Here's to lisa homer and bart / Shop forever at mini mart

Big thing of green tea fourteen marlboros and a print out of this article

Jhonkensy noel will die underneath the tires of my subaru crosstrek

Three million years ago our ancestors were fortunately inside a huge bubble

Silverware last two seasons and we’re in the playoffs again. extend wilf to 2040

Buddy bought a tattoo gun and wanted to try it out

$8 for the 600 page borges collected fictions with all his stuff in it at the used book spot i love you wooster ohio

My name is Perfidia Drew Carey. this is a declaration of war

I can’t believe that movie man PHEW

Do you guys think you would do well dropped behind enemy lines with no backup

You will button the topmost button of your shirt. and you will like it

So much disappointment about how you think adult life will be when you’re little but one thing is you CAN actually have coney dogs for lunch every day

Glancing over at the car in the lane next to me on I-71 and it’s james spader driving helen hunt passenger seat

I love my dad’s late dad more than anyone on earth. he was my north star and my hero and my model for life. nothing could ever make me say a bad word about him. he was also the most obviously autistic man i have ever known

This canard about amish people “having no autism” dude nothing stupider has even been said it‘s mind bending

The kirk maiden is really truly up there for ugliest woman in all history

Afternoon nap featured a dream with me and tony tchani hanging out in a hotel pool

😎even as she smiles a quick hello😎

When some passer by invites your eye! to come……….her way………

There’s a looong goodbyyyyye

This has been one of the most Crew games of all time

Haven't listened to the chris doran feed often enough i didn't know this guy will scream as hard as he can every time a half interesting thing happens. he ROCKS

Do people still go to condado

I love when a bunch of porn bots all follow me at the same time. hello ladies .......

Cucho would’ve scored that

What is this supposed to be

Is it time to read lord jim for the third time this summer

No artist in any medium has ever been more woke than primus and everybody hates them and says they suck. get a grip you guys seriously

One day i will meet the naylor parents and give them a three hundred pound bouquet of flowers

I'm the guy who mixes the live versions they add to remasters of rock albums and yes, as you may suspect, i do receive sexual gratification from adding 2-8 seconds of silence at the beginning

Absolute fart eaters

Pretty funny that we’re still only like three games off the supporter shield haha

“This match was always going to be about the fine margins“ we just scored five in one half what are you talking about

The internet will not reflect this fact so dont look it up but today i got married to big suze from peep show. she loves me and we are happy as fuck together

Man in liverpool tie tells congress epstein trafficked no girls #liverpool #liverpool #liverpool #liverpool

“Sight is not produced or formed without fire” is one of the cooler sentences ever formed

Bluesky staff more fascist more drugged out more brainless than elon

In the mid 2030s there will be a gigantic guided by voices wave among teenagers bookmark this as it will prove to be fully correct

He put on his crisp white t shirt in the morning and said well gosh i better not get anything on this. it would stain!

I will bed his widow

Let’s fucking go dude

His wife is somewhere crying right now hahahahahahaha

Time to watch the video again and smile massively

His last words were 😏um😏but have you considered black people😏 directed at a 18 year old

Pete hegseth eulogizing him by calling him a servant. my god. i have to figure out new ways of laughing to express these feelings

This event is a perfect gem with no defects. rotate it in the light. every angle provides new beauties new wonders. endlessly beautiful

Two hours of pure shock walking in circles awed expression pure stunned. 6:00 hit laughing like i just won the lottery