Big fan of the vibe of memphis political boss e.h. crump

Every night i know every jeopardy answer except maybe 4 or 5 but i’ll never apply because i would 100% end up having a screaming meltdown at another contestant

Cuz i’m a mooouse I’m a squeakeeer What the hell am i doing here There’s no cheese here

This is how i used to approach using twitter

Walk into the club give the jeans leg one quick hitch so the ladies can see the red cross x pacman collab on my feet. swoons across the room

I love when a monster shows up in a japanese movie and the townspeople already know its name

Milk toast #milktoast

How many four goal playoff losses are you allowed in one season. they have to liquidate right

While hunting mailbox signs I find a lot of dogs chasing the street view car but this little guy wins the distance record. kept up for like 700 feet

Is mario a ronin

Dad in switzerland 1980

You see this you know you're about to discover a bunch of new features that are poop that sucks

Lawyers should have to sing in court

They shouldn't let veterans go to college with the normal kids

There's a lot of little guys in codex laud that are just having the worst time ever

Tax forms should have an in-game cosmetics store

This guy had two wives named svetlana the first of which was the daughter of FLW the other the daughter of stalin. crazy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...

Lmao

I hope something horrible happens to the new stadium and they have to go back to mapfre

Guy who quotes vonnegut and also thinks the day bin laden died should be a holiday

Exact expression on my face when sailing by christopher cross comes on

Breast cancer used to be a tier 1 Thing That You Hear About i feel like in the last half decade or so it's dropped to like Tier 3

What if this happened to you

In 2008 les wexner emailed epstein (while ep was in jail) "All i can say is i feel sorry. you violated your number one rule: always be careful."

Is there any making out going on in jail

All our disgusting stepsons are eating shit tonight Life Is So Beautiful

My holy christ you guys won’t believe how bad bugonia is

Theater in wooster is doing a noirvember and this saturday i could do 11:55 Double Indemnity 3:00 Bugonia 5:40 Chinatown. dude

Surgery is like if you could hit Inspect Element on a guy

I type “outlook” into the web browser. i click on the url that pops up from my browsing history. on my screen is now a chat bot. how the fuck. what

Wordle in two i’m so goated

This is a disgrace to baseball i’m very serious

I’ve seen a lot of writing about conrad being among the least homoerotic of the famous sea writers. folks nothing could be less true

This barn looks like a cybertruck

Nobody has ever looked so much like their parent it's so crazy

Is it crazy to say pennsylvania is the best state

🕺A necessary evil🕺 🕺I suppose🕺

Seated for obaa round three

Once more the sermon proceeded.

Yeah man grape and canister are the same size so it’s probably both. for sure dickhead. and yeah canister is spelled with two Ns. you’re so good at placards

12 hours to murnane nobel

Here's to lisa homer and bart / Shop forever at mini mart

Big thing of green tea fourteen marlboros and a print out of this article

Three million years ago our ancestors were fortunately inside a huge bubble