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"But no matter how much someone dresses up their narcissism in cute, pseudo-feminist aphorisms while flagellating themselves before the spirit of Marilyn Monroe, they're still functionally a cult leader."
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Forbidden Fruits Review - Pop Culture Maniacs
Pumpkin's induction into the Fruits, a group of hot mall witches, is just in time to see (sow?) the discord that threatens to tear them apart.
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9 days ago
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"...by staring into the abyss, Borgli seeks to show us that we're not as different from these people as we might think, and even that we certainly know someone whose inner life is perfectly reflected by them."
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The Drama
At the center of The Drama is a provocation: what if just before getting married to the love of your life, you discovered something that completely changed your perception of who they are? If they tol...
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10 days ago
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"But as satisfying as the ending is, it cannot make up for the two hours of story that precede it, which struggles to engage, and offers few insights or entertainments or novel presentations."
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Alpha Review - Pop Culture Maniacs
While Alpha waits to learn if she's been infected with the disease turning needle users to stone, she bonds with her heroin addicted uncle.
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12 days ago
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"[Zazie] Beetz hurls herself into the gonzo world cooked up by [director Kirill] Sokolov and co-writer Alex Litvak to great effect. The ferocity in her eyes erases any doubt of her ability to overcome any and all attackers"
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They Will Kill You
"WHO...THE FUCK...ARE YOU???"
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15 days ago
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From Wednesday to Sunday, I was at the Boston Underground Film Festival, my third year in a row. It was a great time! Here's my round up of the best of the fest.
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Boston Underground Film Festival
While I highly value New Hampshire Film Festival for its parallel film tracks, presenting tons of viewing options each day (and repeated chances to catch many), I value Boston Underground Film Festiva...
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20 days ago
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This is the dichotomy at the heart of Project Hail Mary; it tells a good story while managing to be fun and touching (in unequal measure), but feels like it wants to be important and topical, making its landing less than graceful
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Project Hail Mary
"I'm wrong about everything. And everything is wrong.
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26 days ago
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My picks and predictions for tonight's Oscars.
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The 2026 Oscars
It's a bizarre feeling for my two favorite1 movies of the year to be duking it out over the big night's top honors. While the past few years have seen quite a few of my top ten nominated for Best P...
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30 days ago
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"Your mileage will depend on how successfully you can surrender yourself and your expectations, allowing the film to sweep you along in its chaotic wake."
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The Bride!
"I would prefer not to."
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about 1 month ago
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"There's no meaningful heightening of stakes until the all-out finale, which is almost wholly disconnected from all that came before, greatly diminishing its power."
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Undertone
"Don't be scared of the dark. Be scared of the silence."
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about 1 month ago
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"Make no mistake; this is as much a comedy as it is a drama. Its genre spanning existence is best thought of as a delayed coming-of-age, kinky, queer romcom. A 'dom-com', if you will. And Melling's face is the key ingredient."
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Pillion
"The pleasure you give / the pain that you bring / I'll take it all, Ray / for you are my king"
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about 1 month ago
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"But this whole movie feels like a marketing ploy designed to finally push her over the line to an Oscar win, even though it won't be this year (her honorary award is nice, but being "given" an Oscar is different)."
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Diane Warren: Relentless
...I guess we're doing this.
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about 2 months ago
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"You just need to sit back and let it wash over you, rather than expecting what came before to have much impact on what comes next. Live in the now, and the film is alright."
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Crime 101 Review - Pop Culture Maniacs
Mike is like a ghost, robbing high value targets along the 101. Lou will stop at nothing to bring him in. Sharon just wants a new life.
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about 2 months ago
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"...they are real people whom we want to succeed, even if all that means is never letting go of the joyous energy with which they pursue playing their cheesy, funny, yet heartfelt piano tunes in front of an audience."
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Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie
"Time. Machine. Plan."
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about 2 months ago
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"...successful remixes blend their inspirations smoothly into the plot...Verbinski's work is far more lumpy and uneven, resulting in a Frankensteined world that's borderline nonsensical instead of fantastical."
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die
"It's just something we say to each other online."
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about 2 months ago
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"A bit overwrought, somewhat overlong, and the romance undercooked, yes, but as a piece of visual-first storytelling, it's quite effective."
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"Wuthering Heights"
"Blue is always blue, no matter how small."
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2 months ago
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"Technically, it's a mockumentary. However, don't think a brightly colored Christopher Guest comedy...[I]ts narrative approach and tone is more evocative of 2010's I'm Still Here as made by Gaspar Noé in Lux Æterna mode."
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The Moment
"I know it's not chic to be the last one at the party, but I think…I just hate going home."
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2 months ago
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"The debut feature screenplay from Steven Jon Whritner and third from director Kyle Kauwika Harris demonstrate an alignment with those who believe in direct adaptation, and is a great demonstration of the flaws in that approach."
