What the absolute fuck is this camera angle for the brewers game

“Anyone got the cubs score?” Me, in Chicago tonight, fully knowing they lost by double digits.

Is Pablo available to pinch hit?

Backyard sports night just became a “must attend” event

“Won’t Uribe think of the children watching!? Anyway, here’s 17 gambling ads…”

Look out Old Hoss, Ashbys coming for ya

Imagine Megill hits the same move as Uribe when he closes this out

So when the Cubs come to town in June, I need everyone in the bleachers to be dressed like a bachelorette party

When’s the last time a team went from 1st to last place without winning a game? Asking for our neighbors down south…

Do we get free burgers when the Cubs lose 13 straight too?

Remember when the Brewers had Keston Hiura, Corey Ray, Lewis Brinson, and Isan Diaz cooking in AAA and we were all like “This core is going to be special, man”

Giannis should get traded to Miami and then sign with the Bucks next offseason. Leave that franchise in ruins while the Bucks own all of their assets and all of their pick swaps.

Such a vibe

Homers from Pratt, Fischer, Williams, and Chourio, and 2 from Made today?

Oh hell ya

“If Sal can reach, things get VERY interesting” *Camera pans to Ortiz in the on deck circle

Jesus Made could be named the #1 prospect in baseball before the end of the day 👀👀👀

Bump

Don’t let Joey Ortiz get hot!

How long before Chourio passes Ortiz in hits? 3 more games?

If I were the Wild’s coach I probably would have told my team not to give up 9 goals. Just a thought.

Men want one thing (patio season) and it’s fucking disgusting

Stop buying brewers giveaway items for resellers. The items are cheap and are not worth your money. It’s just fomo. If people stop buying them, scalpers will stop hoarding the items and they’ll end up in the hands of actual Brewers fans.

This is like a terrorist attack aimed directly at my wallet

Doing some light reading to prep for the storm

It shouldn’t be this close

The worst person you know is typing up a Facebook post about how Milwaukee flooding is Tony Evers fault

I will start rooting for Marquette if they un-retire Doc’s number. Get that man’s name outta the rafters.

Best $30 I’ve ever spent

Be a real shame if this Denver/Michigan game went to 17 overtimes

Capitalism is SOO FUN

These woulda been better. Just sayin

Mood

Brewers on pace to go 135-27.

Baseball Fans: Brewers are so cheap, they should spend more money! *Brewers give out $80 million contract Baseball Fans: Not like that!!!

Ope

Opening day was so fun yesterday. Can’t wait to watch the Brewers again today!

Ortiz with the bases loaded? I can’t do this another year.

John Mulaney’s first tour date being West Allis was a jump scare for me

I need a picture of Mark Johnson wearing all 10 national championship rings and his gold medal

Singing varsity after winning a national championship hits so hard

Kirsten Simms 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Just bought tickets to see my favorite band live for the 8th and 9th times this summer. God damn, I’m old.

The real winners of the WBC are Marlins fans, who are getting to see playoff baseball played in their stadium

All 6 Italian baseball fans are furious right now

they changed the layout of addictinggames.com. unwell

Saw a Sports Illustrated issue on display at he antique store that I remember having as a kid

If you have moved an AI assistant into the dock on your phone because it’s one of the four most important apps in your life, just know that I hate you.