Happy birthday @ringo11lee.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️

Zara sale innit.

Ground control to Major Plum.

Over at the other place there are people saying that Oasis are THE most important and influential band, more so than the Beatles even. BITCH PLEASE.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

BJM alert on Glastonbury tv - glorious beautiful jangly guitars ❤️

80s pic - terrible hair.

Lol ffs

Neil Young just blasting everyone else out of the water.

I tell you what’s worse than when my dad forgets his hearing aids. It’s when he’s got them in but listening to the cricket through them, and I’m basically talking to myself. It’s like the rl version of me on social media.

If our school summer fair had been an episode of The Apprentice I’d have been fired for my big ticket item - the Photo Booth which was an absolute flop. Think I peaked with Ball or Sprout at Christmas. We had a hoot with it though.

I wish I could yell and scream and swear at people at work like the woman in Dept Q does. Just occasionally- it would be so very cathartic.

Finished reading Conclave - better than the movie. Twas ever thus, apart from PB’s Jaws which was so fucking bad it’s a miracle the film was so good. Listening to this now by same author - shaping up well.

open.spotify.com/track/2aH5Pq... the ultimate banger. Gloooooooooooria.

V happy with new tv set up - red LEDs for horror. 😁

This stuff is weird but good weird.

Get a load of my peonies though.

Me irl.

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand... this would make such a great film.

Yes Jack! 🎾

See a doc post a doc

My very helpful tutor is going to regret not giving me a word limit on my first assignment. Enjoy your 5500 words on government legislation to school policy mate. 😫

Going to a jewellery workshop today in Brum’s JQ - going to make some stacking rings. Then going to eat a big ol’ bowl of ramen.

I love my job. Working in a school is the best.

Lying on my bed playing with 2 heavy rattle magnets which I dropped onto my face. It hurt!

Casper smashing his strength goals and Lola pondering renovations.

I’m too old to be in a taxi at 3am.

Banging carbonara today followed by a photo shoot for menopause supplements. That’s not true of course but you’d think it was looking at my daft expression.

Have battled with virgin media (and won) whilst simultaneously cooking a splendid meal, ironing and checking on my dad. Now I have to catch up on some work. 💪

That’s an interesting haircut that Cole Palmer has.

Choices choices.

Picking my dad up from hospital today. Thankfully he now has his forgotten hearing aids so we won’t have a repeat of yesterdays very loud in a quiet ward “I could really do with an Eartha Kitt” bouncing off the walls to infinity.

Bloody Nora.

Leg day done (thank GOD). Next, Bristol bound with the MiL for a seafood broil with the light of my life and his lovely gf. There’s crab in it though. I hate crab.

open.spotify.com/track/3E0gVk... classic

open.spotify.com/track/7CmQjA... not my usual kind of thing but she’s released a load of absolute bangers.

🙄

For 2 weeks.

Borrowed my friend’s Dyson Airwrap thing and it’s really, really good. FFS.

Saw the latest version of this eastsideprojects.org/long-term-ar... on an under the spag junction tour today. Absolute treat.

Today I will mostly be under the spaghetti junction.

Get. Off. My. Mat.

Oh man this episode of Cobra Kai is emosh!

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/m... 🙁

Some notes I made from the fire drill for the report - fuck knows.