've only had the best times visiting your stadium, really good people. On the positive side, you don't have to see your guys visit the White House. It sucks more than you can imagine.

I really have no dog in this fight but man I feel bad for Mariners fans more than I would feel bad for Blue Jays fans if things were reversed. Bad managing, obviously. And a really, really bad pitch. That's all it takes. Baseball can break your heart.

It's fun watching non-baseball people discover Shohei Ohtani. I randomly went to an Angels game 7 years ago, he homered, I was hooked.

I'm not able to watch live but Shohei Ohtani, I am in awe. Lovukthxbye.

I'm late to the party but how about our Dodgers? Great team win.

Credit to these fans and accessible public transportation for still being there down 9 runs in the 8th.

This game is embarrassing. Sorry Mariners fans.

Very thorough analysis of Shohei's hitting woes on MLB Central this morning.

Get yourself a barefoot on a plane, custom Birkin, highlighted, flexible KING of a pitcher. And a convenience store clerk waiting for his rap career to take off.

Pitching wins the postseason. Wow is right Yama!

Yama, please

Freddie how'd you do that?

Good for you Shohei!

These announcers have had consistently bad reads on fly balls. Curious if they are in the stadium or not. It's very strange.

Maxxxxxy

I'm not sure who can pitch next but I feel like Yama can't go much longer

Whelp, I hate seeing Shohei struggle ugh

Kershaw up yet?

Blake Treinan, for tonight, I tolerate you

Sweet Jesus