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A splendidly snowy and warm Monochrome Monday to y’all

Hopefully this means there's gonna be some plowing, cause... ❄️🍆🍑🥵

Such a stud 🥵😍😈

Howdy! It’s cold! ❄️

Snowstorm preparations ❄️🍑

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Hope you’re havin’ a swell Hump Day, bud!

Grey days become gay days become great days #MonochromeMonday

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A very Tummy Tuesday to you all! 😘

Having the kids dropped off at my place is something I should do more often (he says as they’re still here 😈)

On this Monochrome Monday all in favor say, “thigh”

Finally had to get my close-to-50-self some reading glasses 🤓

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Good morning!

A Fat Cock Friday “Beef-Whore” and After 💃🍆 #FCF #FatCockFriday

Wackadoodledoo!

Half the week is nearly behind us. Happiest of Hump Days to you all! #HumpDay

The world would be a better place if we kept twinkle lights up all year long

Some light breeding material to ease your way into this Tummy Tuesday 📖

Good morning… so far 💦

Directly before this moment at the Robyn NYE concert my hand had been down one stranger’s pants whose hand was down my boyfriend’s pants whose hand was down the stranger’s boyfriend’s pants 😈 I was holding a wide stance to keep my unbuttoned pants up as I took this with my very snail-trailed hand

Happy New Year, babes!

I used to struggle to reconcile the person I thought I was supposed to be vs. the person I authentically am. I match society’s version of “wholesome.” So, how could I be a hypersexual masturbator who wants to be porn? Turns out two things can be true. What you boys are seeing is the whole package.

Try to find some place warm and cozy this Hump Day New Year’s Eve 🎉🍾

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Good morning! I woke up like this 🍆

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Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one

A happy and well-cleaned Fat Cock Friday to you all! Seen any good movies lately? 😈

So happy. So in love.

Merry Christmas Love, Yer Bumbling Dad

C’mon and be Santa’s ho-ho-ho bag 🎅🏻

A new ad for the MacBook Pro!

HO HO HUMP DAY!

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Merry Hump Day everyone. Please deposit your loads in here.

Happy Hump Before Christmas, everyone!

for a very merry #MCM all I want is for you to trace that line of hair allllllll the way up and down 👅 and once you’re down there, y’know, let’s just see 😈

Dads got room for two thoughts right now. The first is that dad needs a good boy to come clean and worship this pit. The second is that dad needs a hungry boy on dads cock working out my 4-day load. Which are you?

Oh, the weather outside is frightful But the fire is so delightful And since we’ve no place to go Be a ho, be a ho, be a ho 🐷🎅🏻 Happy Monochrome Monday, friends!

Gay guys be like “check out my new necklace”

Good morning!

If you wanna make it even more fab, you can stuff my stocking by the fire later 🐷