role model being the winter classic performer is so insane. but the most insane part was somehow the stanley cup ended up being tonight’s sally?????

if you’ve been going to the gym consistently throughout 2025, this is your reminder to not be elitist/mean to new gym goers looking to kickstart their fitness journey in 2026. everyone starts somewhere. at one point, that was you. be kind. be helpful.

man, we really got the game of thrones treatment with the last season of stranger things, didn’t we? geez

my special skills include: being able to perfectly deep fry chicken wings, and being friends with all of my exes

nobody panic, i actually managed to finish my reading goal this year

if no one else got me, I know that my two friends on Strava who always give me kudos on my activities got me.

can’t tell if a chatty uber at 5am is worse than a completely silent one after an 8 hour travel day

there’s something sorta soooky about a completely silent uber ride…

turns out when you go to bed at 10pm every night for two months straight, it’s significantly easier to wake up at 4:30am for a 6am flight. who would have thought?

nothing quite like the bliss of having freshly dyed hair and a new set of nails ✨

not having a good time rn

the one time of the year I like being a graphic designer

have to run 5.5 miles on a treadmill tonight, kill me now

it’s snowing so hard here that I just saw a person driving a snowmobile down our street

slowly feeling something other than existential dread when people come over for dinner/a party ✨

I feel like I’d enjoy cooking much more if we had a gOSH DARN DISHWASHER

the syracuse taco bell cantina and the syracuse ikea are both open now. all is right in the world.

some of y’all have never actually listened to the lyrics of “9-5” by dolly parton and it shows

guess who lost three pounds since her last vet visit!

the feminine urge to launch myself into the sun multiple times today 😭

bagel thursday is everywhere (even if today is, in fact, not thursday)

the way my work medical coverage went from $35 a month to $80 a month is actually criminal. and, you know, that doesn’t even factor in the added cost for things like copays and prescription costs. super cool stuff. I love living in a for-profit healthcare hellscape.

y’all, I think my fantasy hockey team is really good

what a blessing to have made a life revolving around live music, art, and performance 🥹

Dick Cheney dying the morning of NYC's mayoral election has to be some kind of auspicious omen

the way I got home from the most ass syracuse football game and my power is out #cursed

man, every time I watch “drum corpse bride,” I think to myself that they just don’t make ‘em like that anymore. drum corps needs to be okay with being camp again!!!!

just dropped a full piece of peanut butter and honey toast on the back of my cat

got the new covid booster yesterday and now my smart watch is telling me my body is in utter peril

not enough people talk about how good bluecoats 2008 is, and i find that highly offensive.

‘in mitch we trust’ stays goated

I must have been on someone’s shit list this week because wdym I have three blisters on ONE foot and am very sick (my body was not ready for a 2 hour run in 45 degree weather) and have to listen to band for thirteen hours tomorrow???

didn’t expect to have a total sobbing, dissociative crash out this evening, yet here we are!

good morning, let’s run a half marathon

i will forever die on the hill of: if i’m paying $18 extra a month to have espn+, i should be able to watch whatever games i want and not have to deal with any blackouts.

bury me with this screenshot

hehe 🍊

…welp

nothing better than being a road team and making the home crowd boo their team

SURRENDER COBRAS ALREADY, LET’S GO

dabo’s looking like a lil baby bitch rn

omg this game

𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙍𝙀: 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙂𝙄𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙎 Coming this Sunday, follow the Boston Crusaders through each day of DCI World Championships as they celebrate their 85th anniversary and made history with their first-ever title. #DCI2025 Watch the trailer here 👉 flosports.link/3K8iL4d

timeline cleanse

running is so funny and humbling because one day you’ll be able to run 5 miles at your PR pace and feel super good after it and the next day you can’t even make it two miles at a snail’s pace, and also you nearly shit your pants while trying to run back home. truly outstanding stuff.

it’s tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime

i think my favorite thing about being a syracuse football fan is that we’re probably the only school in the nation that hasn’t banned “talking out the side of your neck” from the band repertoire.

When I first started training for my half marathon, I was prepared for the toe blisters, cost of gear, and how much food I’d have to eat all the time. What I was not prepared for? Armpit chafing 😭😭😭

Clemson, baby, what are you doing???

Attn all ICE agents! Here’s an announcement from our front window: Chicago hates you, and you are not welcome here!