Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

things have really turned around for me ever since i became isolated and weird

NEW — I spoke to DoorDash about the White House claiming the company's report shows "inflation has been tamed" and whether that's an interpretation one should make. An economist also weighed in, pointing out dictatorships use data obfuscation as a tool, and right now they're "grasping at straws."

#AbsoluteBatman Colours by the great Frank Martin #AbsoluteJoker

Aaaaa you did an amazing job So as for the eyes, the illusion isn’t perfect, essentially 4 of the eyestalks are puppeteering the 4 ‘human limbs’. 6 are still visible outside the body and the one on the face is the 11th central eye :)

70% of trans people believe BBC News is hostile. (And anyone who has listened to Justin Webb knows they are clearly right.) goodlaw.social/kyxv

Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette

Mudrock

my wokest opinion is that land acknowledgements are fine. people knowing a little bit about the land you're on, even if one isn't invested in a land back project, is not particularly worse than the status quo, even if one comes by this info in a way that is somewhat cringe and forced

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of emails. Emails I have acquired over a very long career. Emails that make me a nightmare for people like you. My email will look for you, and my email will hope to find you well."

グローブ座の観客について、このエントリではchatGPTにきいてそれをそのまま出してるんだけど、自分たちが苦労した研究成果をchatGPTが食ってかなり不正確にして吐き出して、それを演劇関係者がそのまま信じて張ってると思うと本当に悲しくなるな。/観客の集団の性質　note.com/kumiko_ueda/...

ranking grandparents by % racist

they only hate beards because they're babies who haven't developed sufficient object permanence to be sure your chin is still there and it freaks them out

You alone have stood up to their guards.

moreover, everyone in the jeemails must be destroyed

Oh the irony of so many "Lions, Not Sheep" shirts.

inventing a bluesky that doesn't have *gestures broadly* all this

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

Grijalva: That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files. Justice cannot wait another day.

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

[walks into cafe] OH SO YOU HATE TEA???

My cousin in northern Alberta sent me this and I am not at all envious I feel nothing but love

a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol

i think more writers should cause billionaires to have nervous breakdowns

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

agree this would be bizarre. i imagine as with every other company on the planet there's plenty of documentation about NYT emails being corporate property. so they fired a guy for this specific cause and didn't bother check their own records for other acts of malfeasance?

when people say what if there are prominent dems in the epstein files

Hey! IGN love for DROME! www.ign.com/articles/see...

People still don’t have SNAP…

WE’RE FINALLY GOING TO NALTOR!!

my submission for the #wintertrend of viral cosplay photos ❄️ but mine are real 😌

It’s me. I’m girls. Comment if you are also “girls.”

It’s the all caps that convince me.

The Aurora Borealis, also known as the “Northern Lights,” are a natural phenomenon caused by interference between the Earth’s magnetosphere and all the nudes you guys are texting each other back and forth

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"Don’t you know that a midnight hour comes when everyone has to take off his mask? Do you think life always lets itself be trifled with? Do you think you can sneak off a little before midnight to escape this?" Kierkegaard (1813-1855) #Photography, artist sleeps with mask of Marlene Dietrich, 1950.

I feel so defeated. If you want to contact tiktok and tell them I didn’t go against TOS that would be amazing www.tiktok.com/legal/report...

Absolutely no warning from TikTok just like half of my meta accounts I have lost. Just an immediate ban without telling me any of my content goes against their rules. This is my job. This is my livelihood. I can barely keep in contact with connections I’ve made because this is such a constant issue

Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae

I think voters at large will very likely have trouble remembering details of chuck schumer selling out the aca by nov 2026. also I think in the next three months you're gonna see a lot of unlikely folks stopping by the dsa table at various no kings events

we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”

you can not out body somebody who writes like this

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

Imagine killing 600,000 black and brown people with a few keystrokes and not having a care in the world but one little old white lady drags you on Twitter and you spiral for a week.

I may have to retire, because Eric Idle just quoted me with a Monty Python joke. What a strange and beautiful world.