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The Huntsman
Full disclosure: I know a few of the people involved with making this movie. When adapting a novel of fully realized characters and a twisty plot containing multiple red herrings, directors and scree...
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2 months ago
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"It doesn't have all that much to say that you can't get more thoroughly explored elsewhere, including the final act of a another whole film. But Rami still goes hard enough, dials up the camp, and puts on a hellova show."
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Send Help
"You ever hunt?...I think I like it..."
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2 months ago
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"[M]ost of its one hundred twenty-seven minute runtime...is focused on constructing a world that begs so many questions. As it becomes clear that Fischbach intends to leave them all dangling...your engagement level drops."
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Iron Lung Review - Pop Culture Maniacs
A convict must explore the seabed of a blood-covered moon in an attempt to find the key to saving humanity at the end of the universe.
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2 months ago
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"As Raven's investigation progresses, Bekmambetov...spins it into a full blown action movie, complete with broader implications for their world and the systems that comprise it. The tension breaks, and with it, our investment. "
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Mercy
"You are speaking to the Mercy Court. I'm AI Judge Maddox."
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3 months ago
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"It's easy to forget the utility of religion when we're surrounded by public figures who strive to exert their selfish will on the broader public by donning the trappings of faith."
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The Testament of Ann Lee
"I never / did believe / that I ever / could be saved / without giving / up all / to God."
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3 months ago
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"It seems fitting that the first movie to causally refer to the Infected as 'zombies' cannot allow its past to die."
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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
"How's that?"
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3 months ago
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"But there are enough good (or at least intriguing) ideas here to pull you in, making it that much more disappointing that [writer/director Zak Hilditch's] latest film fails to pull them off."
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We Bury the Dead Review - Pop Culture Maniacs
When an EMP devastates Tasmania, Ava ventures around the world to find her husband, and comes face-to-face with our innate need for closure
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3 months ago
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"[Cinema is] a magic trick, one whose secrets are easily uncovered, and yet whose power cannot be escaped."
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Resurrection
"Before we can fool others, we first need to fool ourselves."
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3 months ago
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2025 Wrap-Up
If you're just interested in my top ten, you can skip my preamble and other categories by clicking here. As 2026 dawns, I'm less certain than ever where this art form I love so much is headed. The f...
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3 months ago
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"The stew that emerges feels like a sports movie version of Uncut Gems, but if Howard Ratner was actually good at what he did."
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Marty Supreme
"I have a purpose. And if you think that's some sort of blessing, it's not. It means I have an obligation to see a very specific thing through. And with that obligation comes sacrifice."
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4 months ago
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"Much of the first chunk (an hour, in this case) driven by reminding you what happened last time. Many scenes and sequences feeling incredibly drawn out. And the narrative feels limited by the rules of the prior films."
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Avatar: Fire and Ash
For the first time since the 90s, James Cameron has released two movies in the same decade.
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4 months ago
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"The problem is that while it thinks it's Gone Girl, The Housemaid has far more in common with the worst direct-to-Netflix fare or a late-career James L. Brooks movie."
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The Housemaid
"Juice is a privilege, and we don't drink it out of a dirty glass."
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4 months ago
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"[Broadcast News] is the key to his biggest failures, as he's repeatedly attempted to recapture its core idea of "reveal the inner workings of ____ while focusing on the lives (and romances) of its leads"."
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Ella McCay
"The problem with being a tight ass is you never know when your ass is right."
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4 months ago
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"The air of unearned self-seriousness in the middle of a fantastical world even undermines the beauty of 'For Good', although the quality of its writing ensures it at least conveys its message successfully."
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Wicked: For Good
"It's not lying. It's looking at things another way."
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4 months ago
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"After Jackman's disappointing debut Bonus Track, a queer coming of age mumblecore throwback, such a stylized story was an unexpected delight."
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100 Nights of Hero Review - Pop Culture Maniacs
On the fantastical world of Migal Bavel, while dodging her husband's surrogate Manfred, Cherry finds inner power beyond her wildest dreams.
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4 months ago
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"Because sitting alongside the tired, trite dialog you've heard a million times before, are quick, snappy, sarcastic retorts that feel more becoming of a Marvel movie than an adult drama about the rot in men's souls."
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Nuremberg
"We are able to do away with domestic tyranny only when we make all men answerable to the law, so that it can never happen again."
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4 months ago
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"There will always be a place in my heart for stylized, grimy, insane action flicks (see Jimmy and Stiggs). But it's hard to get past how the best parts of this entry are a retread of the first film, and inferior executions of it at that"
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Sisu: Road to Revenge Review - Pop Culture Maniacs
Aatami Korpi returns, fighting off the Red Army as he tries to relocate his house inside the new borders of his country.
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4 months ago
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"[Director Chloe] Zhao has brought together a staggering work of immense beauty, easily amongst the best of the year, and showing that her time in the System has sapped exactly none of her creative power."
