the atheist's dilemma

i'm still thinking about those tarot cards. I better see the Empress and the nine of pentacles tomorrow, universe. ......... please.

help the jmart cute foxes are being dan&phil coded suddenly

Guess whose flight was cancelled and is now leaving yet in another day

this text post is just too cute 🥺 (feat. sofie and raph)

i was going to panic no matter what but being on my own the whole time really isn't going to help i think

i can't make myself work, i should go to bed but i know i won't sleep, but i need to sleep because tomorrow i will definitely not sleep, and aaaaaah. you know. help.

my brother and cousin have managed to do the flight connection i was not allowed to try to make; hopefully this means tomorrow with the whole ten more minutes i've been given i should be fine.................

Still wishes we could teleport tbh.

You know if i insist on only travelling with one backpack i should probably have upgraded to a proper big travelling one by now. But forever ago i got high on the satisfaction of packing an entire week on this one and since then i refuse to think this can't do it forever. Shoes unhappy rn.

I know people have already written essais about it all but what is it about two guys being in love that just hits tumblr so hard every time

I found the best way to make people like Rudy. If I make him trans ill get 3 out 3 in immediate wow hes just like me fr

mom says it's my turn to keep henry in the basement

its always kind of wild to me when i go on ao3 and i see fanfics with like fourty chapters that have like 200+k words like. how do these people do it. whats their secret.

maybe. i need anxiety pills again. too late to go to the doctor now of course

its possible i can't be in a relationship because i would be "lets just merge souls forever plz"

What if I never interacted with real life ever again and only consumed British dudes from yt forever 💕 (girl who has dinner at her boss and his wife's place in an hour and hasnt purchase any gift yet)

Do I get to keep my Ace card if I say we should bring back short skirts for everybody. Don't get me wrong I adore long skirts and dresses they're my personal favourite to wear but. some people. really. are. so beautiful. in pretty short skirts.

what must it be like to be in love with someone you know is feeling the same thing as you are tho

i can't make myself go back to reality its going to be a problem soon help

apparently when you watch enough dan&phil content youtube stops believing you're a good american christian girl and instead recommands you how to pleasure a woman as a queer person. OK.

if i had a nickel every time a friend of mine told me they've actually been dan&phil fans i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot frankly considering all my friends are from tumblr but like. still. who else is ready to make me rich

There HAS to be a little bit of magic in the world for 2025's card to have been the Tower and for 2026's card to be the Ace of Cups

they should build a dating website for tumblr people (tumblr doesn't count)

what if i kissed a girl (and i liked it)

I see a Katti I gotta participate in the art share 👁️ here's a bit of a thing I've been working on for a hot minute 😈

Every day i know more i couldn't be a mother even if i wanted to

I just finished a Harlequin romance from the 80s surely i can figure out how to do something like that it was so...... bad...

A. The world is so so beautiful and pretty every glimpse of light passing through thick and icy winter trees is a little miracle B. I wish i was home its not that i dont like my friends but im not meant to live with them you see

i need to rediscover romantic love

it’s snowy

not only do i have to go back to reality and be a real person in the real world again on Monday (so very soon now) but it's not even on easy mode. I'm going straight from a week isolated in my home to an entire week in a house in the middle of nowhere with my friends and their kids. why. god why.

it might only last for a few weeks, but for right now i'm afraid dan and phil have, in fact, become my whole personality. kinda tragic that didn't happen a few years back when they were doing tours and apparently u could meet your soulmate in the seat next to yours

What did they put in the 2025 end of the year waters tho like for real? Everything is completely whack for everybody seemingly what is Going on????

I think if i had a bathtub i would already be healed

cursed thought that if sofie was in legally blonde then Viviane would technically be Warner, and Emmett would be Alric, and that is NOT a good thing, actually, probably,

guys whats insane thing should i do since i'm stuck sick at home on christmas day. this is like the most liminal space you can be in i'm pretty certain. all ive done so far is watch MORE dan&phil and finally eat for the frst time in two days

Cw // emeto worms . . . This is what i want from the worm man

heehee. fujo sofie is totally correct i'm sure

Guess who has the flu after all

phoenix and worm man be upon ye 🪱🦅

i need someone to paint sofie in the style of renaissance art

If my sister gave me the flu just before christmas i swear to god

yearning,

Me w our woman ocs: yes this is the weight of the world she carries on her shoulder Me w our dude ocs: yes this is how much im gonna gape his hole

i guess my bit with sofie and that i'm like every fandom person ever going "oh yeah i totally like that female character anyway boys kissng tho"

how are we going to write a whole book about a guy and a girl falling in love when all our hearts secretly crave is the guy being insane about another guy

WE'RE ON THE UPSWING, BABY!!! HELLO FUTURE SUN!!

Me: "Whats an appropriate emotion besides pogging here?" Elodie: "i think pogging works"