this is how i find out brendon urie is an omega

I am sorry to all omegas who have been hurt by my previous actions. as an alpha I see now that I need to deconstruct my ingrained alpharchial views further. Alphas and omegas are not and should not be constrained by their stereotypes

not to be so american on here but gas is so bad rn 😭😭😭 wdym almost 5 bucks and its not even premium. living in a car centric state is hell

Congratulations to @oxiw.bsky.social for winning the Haunted Library Bluesky Game!🎉

I’d like to think this fits me !! poomang.com/en/t/springc...

FINALS OVER

we are not getting the good ending chat

how to make feet not hurt after standing for 8 hours no glue no borax

lady luck doesn’t know what she’s doing we’re going red #emeryHL

As the #1 gambler of All Time I will simply let fate decide whether I leak or restore. you all are playing chess while I am at the roulette table. #emeryHL

This quiz was so cute !!!

my bad got the age wrong, he’s actually 119. spread this around to stop misinformation

imagine being 19 (old), genuinely couldn’t be me @afeeblescholar.bsky.social

me picking up a new hobby after i’ve run out of the conventional ones like, hmmm maybe i’ll try glassblowing next 🤔

do any of my moots have a neocities or other html/css website thing? i rlly need inspo for my own and it would be cool to see others’ !!!!!

make sure to ask that someone special in your life to be your april fool today

if i just had enough time i could have gotten that plane off the island smh my head 😔😔😔

I’M FINALLY DONE WITH NATLAN

someone’s gotta finish the plane in my stead now

maybe someone should look over the plane for more clues and such while i check the engines and other electronics? i’m going to be running diagnostics and figure out why we crashed. #emery1k

I’m beginning my project to rebuild the plane. Any help by anyone left in the starting area would be appreciated. going to start by bringing the rest of the wreckage onto shore. #emery1k

drastic measures have been deployed. lowk wouldn’t mind as much if it didn’t smell like mold & mildew on top of cigarette smoke

upstairs neighbors keep fucking smoking inside and it’s getting into my apartment and making my throat hurt fml

I haven’t seen anyone else do this yet but i’m going to make a small grave site to honor the dead not far from my base. if anyone wishes to contribute they’re welcome to. i’ll be holding a memorial service tonight. #emery1k

The premeditated murder and subsequent consumption of my dearest princess; an innocent party in the fish gambling incident is extremely unfortunate. I still believe we can make amends at the end of all this, regardless of the status of my dearly departed. #emery1k

For the record i had no idea or involvement in the recent death of janus. the winner was supposed to get an hour on the fish throne #emery1k

we ain’t leaving the plane until i get some participation btw. i did not catch these fish and throw this feast for nothing. #emery1k

SPECIAL IN A GOOD WAY GUYS #emery1k

If anyone is nervous I’m participating too !!! we can split the fish if there’s not enough to go around #emery1k

ik ik i got the top score of all time

i have essential classes with 3 VERY different options for time: 9:00 AM, 9:05 AM, and the very late 9:10 AM. I would love to wake up and do physics in the morning first thing how did you know Mr John University ?

I’m inviting all who can come to the “I wish we died on the plane” base for a feast. This includes free: Food !! Shelter!! and also Gambling!!! taking place inside my airplane base, don’t mind the fish throne. #emery1k

This seems like the perfect time to continue building my fish throne: a tribute to fish. #emery1k

going fishing again and trying to catch some minnows for princess and bartholomew. I wonder if the thing that’s making peach get huge could be applied to the spiders. #emery1k

This obviously means the spiders accept my offer. I’m claiming the biggest one and naming her princess. #emery1k

I made a visualization for everyone #emery1k

I miss my cats. I wonder if befriending the local giant spiders would work #emery1k

Chat we’re going to die if we don’t get our hands on some water, i’m going to go shake some coconut trees or dig a well or smth. #emery1k

It’s time to do some real fishing RAAAAHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯‼️‼️ and also continue my remodel too. i think the former cockpit would be a good place to put a fishing lair. #emery1k

I need to create another aircraft this is a wonderful idea.

I have a strawpage now!!! check it out, or don’t!!! pastelleclipse.straw.page

i’m claiming the wreckage of the plane and dragging it further on land. Nobody has objected yet and i will continue to remodel it #emery1k

Has anyone tried to live inside the crashed plane yet? i think we could find it more suitable than leaves in the forest #emery1k

would anyone like to come fishing with me? (reuploaded because i got too excited at the prospect of fishing& forgot to tag it) #emery1k

guys don’t worry i have a fishing rod for fish purposes #emery1k

the elusive other kitty

kittyyyyyyyy

I MADE IT INTO THE HIGHLIGHT REEL LETS GOOO

March 2nd 👀

they call me the poison drinker because i drink so many poisons. they could never drink as many poisons as i could drink poisons because i am the poison drinker. similar to the knower, called that because he knows so many things.