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Hamnet
While the 21st century has been marked by impressive auteurs getting sucked up by a Hollywood obsessed with franchises, never to return to their prior form, this year has already provided a few counte...
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5 months ago
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"...the vision of Minka is accompanied by a smaller, disproportionate duplicate that seems to shrink as the scene progresses, an image that neither you nor Liz may understand, but will be hard to stop thinking about regardless."
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Keeper Review - Pop Culture Maniacs
When Liz's boyfriend suddenly abandons her on their anniversary at his isolated cabin in the woods, an old evil makes its presence known.
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5 months ago
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"While the set pieces throughout are fun and creative, the ending feels like an afterthought, a 'yada yada' to achieve Wright's desired conclusion without doing the work to make it a natural evolution. "
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The Running Man
"Bloodlust Is our birthright. Set it free!"
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5 months ago
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"Ramsay's adaptation of Ariana Harwicz's novel feels like a rebuttal to the deluge of recent movies and TV and books and podcasts and TED talks that assume every parent at least sometime secretly regrets having kids."
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Die My Love
"Babies are hard. I feel like we don't talk about that enough." "It's all people ever talk about."
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5 months ago
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My wrap-up of the 2025 IFFBoston Fall Focus Festival, where I saw fourteen films over two non-consecutive weeks, comprised of the buzzy titles from other festivals over the year.
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IFFBoston Fall Focus 2025 Wrap-Up
The most frustrating element of the codification of "awards season" is that it unbalances the rest of the movie release calendar. The first half of the year usually sees a couple splashy releases, suc...
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5 months ago
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"The filmmaking team has an excellent sense of how to fray your nerves, but is far less adept at turning that into anything narratively or thematically satisfying."
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Dream Eater Review - Pop Culture Maniacs
Mallory and Alex travel to a remote cabin in an attempt to address his sleepwalking. Neither expects what's waiting for them there.
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5 months ago
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"No one is better than director Yorgos Lanthimos at melding dark foreboding with absurdist humor and creative visuals. Bugonia is uncomfortably hilarious from start to finish..."
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Bugonia
"All we've lost. All that's been done to us. We're setting that right again."
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6 months ago
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New Hampshire Film Festival 2025 Wrap-Up
My time at my favorite film festival was somewhat different this year, partially due to their scheduling, and partially due to my own choices. While my previous three years attending NHFF has always ...
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6 months ago
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"In a year more focused on weaving complex tales of the horror of humanity, Black Phone 2 solidifies the series' villain as a monster fit for your nightmares for years to come."
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Black Phone 2
"You and me know, Finny, that fear is just the beginning."
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6 months ago
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"Given the popularity of the horror genre and humanity's love of dogs, it was only a matter of time before some enterprising young filmmaker attempted to combine them."
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Good Boy
Have you ever wondered what it's like to experience a creepy house as a dog?
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6 months ago
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"Instead of being asked to root for an artist whose creation was stolen, or a nepo baby whose privilege allows him to spit in the face of the system...we're given an altruistic, female Sam Altman."
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Tron: Ares
"Maybe what emerges from the unknown isn’t so scary. What if [AI's] major malfunction is just benevolence?"
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6 months ago
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"There's one scene at the end that shows the aftermath, but even that is played for warmth and amusement, to send us out into the world feeling good about what transpired, despite the credits quickly complicating it."
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Roofman
"How many McDonald's robberies would it take to afford a mid-size family home in the suburbs? Turns out, 45."
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6 months ago
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"...the dialog often resorts to blunt revelation to move the plot forward and give insight into the character. Most character details initially left for the audience to infer are later spelled out explicitly, lessening their power. "
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Anemone Review - Pop Culture Maniacs
Jem seeks out his hermit brother after twenty years, attempting to bring him back to the world to face his troubles and relate to his son.
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6 months ago
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"Any doubts of Johnson's acting abilities should be put to bed by his turn as Mark Kerr. If only the rest of the movie was on his level."
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The Smashing Machine
"Winning is the most incredible feeling in the world."
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6 months ago
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"PTA is not at all interested in how the politics...map onto the modern left-right divide, preferring to highlight the terrifying way power is wielded by people in a position of authority who have a grudge and an excuse."
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One Battle After Another
"Every revolution begins fighting demons. The motherfuckers just end up fighting themselves."
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7 months ago
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"The story gives them both an opportunity to reckon with these fundamental experiences, elevating their emotional journey from trite to thoughtful. If only those took up more of the runtime."
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A Big Bold Beautiful Journey
"You can drive yourself crazy trying to be happy. Be content first."
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7 months ago
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"[W]e're left with a misshapen Christmas classic, a heartwarming comedy that stumbles in its attempts to outrun its cliches, and a warm hug of a film that carries a whiff of personal resentment."
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The Baltimorons
"Well, I guess that makes me the Ghost of Christmas Present. Cliff Cashen, still really really thrilled to be here, gang. Thank you."
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7 months ago
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