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Anyone wanna watch a movie with Dad this Fat Cock Friday? #FCF #FatCockFriday

Where would you have taken a seat first? #tbt

Red for filth Yes, I am in a red room and, yes, I enjoy being filthy in said red room. You might even say I’m for it.

Better be listening to Confessions II, bud

That sure was a fun holiday weekend 😈💦

Good morning, friends! I’m headed to a big homo pool party later on today? What are y’all up to?

Listening to Confessions II for the umpteenth time and, baby, I feel so FULL

It’s hot out there—better find a way to stay hydrated this Fat Cock Friday 💦

Hey Bud! Wanna beat the heat and beat my meat?

That was a good lunch 🍆💦

Mooning Monday or Monochrome Monday. Make Out With My Butt Monday works, too.

Hi! I just had sex! 👋🐷

Good afternoon 😈

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Good morning ☀️

Uberrific

Up far too early this Sunday morning ☀️ Needless to say (but sayin’ it anyway!) it would be far preferable if one of y’all gave me a reason to stay in bed 😈

Which of my Blooskies is gonna introduce themselves by making out with me at Folsom this weekend?

A pleasurably perverted Fat Cock Friday to you all! 🍆

Back in God’s cumtry 🍎💦

Good (final) morning from my hotel room 👋

Currently bored in Detroit

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At the very last minute the busy n’ bedraggled dad packed the douche bulb into his suitcase even though chances were slim he’d have time to take a ride in Motor City. “Ya never know,” he exclaimed, tugging on the thong holding him beneath his shorts. “Ya never do know…”

I’m gonna be in Detroit through Thursday for work and it’d be great to grab a drink wi… wait, do I even know anyone in Detroit?

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A smirk-y Sunday to you all! 👋

Good evening, guv’nah 👋

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Look at all those magical homosexual powers bein’ topped off for Pride ✂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Hope you’re all having a nice day 😘

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Good evening

Definitely could do use being someone’s fuckboy this weekend 🥵

Live shot of a shot 💦

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Okay, here’s a today shot 😘

Crawl to me.

No time to take a pic this morning, so please excuse this Fat Cock Friday rerun from awhile back. Don’t worry, though—you can catch me on camera again real soon, bud 😘😈 #FatCockFriday #FCF

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Have a delightful and delicious Thong Thursday, friends! 🍑 (take a bite while you’re at it) #ThongThursday

Some call it uncouth to leave the cum rag in the shot. I call it cinema verité. Ooh. La. La. 💦

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Sure, why not Have a nice long weekend, friends 😈

An old favorite FCF to make up for not getting the chance to take one today 😈

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